Triple Dare (Supervoksen)

AUREHOJ HIGH SCHOOL

9TH GRADE 2:43 PM

All overthe world youths undergo special rituals -

- to mark the transition to adulthood.

These rituals are governed by a special set of rules.

The youth is removed from his or her daily surroundings-

- and is placed in an unknown or dangerous situation.

These puberty rituals are called rites of passage.

In other words, an individual's passage from one status to another.

Afterwards he's regarded as an adult. What else do we call this? Rebekka?

Why can't we plan our curriculum? At least we'd learn something useful.

- What would be useful to learn? - Something relevant to our life.

This is relevant to people all over the world, and has been for ages.

Can you think of a Christian rite of passage?

- Confirmation. But I don't agree. - Of course you don't.

Nobody treats me different 'coz I got an iMac and some shitty altar wine.

I didn't feel any sexual challenge by having a curfew at 11 o'clock.

That's quite interesting. Ashame you didn't put that in your paper.

As it is, I have to give you a D. Have a nice weekend.

TRIPLE DARE

- How old are you? - 18.

17.

- 16. - Can I see some ID?

Look, I know you're only 15.

- Are you calling me a liar? - Yes. Yourname is Rebekka.

I've fucked your big brother.

- Where's our vodka? - The cashier's fucked Stefan.

- Were all the cashiers girls? - I don't know.

- How did you do that? - Hoot hoot!

Hoot hoot! Do you wanna have a go?

Hi.

- Sorry I'm late. - It's okay.

- Jesus, 50 Cent and Dr. Dre? - You sound like my mom, Sofie.

- They call women degrading names. - Like ho, like bitch, like slut.

- Why do you have to talk like that? - You're such a fucking virgin!

- It's okay to be a virgin. - Chill. I didn't mean you.

- What's this? - Acootie catcher, remember?

- My step sister gave it to me. - Aren't you lucky?

- Choose a color. - Blue.

- Choose a number. - Six.

Sex?

Sex!

It says you have to moon. You have to!

- Or else? - You die. It says so in the rules.

Fuck the rules.

- Achildren's ticket. - Nope. You're not under 16.

- I'm 15. - Don't lie to me.

I'm not lying. I'm entitled to buy a childrens ticket. I'm a child!

You can have an ordinary ticket, or you can get off.

I'd like to discuss the way you talk to me.

- I think you're condescending. - We don't mean to.

- It's mainly Stefan... stupid pube! - How about the way you talk?

- See, Rebekka. Do as Mom says. - Shut up. I'm trying to converse.

- How grown-up. "Converse"! - Stefan, don't start.

- Are you coming to the cottage? - No, the girls are coming.

- I won't babysit the 3 little pigs! - They can babysit themselves.

I can't get wasted, pick up chicks and babysit the 3 little pigs.

- Look how condescending he is! - Stop it, will you?

- Hey, that must be your wet dream. - Stop it!

She dreams about Adam every night. Sure you do, you're turning red.

If she likes Adam, it's her business.

- I don't like Adam. - Why don't you let him in then?

- Cool top. - Thanks.

- Coming tomorrow? - Yes.

- Where? - Didn't he invite you to my 18th?

You can bring some friends so you aren't the only freshman.

Wassup, bitch!

- Rebekka wants to go out with you. - Shouldn't she ask me herself?

- She's shy... Turning red again. - You're such a dick!

Yuck! Are you piercing your earwith that dirty needle?

- You do it, Sofie. - No, I'll faint.

I'll do it.

- I've got an idea. - Gross.

- It's just skin. - I'm trying to say something.

- I'm going to puke. - And some people pierce their pussy.

I'm trying to tell you something.

These rites of passage, right?

The idea is to do something creepy and then you're considered an adult.

Some African tribes brand people to show they've entered adulthood.

I'd let them brand me if it would get me into the trendy clubs.

We're in limbo waiting to get older so people will take us seriously.

Wasting our lives following rules made by old people with long boobs-

- and rotting brain cells! We should make the rules.

- I'm sick of being in limbo. - But what can we do about it?

We can make up our own rite of passage... The Cootie Catcher.

We'll each write a dare on the flaps without letting the others see it.

I'll start. No peeking.

- This isn't like the otherrites. - They're like ancient and African!

- Must it be something gross? - Not necessarily.

- Can it be about sex? - Preferably. Just push the limit.

Rule No. 1. We all have to do a dare by midnight on Saturday.

