Ferrari Ki Sawaari (फरारी की सवारी)

Life is a bouquet of oranges, bright and fresh

if sprinkled with laughter... Plump with sweetness

Each week passes light-fooled and easy

Each day dawns like a Sunday morning

Woven with threads of such joy

Sparkles a story

its scent carried by the breeze

its melody whistled by the wind

In the white midday sun, a golden spot of sunset

No time for gloom, we cherish every happiness

Pockets full of small gestures and big moments

No shroud of worry we swirl in robes of content

Woven with threads of this spirit

Sparkles a story

its scent carried by the breeze

its melody whistled by the wind

Thank you for your help, sir

Life flows on

Whispering a new-old song...

In a blink and a sigh, I'm gone

Celebrate each moment, together; hereon

Woven with threads of our togetherness

Sparkles a story

its scent carried by the breeze

Well fielded, Kayoze

They say Catches win Matches

And Kayo's catch has certainly turned the game around

Move

Not out, sir

My foot was on the line, sir

Sir, when I took the catch...

my foot was on the boundary line

C'mon guys, chin up

Papa, you know how well I played today?

I took 7 wickets

You're listening, Papa? - Listening, Kayo

The ball was high but far

Iran real fast to the ball... and I dived

Fantastic - And catch

Papa, that was a red light

Oh no

Sorry son - No Papa, I'm sorry

Do you see a traffic cop?

No Papa, no one

How could you, Rusy... I'm sorry

Bhau Waghmare'... What sort of name is that?

Good morning, sir

Yes?

Sir, I ran a red light. May I pay the fine please?

You didn't pay the traffic cop there?

There wasn't anyone there

So who stopped you?

No one stopped me

You say you ran a red light

No cop there

So you should have left. No big deal

No one saw you

Someone saw me

Who saw you?

My son saw me

He will learn from what I do

I ran a red light, I must pay the fine

By law, I can't take your fine

Please leave

Here's another headache

Stop there. Don't offload that car

C'mon, get the car down

Inspector Mhatre, I told you...

Don't tow any imported car in this area

It could belong to a politician

This car caused a 2 km long traffic jam

They park wrongly, we suffer

Inspector Mhatre, please listen to me

One scratch on this car means a big enquiry

Do you know how expensive this car is?

Rs. 10.2 million - cost in Mumbai

BMW 7 series, latest model

Sir, please take this fine

This is... '? - The King of Honesty

Meet the Champion of Truth

One moment, sir

Remember? - Of course!

Rustam Behram Deboo. Head Clerk, Transport Office

Nandkumar Mhatre. Inspector, Traffic

And - my son Kayoze Rustam Deboo

Shinde, this man is amazing

A boon for the traffic police

Imagine that

He cleared that Ballard Pier jam single-handedly

Wow

Don't harass him

No, never

Here, let me gift you these blank tickets

Next time, write yourself a ticket

Sir, take the fine please

Shinde - Got it, sir

Proud to meet you, Mr. Deboo

Thank you, sir

But sir...

What was your name now...

Rustam Behram Deboo. Head Clerk, Transport Office

Rusy

Yes Papa?

Where are those noodles-shoodles?

Ready Papa, almost ready

Grate some cheese over them

Yes Papa

Let's watch some cricket, Grandpa

They're not cricketers, they're salesmen

They sell soaps and pomades

Ever heard of Don Bradman selling fragrant hair gel?

Now buzz off, weasel

Always knocking that ball

Papa, Grandpa is so mean

Let it go Kayo, it's ok

If he hates Indian cricketers, why does he live in India?

What's that, weasel?

Nothing, Papa

Kayo, you don't speak to your elders like that

Go, say sorry

Kayo

Sorry

Papa, your noodles

Too hot

Sorry

Added cheese? - Yes Papa

Ginger and garlic? - Yes Papa

And Mr. Kayo, here are your shoodles

Last night I had a dream

I was at Lord's, watching the Cricket World Cup final

India vs. Pakistan

Last 2 overs, India needs 30 runs to win

At the non-striker end is Sachin Tendulkar

At the striker's end is... Guess who, Kayo?

Guess...

Kayo?

Give up?

At the striker's end is Kayoze Rustam Deboo...

Captain of the Indian Cricket team

Shoab Akhtar bowls at 5600 km/ hour

And Kayo easily flicks him...

That... was a wide ball

Last ball now

6 runs to win

All fielders at boundary

Bowler runs

Kayo lifts his bat up

Crowd chants...

North, South, East, West... Kayoze is the best

Kayo... Kayo...

Bowler bowls and Kayo swings his bat

Of all the witless, idiotic...

Kayo

Made the TV into a punching bag

Were you batting or battering?

Kayo... Kayo...'

Need a kick on your butt

I'm sorry, Kayo

There's a match tomorrow. What do I do?

Sue him in the High Court

Now you'll say - Look at the brighter side of life

Actually yes, Kayo

What if it had broken during the match?

Listen, we'll buy a new bat tomorrow

Remember the bat we'd put a red mark on?

We'll buy that

But that's for Rs. 2800

So what? I'll get it for you

The match is at 9 am but the shop opens at 9:30

You play one down, right?

I'll get it before your turn

Are you sure?

Sure

One moment

What're you looking at, Kayo? - Nothing

Shoes? - No Papa

Goodnight my angel, now close your eyes

Goodnight love, hush those sleepy sighs

Let the moon lull you

into a gentle web of dreams

As the night croons along with me

Goodnight

Excuse me, sir. Does this shop open at 9130?

That's what it says here

Don't know when it actually opens

Welcome, everyone, to the Mumbai University Ground...

and the Young Mumbai Indians Tournament

First ball of the innings

And that's clean bowled. Great delivery

Next batsman is Kayoze...

their captain and their best batsman

Sahil, go

Sir?

Go, I said

Captain, what's your batting order?

Sir, I'll go two down

Slow down, you'll trip

A few days back I was here with my son

We'd put a red mark on a bat, remember?

Which bat?