Dostana (दोस्ताना)

Hello? - Sam!

Where are you?! - Mom!

Mom my foot! l've been calling up the motel for a while.

They said that you didn't return since last night.

Chill, Mom!

You have stopped obeying me ever since your dad passed away.

Mom, l was just two years old when dad passed away.

Shut up! Tell me where you are.

l'm at my friend's place.

Had you looked for a house of your own..

..you wouldn't have had to live at a friend's place like this.

Who's this friend?

A close friend, mom.

lt's your first day at work today.

lnstead of fooling around with your friends..

..you should've been praying all night.

That's what l was doing all night, mom.

Okay. Okay. Don't forget to call me tonight

Okay, mom. - Okay then, bye.

Hey! Sam.

Hi, l'm Kunal.

l know.

How do you know?

Oh Kunal! Oh Kunal!

Oh.. Kunal!

Before this, l hadn't heard anybody's name so many times in one night.

l feel like l already know you.

Thanks.

l have to go. First day on the job.

Wish you all the best!

See you around.

See you.

So you're actually a nurse?

And you studied five years to become one.. a nurse?

But why?!

l mean, you could've studied the same and become a doctor.

Why a nurse?

Nurse, l'm ready for my sponge bath.

Hi, good looking!

There's a bad news.

What? l have to come over to your place again..

..tonight for a creative meeting, right?

Very funny!

l hope your sense of humour helps you to find a new house.

Find a house?

Oh! No. No.

Oh yes! Yes.

l've found a new tenant and he's even paying me cash.

Taxi! Taxi, taxi. Come on, man!

Taxi!

Kunal?

Sam, right? - Right. Right.

Look, dude l'm really sorry, but l'm in a hurry.

Why don't you get another cab?

Okay.

Wait a minute. Why should l get another cab?

l stopped this one first

No, dude. l stopped this cab first.

No, l stopped it first. lt's my cab.

No, dude. lt's my cab.

Hey, bro! This is my cab.

Do you guys want to tell me where you want to go..

..or do you want to get off?

5th and Alpine..

16 B.

16th floor. The elevators are that way.

lt's strange how we keep bumping into each other

lt's like fate

But what matters is who's fated to get this house.

Come in.

Wow!

Hey! Why are you scaring me?

Hey! You're lndian.

No, l'm Chinese.

ls this your house?

No, it's the neighbours'. Shall l call them?

No, no. We've come to check out the house.

Did you check it out? ls it good?

Now leave.

What do you mean? - l mean, didn't the agent tell you..

..that 'baby' lives alone over here.

Baby?

Baby.

Look, Baby.. - Excuse me.

Men aren't allowed here.

l want girls even in the two vacant rooms here.

After all, it's a question of our security and honour.

Did you hear that?

Yes, security and honour.

But whose?

No that.. there are two rooms..

Sweet!

You said sweet, you're hitting on me.

No.. - Get out! - No, no.. - Out!

Ma'am.. - Out! Out! Get out! - No, wait. Wait..

Wait.. - Out! Get out! Scoundrel!

No boys, only girls.

Even we want that, but not in that sense.

Hey! Do you want a hot dog? - Sure.

So what else do you do other than bumping into me everywhere?

l work at Howard Medical Centre. Two please!

Oh doctor? That's cool!

No, l'm actually a nurse.

Do you also have to wear a short skirt?

That's a very old one.

What do you do?

l'm a photographer.

Cool! So do you.. with the models.. you know..

Radical! When did you come from lndia?

Three years ago.

You've been looking for a house for three years?

l live at a friend's place. But l have to νacate now.

That too in two week's.

Tough luck, dude! - Yes!

Sir, are you okay?

l'm fine. l'm fine. Really, l'm just..

..it's just that my boyfriend..

..has been sent to lraq and l'm here..

..and we were so happy after Afghanistan..

Everything was perfect.

l mean, we were like the perfect family and l just saw..

..the two of you standing here and you look so happy.

My God! You just reminded me so much of us.

l mean, really. God bless you both, l mean..

l really wish you all the happiness! - Thank you.

Bye.

Kunal.

Are you crazy?! - Listen to me. - Don't touch me!

Oh man! l'm not like that. You're like my brother.

l mean, you are my brother.

Albeit from another mother but you're my brother.

Look, brother from another mother.

You may be desperate, but l'm not.

Do whatever you want to.

Come on buddy. Had l been able to do it alone then l'd have done it.

But she won't believe my word alone.

Listen to me.

Look, even you agree that the apartment is brilliant.

Correct? Right.

lf we have to lie to an old 'Baby' that we're gay..

..in order to get that house, then what difference does it make?

lt does make a difference. l'm not gay.

l know. l know this. You know this.

And if you wish, l shall inform every girl in Miami..

..that you like girls.

We just won't tell Baby about it.

Think about it. That apartment has two rooms.

The apartment is within our budget.

And you're more desperate than me.

l mean, you have a deadline of two weeks. That's why..

What do you say? Are you gay?

You've come back!

Baby!

Are you taking advantage of Baby just because she's alone

No, no. No, you're mistaken about us.

What do you mean?

Shall we come in and explain?

Are you trying to be naughty?

No, no. l'm taking permission.

Okay.

What are you looking around for?

Do you intend to steal?

No, you're very funny.

Actually we should've told you earlier that we can rent this house.

How can you rent it? l told you that only girls are allowed.

We're both are girls.

What?!

Kunal and l are together.

Yes, l can see that.

No, l mean..

..we're with each other.. you know..

What are you saying? l don't understand.

Kunal is a special friend of mine.

My most special friend.

Yes, now l understand. Today's friendship day.

Happy friendship day. Happy friendship day.

We're gay. He's my boyfriend.

Oh God! Oh, my God!

Relax. Relax. Don't worry.

Relax, sit down. - Relax. Sit. Sit..

Relax, aunty.

We're telling you this so that you think carefully before deciding.

Exactly. And if there are two girls staying here instead of us..

..then just think about what could possibly happen.

They'd bring their boyfriends here at night..

..and then there would be parties, cigarettes, booze, fooling around..

Oh, my God!

Yes. But if there are two guys like us..

..then there's no question of a third person..

..because we're already together and will always be.

lsn't it, Kunal?

Moreover, as you said, there's the security angle too.

lf two guys like us, strong and fit..

..stay with you, then you'll haνe security too. lsn't it?

Plus aunty, who pays attention to age these days?

You live alone in such a big house, anything can happen..

Why are you scaring me? Anyway, l don't stay here.

Neha stays here.

Neha?

Yes, my niece.