Rule No. 2. If you don't do your dare in two hours, -

- it's the next one's turn. And then you draw a new dare.

Rule No. 3. The Cootie Catcher is a secret.

If anyone fails, we'll send nude pics ofher round to the whole school.

- No way. - Be sure to pass, then.

I've got a better punishment. If you fail, you shave your head.

- Isn't there more to life than hair? - Yeah, but my punishment is better.

- I'd ratherbe bald than nude. - I make the rules.

- Two punishments? That's stupid. - Mine's way better.

- Let's just have them both. - Fine.

Both mine and Sofie's then. So, if we fail, -

- we'll send nude pics round and we have to shave ourhead.

It's 7 p.m. Let the Cootie Catcher begin.

Claudia, you have two hours to do your first dare.

Blue.

Five.

One... Six.

- "Make out with Yogurt"? - You got mine!

- Who the fuck is Yogurt? - The acne guy with the 6,000 DVDs.

- Who wets himself when he's drunk? - Yes. You have to make out with him.

- Eat your heart out. - Man, ifhe kisses like a blender!

MAKE OUT WTH YOGURT

- We have to be able to see you. - See me pop Yogurt's cherry?

We have to verify that you do it properly.

- Sure I will. - You have one hour and 45 minutes.

Good luck.

- Hello. - Is Yogurt in?

Alexander.

Alexander, you've got a visitor.

Are you in the same grade as "Yogurt" as you call him?

No.

Bye.

- What are you doing here? - Have you really got 6,000 DVDs?

- Why? - Can I borrow one?

- Why don't you go to Blockbuster? - I promised Rebekka to bring some.

But seeing as you know all about movies, maybe you can help me.

- Seen "Zombie Flesh Eaters"? - Yes... No.

Get down!

"Zombie Flesh Eaters", 1979. Amasterpiece. Fulci's 30th movie.

Far out. They made movies like that then?

- Sure! Ever seen "The Beyond"? - I don't think so.

Agirl gets herface eaten by maggots in two minutes. It's pure ballet.

Yuck!

Come over here.

How come we've never hung out?

You've ignored me since grade school.

- Were you in my grade school? - Yes, don't you remember?

Sure, I do.

The hell you do. I wasn't in your grade school. I was just testing.

- Are we on Candid Camera? - What do you mean?

I don't care if we are.

- They did it! - That's not making out. No tongue.

Why did you kiss me?

Because I want to.

- They didn't make out, Sofie. - Alright.

I remember your first day in school.

You were late and couldn't find your home room.

You fell next to the Coke machine.

You thought no one noticed and got back up in a hurry.

I was dying to help you up and kiss you.

But I didn't dare to, of course.

- Is this some kind of a joke? - No.

Who's that?

Katja, Stefan's class mate. What the hell's she doing here?

I know it's wrong, but I'm madly in love with you.

Come on.

Do you know Katja, Alexander's girlfriend?

- Why was Katja there? - Is he going out with a senior?

Don't you feel bad that you tried to kiss her boyfriend?

She'll neverknow, will she? Anyway, it's over and I passed.

- No, you didn't. - Why not?

- You were supposed to make out. - My tongue almost touched his.

But the Cootie Catcher said "make out". We have to take it seriously.

- I do! And I passed. - I don't think so. Right, Sofie?

I dunno.

Didn't you agree they didn't make out?

- Yes. - We either do it all-out or drop it.

Fuck it!

- Can we drop by the cafe? - We have to draw the next dare.

- Rasmus keeps texting me. - Ignore him.

I am. But I want to make it clear to him that it's over.

- Okay, five minutes. - That's all I need.

You can't sit here.

- But I'm 18. - "I'm 18". Sure, just buy something.

- My friends are in the bathroom. - They're for paying customers only.

Okay. Give me a Coke...

And three glasses.

Run up and get it yourself. Fucking teenager!

- Someone's doing it in the bathroom. - I bet it's Claudia.

- She promised not to. - How can she when she's not in love?

- What? - Nothing.

Tell me.

Will I ever fall in love? Maybe some people never find anyone.

- Not you, Sofie. - Why not? Maybe I'm frigid.

Everyone talks about the sweet agony of being madly in love.

I've never felt that way about a guy.

What are you trying to say?

Nothing.

I'll call you later, beautiful.

Hi.

- So, what did you talk about? - He was full of bad excuses.

- I think he wants me back. - Good thing you know how to say no.

Yes.

Your turn, right?

Here.

Okay. Yellow.

Four.

Four again.

Eight.