Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

"Chibita's Revenge"

The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!

Stop drinking! Stop it!

Stop eating! Stop!

Don't you dare pout like you're hungry, you idjits!

5/21 Tab

Look at how huge your tab is!

You jerks keep eating and drinking for free every single time!

I'm not serving you guys a single thing today!

If you don't have any money, then scram! Right now!

You've got it all wrong, Chibita. There's a very deep reason for this.

Yeah. There's a reason behind this.

It's true that we probably shouldn't come here without any money,

but we just somehow end up here.

It's because

the oden you make is so good!

Yeah, this oden is so good.

Yup.

That good?

Why hasn't Micholin found this shop yet?

Micholin?!

You're a genius, Chibita.

Your oden is just too good.

Chef Chibita!

You're God's gift to oden.

Chef Chibita!

You've got nothing but talent!

I'm jealous.

Y-Y-You idjits. Stop flattering me.

You're making me blush.

But we shouldn't.

I mean, our tab's huge. It's not fair to Chibita.

Let's go home for today.

Yeah.

Come on. Let's just come another time.

Hybrid Oden

Hold it.

There. Have a bite before you leave.

What?! Really?

But what about the tab?

We have WiFi

Stop worrying about some stupid tab, you idjits.

You can pay me when you have the money.

Thanks, Chibita!

Don't forget about that tab, though.

Sure!

Man, they're fast! It's all gone already!

Thanks!

So full!

Thanks!

Jeez, they're hopeless.

Pachinko Ryuu

We lost again.

Hey.

Of course we lost.

Hey.

The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!

You guys won't pay me for all that food and drink,

so why are you messing with pachinko and horse races?!

Y-You've got it all wrong, Chibita! There's a good reason behind this!

I'm not falling for that again!

Are you okay, Choromatsu? I'm coming to save you, Choromatsu!

Then stop running, you Shittymatsu!

Get him off me! Hurry up and get Chibita off me!

Let go!

Then pay up!

Let go!

Pay up!

Let go!

You can do it! Don't give up!

Pay up!

Let go!

Pay up!

Let go!

Chibita, are you all right?

Sorry. Did we pull out your hair?

U-Um, we really will pay that tab sometime soon.

Yeah, we will.

W-We'll be leaving now.

Sorry, Chibita!

What? It's already this late?

What's with the weather? It's insane.

Man, that was some good sleep. We probably shouldn't live like this.

It's not like I don't feel guilty at all.

It's still not working.

What's wrong?

Oh, Osomatsu-niisan. Something weird's going on.

Weird?

My cell phone hasn't been connecting.

For some reason it says no service.

No Service

I wonder if I dropped it somewhere.

The TV's being weird, too.

And the lights.

They keep doing that.

Oh, yeah. Where are Mom and Dad?

They're gone.

Gone?

Ichimatsu, too. When I woke up, he was nowhere to be found.

Huh? Wh-What's up with that?

What the hell?

Hey, look!

I-Ichimatsu!

Ichimatsu-niisan!

What is this?! What's going on?

It must be Chibita.

He's finally out for revenge.

Chibita? I mean, a lot happened yesterday, but he doesn't need to go this far...

Nii-san!

W-We need to close all the windows and doors! He'll come again!

We can't let him in the house! Hurry!

There.

He shouldn't be able to get in now.

We should be fine as long as we don't go outside.

Yeah.

H-How long do we have to stay like this?

Choromatsu-niisan.

Huh?

Don't you need to go to the bathroom?

Huh? Where'd that come from?

You're the one who needs to go.

What? Totty, you need to go to the bathroom?

Sure. Go right ahead.

Since you're telling him to go ahead,

I think you just proved you need to go, too, Osomatsu.

I gotta go pee.

What?!

What?!

You have to pee? Then go right ahead!

I didn't say that.

Uh, you totally did.

Did not.

It's all right, Jyushimatsu. Don't worry about us.

I didn't say that!

All right, then. Majority rules.

Let's point to who we think should go to the bathroom first.

Ready, and...

Why?! How did I get picked, with the way things were going?!

Well, being picked at a time like this

is basically Karamatsu's reason for living.

Brother, where did all your kindness from last week go?

Never mind. I'm not going to the bathroom.

I didn't need to go anyway.

I-I don't need to go, either.

I don't, either.

Same.

M-M-M-Me, too.

There, there. It's not scary, Osomatsu.

See? It's totally fine.

Yup, not scary at all. All the entrances are blocked.

I mean, even if I was attacked, I'd win.

I'm a really good fighter.

Scary! This is so scary!

What the hell?! This is pissing me off!

Okay, I'm gonna head back for now.

What the hell are you doing?

You're insanely freaked out. How pathetic.