68 Kill

What the fuck you staring at?

You.

You're so beautiful, Liza.

Good.

At least I got something going for me.

God.

- You feeling okay, baby? - What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, you were pretty drunk last night.

I'm fucking fine, Chip. Except for the fact that rent's due.

That means I got to go see the fat fuck today.

What's your problem? You look like someone shit in your cereal. What's wrong?

I don't know. I just hate thinking about you being with Ken.

Yeah, well, imagine having to actually do it.

How else we're gonna make any money?

- I work. - Fucking hell.

Come on. Come on, it's not a big deal, alright? It's not a big deal.

He's just a sugar daddy with a itty-bitty wiener and a big old bank account.

The opposite of me. Is that what you're saying?

Well, you can always grow your bank account.

Stop that. Stop that.

Forget about me and Ken, okay? Don't mean shit.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Does that hurt? Yeah.

- I was a bad girl last night, wasn't I? - Yeah, you were a bad girl.

What did I... what did I do?

Did I do this?

- That is how I got that. - Yeah. You know what I thought I did?

I thought I also...

...did... this.

Yeah? I did all kinds of terrible things?

Terrible, terrible things because I'm a...

...I'm a bad fucking girl.

Shit. Hey, babe, we got anything to eat?

I don't know, Chip, did you go to the grocery this week?

No.

Well, then I guess that answers your question.

- Hey, Clint, come on in. - Chip, you about ready?

Is it 9:00 already? I'm just gonna grab a shirt. Be back.

Okay.

Okay.

I got to go, baby. See you later.

- Hey, Liza, you looking fine. - Yeah, Clint, I know.

- Alright, let's go. - Alright.

- Wait, hold on, let me grab my wallet. - Come on, Chip.

- What, you ain't gonna lock up? - Nothing in there worth taking, Clint.

- Besides Liza's got the keys. - You're a kept man, Chip.

- You blame me? Look at her. - I already did.

I got a better look when she used to work at the Crafty Beaver.

Well, she doesn't work there anymore. Problems with management.

- That's typical. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, one time my buddy got a lap dance from her...

...and she pulled a knife on him because he didn't tip enough.

He said she damn near slashed his throat.

- How long ya'll been dating? - Coming up on six months.

- No shit. - Yes.

No, I heard she was dating that Dane Erickson back in January.

Well, I guess that ain't true?

Seeing how she was with you and everything.

With milk like that, no need to buy the cow. You know what I'm saying?

You wouldn't know by looking at her, but my Heather...

...used to be a hell of a piece of tail until the pregnancies wrecked her body...

- ...and then her face followed after that... - Turn the pump, Clint.

You ain't got to worry about that with Liza. She don't strike me as the motherly type.

She ain't about to be tamed, Chip.

I bet you she does everything. Seems like the adventurous type.

- Goddammit, what's the deal with you today? - What do you mean?

I mean, you won't stop talking about my girlfriend. What are you trying to say?

I made a lot of mistakes in my past...

...and each and every one of those mistakes can be blamed on one thing.

- And you know what that is, boy? - What is that?

That sweet pussy. It'll cloud a man's mind.

It'll have him doing shit he ain't never dreamed of.

Pussy used in the wrong way will fuck a man up.

Pussy used in the right way ain't no better either.

There would be less people in our prison systems if it wasn't for pussy.

Then again...

...the great pyramids wouldn't exist if it wasn't for pussy.

- It's a conundrum. - What the hell are you talking about?

I'm talking about that girl of yours, son.

Look, kid, I just don't want to see you get in a bad situation because of pussy.

Jesus Christ, man, that's my girlfriend you're talking about.

It's not some piece of pussy, okay? I love her.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I didn't mean to get you all bent out of shape over this.

Man, I got a lot of problems in life but my relationship with Liza isn't one of them.

You really want to help me out, you know what to do.

Thank you for the money. As for the advice, you can keep it.

You know you're going to listen to me on the way home.

- Liza? - Back here, baby.

What the fuck?

- Where did you get those, Liza? - I got them from Dwayne.

Where did your psycho brother get guns from? I thought he was on parole.

