The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Maybe I can.

This is Jimmy. Can I call you?

My name is Amy. Why don't I just call you Pimento?

I've said everything I can think of to say to her.

Why don't you just drive the two hours

and see Robbie and talk to her in person?

I'm sorry I cheated on you.

I can't take it if you cheat on me again.

Did you give Adrian money?

She came to me.

You must be Maria.

It's nice to meet you, Amy.

I've heard a lot about you.

You didn't tell me you broke up with her. It was time.

I want to have a boyfriend,

and I don't think you're going to be my boyfriend.

So you don't want to go out? No.

Want to go back with me? We haven't resolved anything.

I want to be Amy's friend.

You really are in love with Ricky, aren't you?

I guess it's about time that we both realized

we are a family, even though you and I aren't a couple.

Just hold on. I have another call.

Hello?

Are you in the kitchen?

Would you bring me a glass of water?

I'm not in the kitchen.

What are you doing?

I'm on the phone.

Sorry.

Ames?

Dad, are you near the kitchen?

I'm in bed. That's near the kitchen. Why?

I need a glass of water.

I'm thirsty.

You're thirsty, huh?

Yeah. Please get me a glass of water.

Dad, I'm really tired, I'm thirsty,

and I think I'm getting a cold.

I miss Mom. I need Mom.

Mom would get me a glass of water.

I remember when you were a little girl and you'd call out,

asking for a glass of water,

when all you really wanted was someone to talk to.

No, that's not it.

I'm thirsty.

Are you sure you don't want me to read to you?

What are you reading?

It's a magazine about motorcycles.

You don't care about motorcycles. No.

You miss Ben? No.

I just wanted a glass of water. Never mind.

I'm on my way.

Puppies, huh?

I'm getting the water.

I just want to finish this article first.

I swear, she's fine.

She's thirsty, but she's fine.

Why can't you get her some water?

Why can't you move to Italy to be with Maria

and stop calling me about your ex-girlfriend?

We may have broken up, Amy and me,

but I still care about her.

Then you get her some water.

She's not stranded in the Gobi desert.

She's just in her room.

She's a mom. She needs help. Help her.

You need help.

Hi, Ben.

Hey, I've got something

that you can do for Amy. Yes, anything. What can I do?

She wants some water.

Are they out of water?

No. She's just tired.

She's in her room,

and she needs water. Gas? No gas?

What? Oh, right.

Bubbles, no bubbles. Um, no bubbles.

Yeah, let's play it safe. Tap water is fine.

Amy's green. I'm on it.

I can't talk right now, Grace. I have to get Amy some water.

It's not Grace. It's me, honey.

Oh. Sorry, Tom.

I have to go, but I will call you back. Promise.

When? What?

When will you call me back?

Tomorrow.

You said that last time.

Okay, I'm not going to call you tomorrow.

I told you, I'm very grateful for the loan,

but I've paid you back, and there was nothing more to it than that.

No, there's more to it than that.

Tom.

I broke up with Tammy for you,

and now, I'm lonely. Then call Tammy.

I have to go.

No phone sex there.

Yes.

Grace? It's me.

Am I interrupting sex for you?

I don't have anyone to have sex with, Tom.

Good.

Good night.

I brought this for Amy, so put that down. I got it.

Hi, Amy. Here's your water.

What? How did you know I wanted water?

Um, it's late and you're in bed.

I just figured you wanted water.

I'm your friend, Amy. I know these things.

My family called you and asked you to bring me water?

Are they that lazy?

No, no, really. Your family didn't call me.

Ben called me.

You know, he still loves you.

You could still get him back, if you want.

You're much prettier than that Italian whore

who came over here and made an idiot out of herself.

It's over.

If that's how you feel, then I'm totally behind you.

Get out there and find yourself a new guy.

And I don't say that to try to keep you away from Ricky.

He and I are totally solid.

I say that because I'm your friend,

and once I'm someone's friend, that's it.

It's for life. Thank you.

Thank you so much for the brownies

and the CD and the new pencils

and the gel inserts for my shoes.

Aren't they great?

Yeah, they're great.

And isn't it great that we're friends?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, finally.

Now will you call Ricky and tell him?

I don't have a cell phone.

Yes, I will call him.

Now?

Have a sip of your water first if you want.

Hey. Is everything okay?

I just wanted to call and let you know

that Adrian and I are friends. Good night.

Good night.

This is a bad omen.

* Falling in love *

* Is such an easy thing to do *

* Birds can do it We can do it *

* Let's stop talking Let's get to it *

* Let's fall in love *

Good morning.

So how are things going?

It's going fine, isn't it, Madison?

Jack and I aren't dating.

Oh, no. What happened? It's not because of me, is it?

Oh, no, no, no.

It's just-- Well, Jack and I are just friends.

and nothing more.

Right, Jack?

If you say so.

I'll see you girls later.

Why don't you take him back? No, you can have him.

Oh, no. He's not right for me.

All he wants is sex.

I'm really looking for a relationship. I want to be in love.

Tell me about it.

Who are you talking about? Jack?

I told Grace she should take him back.

Yeah, you should, Grace. He really likes you.

He was just going out with Madison for sex.

Yeah, I told her.

I think he was dating me for the same reason.

Hey, what's going on?

Madison is trying to give Jack back to Grace.

He's not property to be given or taken,

and I don't want him back.

How are you doing without Ben?

Okay.

How's the new boyfriend?

You have a new boyfriend?

Jimmy. It's her mom's boyfriend's son.

That doesn't sound right. Isn't that incest?

Not yet.

It was a joke. I was just joking.

We're not sleeping together. We're not related.

He's not really my brother.

Yeah, or your boyfriend.

Did you break up with Jimmy, too?

Too? I didn't break up with Ben.

Ben broke up with me.

There you are, girlfriend. I was looking for you.

Amy and I are friends.

Did she loan you money, too?

I apologized for that.

I borrowed money from Tom to pay for a window I broke

when I threw my cell phone through it.

What? I was just trying to throw it at Ricky.

He was cheating on me.

What's new? He's always cheating on you.

Yeah, but that's because he's looking

for that special girl who will get along with Amy.

And so I made a promise to try and get along with Amy.