G.B.H.

"I shall wear the bottoms

"I shall wear white flannel trousers

"Come back to tell you all,

"If one, settling a pillow by her head,

You do want to please me,

I'm going to thrash you

Don't hurt me, sir!

Mr. Murray. Michael. That were the best

You were there, then?

It was my wife what kissed you

Very nice place to be kissed,

You do remember her, don't you?

More speeches like that, Michael,

All the fine words in the world won't

They don't seem to be listening.

Actions speak louder.

It was still a great speech, Michael.

You know where I want to go next.

Mr. Weller.

Park where she can't see me,

And they marched, brothers,

Not for money nor jobs, but they marched

which praises the dead and condemns

That's the one. Book her, Terry.

So don't let anybody say in future,

Lunch tomorrow, Michael?

Er, there's a good restaurant opened next

All those in favor.

Before we announce it, are we sure we can

Yes, Stan, it's essential.

Forget about trying to get

give people a house in this city

Meaning what?

But it seems to me, and a lot of people, that

They are our own.

Too right.

This is it, all right?

Surely you must've expected some changes

Oh, I agree with some of the changes,

Who wouldn't agree with an increase

in the Welfare Department

And you empty my bins,

He's a democratically elected councilor,

I think our Director of Education

Being told that I have to have someone

has more to do with stupidity than elitism,

Well, it seems we're going to have

And that brings us to "any other business"

Oh, of course. Ah. Can't leave without

I popped in to see him, actually.

Matthew Weller?

Find him a loony school.

Find the looniest class in that loony school

Put him where he tried to put me.

Apart from the sheer offence of calling

there is no headmaster in this city whose

Acknowledged by Her Majesty's Inspectors

Good. He can have the Nobel Prize,

Remind me again, are there one or two Ns

You? You're 53, Hunningdon. Where

Offhand, I think I'm going home to inform

Tomorrow I will consider putting

on the market with a view

Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen,

why don't you get someone else

You and Weller part of that funny

I think that Mr. Weller and I are part of

And, on all sides,

Terry, why don't you

To know, Michael,

To know that on Wednesday

Do you understand me? Do you?

There are always consequences

But, Father...

Yes, Father.

I promise you,

Only, I did promise him

and you shouldn't break promises, should

You will play with me again,

What are consequences?

Ruth thingy.

The last long walk to the gallows,

"Brief Life Is Here Our Portion,

Thank you, Michael.

Michael Murray, be quiet, boy!

Excuse me, Mr. Murray, a word in you ear.

Mr. Mervyn Sloan wants to meet you.

I'm picking you up at your place at nine

You athlete! At interview, you told me your

I never.

Robby Burns!

Sir, sir, please, sir!

There's a man in the school, sir, an old man

Says he wants the headmaster,

Where is he?

I ran ahead cos I knew where you were!

Mr. Weller.

No, I just know who you are.

And here I am, at your humble service.

You will be told in due course, Mr. Nelson,

The truth and Michael Murray

But since you weren't expecting me,

I... I... just thought I'd...

Mr. Weller...

But who did it?

No, of course not, not even those who are

What if anybody finds out?

And I'm going to make it

Just think, after all these humdrum years

You don't want a go in here, do you?

I got a social disease once.

A Rastafarian wine waiter.

If head office found out.

Keep that smoke coming this way

If it were my missus, she'd be out looking

Bloody hell, I bought you a pack of six!

Anyway, what was she like?

Come to think of it, I can't tell anybody that.

The black people won in the fifth.

Not that I remember, not even when

Wasn't gonna be a chauffeur then, Mickey.

Who noticed that I'd gone?

Everyone? What, even those

It's great being someone, Franky,

Do you know, I can never remember a time

When you're someone, you've got the power

Better still, you can get people

Like tonight with that girl.

I just got a waiter to go over to her table

But you have to be someone first.

I tried it last year

You don't mind me talking like this?

you were always the big hero at school,

You were the one always going places.

There again, you had one almighty

I don't know. I keep telling you,

I only have vague memories, pictures.

I know as little as you.

My father left me fatherless

But he's very handsome.

I saw him on World in Action last week.

I've seen Michael Murray in action, Diane,

And now this episode at school

A great headmaster.

Wrecked.

I mean, from a distance, it seems as if

Beneath the sound and fury

I tried to write a poem about a funeral once,

Don't talk about your work at the sink,

Now, not that I want to change the subject,

Please!

Don't talk about that till we're in the hallway

No, I'd rather listen to you. Nobody I know

My cousin had a part in Z Cars,

Is it a new pain?

Can anyone be a set designer?

Several times.

This is the fourth time

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

You understand?

you've been a scourge of the medical

Not one of us can find

apart from one torn cartilage

You are an extremely healthy,

You have a splendid wife,

Why, therefore, don't you go away

instead of torturing yourself,

and draining the already limited resources

Thank you, Doctor.

Because there's nothing wrong with you.

There are sane peopled dying

and I would like you to demonstrate

when I present to you

Welcome to "The Antique Pavement

It shows the organization's

Because of Trotsky's words

"If you cannot convince a fascist,

Oh, aye, too true.

Mervyn Sloan.

About 20 years ago, I lost my faith

You've got to have a belief.

The word is out.

Such good reports.

That's right.

In the meanwhile, let's sit around the table

Lou Barnes.

You know precisely what has to be done

how it is to be done, who will know,

Chosen, of course,

Parliament can have its show

for we will hold a show of force and fervor,

And we will take the headlines.

Created by Bonaparte, modeled

Fine for drinking Babycham, absolutely

get me some fluted glasses and make it

Now, it would be easy for me to say

a great force in the land,

You do want to please me,

...and that this government should

Do you mind?