The Secret Life of the American Teenager

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Only I want to give you my reasons for not having sex.

I'm going to be speaking about that at my TAG group tonight.

Ashley's made a commitment not to date in high school.

I don't want to go out with her.

I just want to marry her and have children with her.

Don't you think Amy's just going to hate you more

if you make friends with Ashley?

Yes.

Grace is going to talk about not having sex.

What will Jack be talking about?

Everything's not fine if you're on bed rest.

Everything is fine as long as I'm on bed rest.

Mom said she wants us to be there.

- Why? - She does not want us to have sex.

It's not her decision.

You won't believe what this guy can do.

George, we don't need a dog.

I'm still thinking about doing it again.

So are you. I'm sorry, Jesus.

He might be right.

I want to have sex with guys who could potentially be a husband for me.

I want to see other people.

Thanks for standing past me this past year.

Not this past year.

My whole life.

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- It's going to be fine. - Sure it is.

I was thinking you could move in with Amy, share a bedroom with her,

and we could keep the babies in the nursery together.

Wow. Lucky me.

Did you bring home a couple of bunk beds from the store?

One of those ones with the little desk. Maybe a slide.

Pumpkin, anything for you.

- How about something in a nice maple finish? - Why not?

Amy's going to have the closet full, so I could bring a matching armoire.

- All right. - You're serious, aren't you?

Yeah, unfortunately.

You would live in the same room as Amy?

Where else would I live? In the nursery?

The nursery was your room. Amy could put John in her room.

We'll keep the baby in our room.

If thought that would keep Mom or Amy

from having another baby, I would do that.

Frankly, I don't think Amy wants John back in her room,

and I don't think you or Mom want a baby in your room,

so that's how it is.

That's the way it could have gone,

but I got a surprise.

Oh, joy. Another surprise.

I wasn't just moving things around in the garage the last couple of weeks.

I reinstalled the urinal, more as an art piece.

- Why would you do that? - ???

I made the garage into a room for you. You want to see it?

You didn't furnish it, did you?

No, no, no. I'm going to give you some cash,

and then you can do whatever you want.

Good morning.

It's not a good morning unless you get in here and help me.

What are you and Dad doing anyway?

How much packing could there be?

Oh, and Mom said she doesn't want any of that stuff back over here.

Good morning, sunshine.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

For what?

This.

When did this happen?

Past few weekends. Little something I was working on.

- So now we don't have to live together. - What?

Dad built this for me.

And for Amy, in that now...

Ashley will not have to share your room with you.

Your mother and I thought it would be a good idea.

You and Mom are not going to let her move in here.

Oh, yes they are.

Why does she get the big new room?

'Cause your spawn is in my room.

If anyone's moving in here, it should be me, because I have a spawn.

I have a baby.

And I need the bigger room.

Ames.

I hope that's the last time I see her in here.

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Hey.

Hi.

Who let you in?

I ran into your mom and Ruben. They're going to get boxes.

Yeah, I know.

- You could have called. - I'm waiting for an e-mail.

On your phone?

Yeah, I get e-mail on my new phone,

so I don't need to wait around by a computer.

And since I don't need to wait around by a computer,

I figured I'd drop by because I thought...

Maybe we could have sex one last time before you move? One for the road.

Aw, Mr. Sentimental.

We had a lot of good times in here.

Yeah.

Laying out there, and on the patio,

and in the parking lot.

And still, you're not in love with me

and we're never going to get married,

so I'm never going to have sex again...

- With you. - Come on.

You know you want to.

I might want to, but I'm not going to.

You bought a house so we could do it

and so I wouldn't be doing it with anyone else.

Yeah, well, I still like the house.

I just don't like you.

Come on, don't hurt my feelings.

You don't have feelings, do you?

Well, not feelings for me, anyway.

You know I care about you. I love you, Adrian.

No, you don't. You don't love me.

You just tell me you love me when you're trying to have sex with me.

I know you love me, Adrian.

Yeah, well, I will love again.

Oh, here's your white belt.

And I think this is your t-shirt, isn't it?

You think?

Look, I don't want to have any bad mojo between us.

Let's just be friends, okay?

Friends with benefits?

- I'm okay with that. - Well, I'm not.

I'm going to find a new beneficiary,

and you should, too.

I'm moving. I'm changing my life. I'm starting over.

I don't just want sex anymore.

I want someone to love.

Someone who is the someone.

Someone that I can marry someday.

Someone that I can have children with someday.

I think I deserve that.

Okay, would you put down that phone?

I can't put down my phone. Amy sent me a shopping list of stuff she needs for John.

This is the e-mail I was waiting for. That's why I got the phone.

Good, then your next girlfriend can e-mail you on your phone.

I don't care.

I'm looking for a relationship,

and I'm going to find someone else who's looking for a relationship.

I deserve to be in a committed relationship.

You do. You do, Adrian,

but I'm just not going to marry you or anyone else,

and John is the only baby I ever want to have with anyone.

Bye, Ricky.

Amy, she's giving up the whole house, not--

Moving day.

Ashley and George are moving back into the house,

and George decided to make the garage into a room for Ashley.

So?

So Amy thought that she should have the garage.

Hey, did you tell him?

Did he tell you?

No, I didn't tell him. I didn't get a chance.

Why don't you tell him?

I'm moving in.

Uh, that's great. Congratulations. Welcome.

Oh, hey, thank you for saying that.

Even if you don't mean it, thank you.

No, I mean it.

I love having you here, Betty.

But weren't you already living here, kind of?

Kind of, but...

now Mr. King says. I can move in some of my stuff, if I want,

and I want.

- I can't wait to see. - I can't wait for you to see.

All right, I got to go meet the movers. Bye.

You want me to come?

No, I can handle it.

- Bye, Ben. - Bye.

I don't know why I said she could bring her things.

I do.

Just joking around, Dad.

Well, don't joke around like that.

I love this woman.

I know.

Question is, do you love her things?

Not that much.

Mom?

Oh, Grace. Hi.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Okay, see you later.

Where you going?

Nowhere. Bye.

- Mom? - Yes, Grace?

You don't want to tell me where you're going?

Oh, nowhere really. I'll be back.

You're not--

Going on a date or something, are you?

Grace? No, please. A date?

Your father hasn't been dead six months.

Five months, three days and eleven hours.

Right. Not six months, even.

I got to run. I told Tom I'd be back by five, so see you for dinner.

Grace, I'm helping deliver food to the homeless, okay?

I volunteered. I want to get out of the house.

- Okay. - Bye.

Get over here. We've got seven hours of freedom.

Seven hours of freedom?