Well, who is it?

What do you need guns for? Those aren't loaded, right?

I will answer both of your questions...

...when I'm done with you.

Now, take off your fucking clothes.

- Liza, I'm... I'm... - I said take off your fucking clothes.

Okay, lady, I will do whatever you want just don't shoot.

Yes, you'll do whatever I want for the rest of your life.

Get... in... here.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck!

- Oh, baby. I love you so much. - Oh, my God. Be quiet.

Sorry.

You're really something else, babe.

Don't you forget it.

God.

So, seriously, what's the deal with the guns?

We're gonna use them to solve all our problems, baby.

- Tonight. - What do you mean?

I went to see the fat fucker at his house today.

Daddy, oh, my God.

Daddy, oh, my God.

Fuck!

You are... one sweet piece of ass, girl.

Worth every damn penny.

Speaking of all that, rent's comin' up, Daddy.

Of course it is, sugarplum.

You let big daddy take care of you.

I got something I wanna show you. I think you're gonna like it.

- Feast your eyes on that. - Daddy, is that all for me?

You're sweet.

But you ain't that sweet.

Sixty-eight big ones.

Got a line on a slightly used Lambeau...

...canary yellow, of course.

Pickin' it up on Monday.

You be a good girl, I might let you take a ride with me.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Of course I would.

But you got to get out of here.

Madge will be back from the club soon. Go on, get. I'll call you when I need you.

$68,000. It's enough to get us out of this shithole forever.

You know what we're gonna do? Tonight, you and me...

...we're gonna sneak in there after they fall asleep...

...and we're gonna grab that money and be hundreds of miles away...

- ...before they even realize it's gone. - We're just sneaking in.

- Why do we need guns? - Well, in case.

In case what? What, they wake up and we'll just shoot 'em?

I was planning on never shooting anybody, Liza, like ever.

Well, if, and it's a big if, it's ever gonna happen...

...but if we run into trouble we'll just, you know...

- ...use them to make sure they cooperate. - I don't know. It's a lot to think about.

It's not a lot to think about.

Yes, it is. How is that not a lot to think about?

I'm tired of living like this, Chip! I'm tired of living like this.

You shovel shit for a living. I suck dick.

And I'm sick of it.

What do you want out of life, Chip?

I just want to make you happy.

Baby...

...I gotta be honest with you.

I'm not happy.

You know what'd make me happy?

68,000 fucking dollars.

They're alone out there? They don't have any kids or anything?

- No. - They have a dog?

Ken's allergic.

I'm not a burglar.

You'd be the cutest burglar in the state if you were.

- Stop. - Those dimples. I love 'em.

Stop it.

- How do we sneak in without waking them up? - Trust me. I've got a plan.

Listen, I have a plan. We'll be in and out like nothing. I promise.

- And nobody will get hurt, right? - That's right.

Say it.

In and out like it's nothing. Nobody gets hurt.

And then you and me...

...we get to live happily...

...ever...

...after.

I love you.

I know you do, Chip. I know you do.

Jesus, Chip, calm down. You're making me tense.

- What the fuck are you doing? - Unloading this thing. It makes me nervous.

- Don't be such a pussy. Put the bullets back. - I don't understand why we need bullets.

If I can't rely on you to simply hold a loaded gun, how can I rely on you at all?

Now, Chippy, can I rely on you?

Yes, you can rely on me.

Good. Reload the goddamn thing and hurry up about it because we're here.

Liza, wait.

- What now? - You forgot this.

- Thanks. - They don't have an alarm, do they?

No security, no kids, no dogs. We already went over this.

Sorry, I forgot.

Fuck! Were you standing at the back of the line when they were handing out brains?

- I'm not stupid. - Baby, I know. I know.

So stop acting like you are, okay?

Come on.

Crap!

- Shit! - I told you to shut the fuck up.

Lion scare the shit out of me. Did he kill that thing?

No, the lion stuffed itself when it found out it had cancer.

I thought he was some old dude. You never told me that he kills giant animals.

You said they'd be asleep.

I didn't know he was filming. I'd have made him pay more.

We got to get out of here.

Liza.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?