Chibiverse

Way underground We start our story

In a Disney laboratory

Super-duper confidential spot

Where a bunch of scientists

Said, "What the heck We're trying this"

And grabbed up every story That we've got

They threw 'em all together In a massive machine

Produced a glowing orb About the size of a bean

Slid it underneath A microscope and found

A bunch of cutesy characters Just futzin' around

-Futzing around -Futzing around

They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show

-Hilarious -And very well rehearsed

They know their logic's murky

But who cares, they're quirky

Welcome to the Chibiverse

They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show

So stinkin' cute, Your heart is gonna burst

Ready, set, let's go

Time for the show

Welcome to the Chibiverse

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh...

Chibiverse!

Hello, Chibis!

I'm Molly

and this is my best friend, Scratch.

Best friends don't force each other to host TV shows.

I'm Tilly, and this is my sweet brother Cricket.

What up, dorks?

And we are thrilled to be hosting the first ever...

Chibiverse!

It's the only show where you can see the most exciting adventures

from every corner of our strange, tiny planet.

And to celebrate our most magnificent debut,

we're ending the program with...

-Fireworks. Pizza party!

Did you say a pizza party?

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'd usually be all about the 'za,

but I feel like these Chibis want to see fireworks.

Trust me, kid, these Chibis want a pizza party,

with ooey-gooey cheese,

maybe a little pineapple on top.

Pineapple? Ew!

Let's just stick with me blastin' off rockets!

Don't need advice from some weird dead guy.

I prefer the term "post-living person."

And I don't need advice from a 10-year-old

who doesn't even wear shoes.

Hey! We're one big happy Chibi family, right?

It's not like you wear shoes.

I would if I had feet, ya dingbat!

-Why you... -(BOTH GRUMBLING)

While we sort this out,

let's see what happens when the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz

tries to win the heart of my sweet Gramma!

Oh! You better warn Gramma about platypus identity theft.

Ah! He got you, too!

All right, by show of hands,

who here is gettin' hungry

and wants to end the show with a pizza party?

And who here wants to end with fireworks?

-(SQUEAKING) -(SQUISHING)

Fifty-fifty split, huh? How narratively convenient.

Well, now it's time to enhappify your day with Chibi DuckTales!

-(QUACKS) -(DOOR BEEPS)

-(QUACKS) -(BOTH EXCLAIM)

-(QUACKS) -(LAUGHS)

-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) -(QUACKS)

Attention, Chibis.

Scrooge's Number One Dime has been reported missing.

If spotted, please return it to the Chibiverse Lost n' Found.

And now it's time for more Chibi adventures,

so we can finally have a pizza party!

Boo!

Let's leave the booing to the ghost.

If anyone wants to take us to space

to adopt a baby asteroid, don't ask us twice.

We're lookin' at you, Lord Hater.

And now it's time for more Chibi adventures

so we can finally have a fireworks show!

Boo!

See. Much better when I do it.

Whoa.

Aha!

Mom, look! Mom!

Huh?

Ah! (GROANS)

Huh?

-Eh! -(GRUNTS) Boo!

Mom! (GRUNTS)

-(SQUEAKS) -(GROANS)

Mom! Mom!

Three, two, one!

-(GROWLS) -(EXCLAIMS)

-(YELPS) -(LAUGHS)

Huh?

Oh!

My favorite part was when Perry gave him ice cream.

Aw! He just gave us ice cream!

Speaking of food, my dudes,

are we doing a pizza party or fireworks? What's happenin'?

Ah, man, looks like it's snowing,

so I guess those fireworks are a no-go, huh?

That's not fair! He's got a sorceress!

Brother... Apparition...