Attack of the Adult Babies

Bugger.

Oh, sorry dear.

Here, Timothy.

Tim.

You know I don't like being called Timothy.

Sorry Timmy.

Tim.

Just roll the dice, Tim.

I'm FaceTiming Katrina in a bit.

I don't even like this game.

What?

What?

Ooh well done, Tim. You got a Bing Bong.

No, not yet he hasn't.

What's that then?

No that's not a Bing Bong.

He hasn't said the word.

- Said what? - Bing Bong.

Timmy, you have to say the words...

it's in the rules.

Son!

Bing Bong.

Oh, you're so fast.

Well done Timmy, well done.

- Tim. - Yes, well done.

This is so far beyond boring.

So, is that it?

Sorry darling? I er... I'm not quite sure.

The game George, is that it for the game?

Clockwise now.

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

You have one minute precisely.

Lateness is not tolerated here.

Sorry. I'm coming.

Now!

What are my knickers...

and this doing in his bedroom?

Oh, Tim.

I didn't put them there.

Well they were under your bed.

Mum.

Honest.

It's a misunderstanding.

Really.

Well there must have been another misunderstanding recently.

They're still sticky.

He's been having a wan--

Kim. Sandra. Tim.

I think we need to talk.

Tim. Did you take something out of Kim's bedroom?

- No. - Liar. I know what you've been doing.

What? What have I been doing? What?

You really think that I crept into your bedroom while you was fast asleep,

sprayed perfume on your knickers and then whacked one off into them?

Really? You're mental.

Totally mental.

I think maybe Timmy, you should go upstairs to your room.

No. I'm eighteen.

You can't just send me to my room.

Everybody, hands in the air

or some get very hurt.

Everybody do now, or someone get this.

Do what they ask!

Tim! Oh please don't hurt him!

Get down bitch woman. Everybody on the floor.

I am Burt Reynolds. This is...

I'm er not. I am Barry.

So... you are probably wondering why, yes?

Why is Burt and Barry coming into my house?

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

You, up. Let's go.

You. Mr Big Man.

You are Big Man, Yes?

Biggest man.

I want something. Very valuable to me.

- Our jewellery is upstairs. - Shut up! You cow bitch.

- Your Big Man. You love him? - Yes.

You love him if I blow big hole through here?

Or... through here?

- Or through here? - Hey!

This gun make very big hole.

Bigger hole than Vlad's.

- You bastard! - What? It is.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I mean to say Barry.

Vlad is someone else. I knew... once.

What my partner is trying to say,

and he struggle, because he backward

so it's not his fault.

We want something. Okay?

And you are going to help get it for us.

You do as we say. And he lives.

And you get to play your...

- Dimitry! - What?

They have Bing Bong.

We talk. You, me. After this. Long talk.

- Please... - You have nothing to say, Mr Big Man.

We do talking. Now, we all calm?

Ladies, as you know, the highest quality service

is expected from you for the duration of our contract.

Your allotted patients expect the real thing.

No smirking, laughing or mockery of any kind is tolerated.

AS soon as we enter this room you are nursey...

to some of the most influential men on the planet.

Discretion is of priority, and as such...

no one should have been informed of your whereabouts...

and alibi's should have been fabricated and expressed.

Should you not have relayed your cover story regarding...

your whereabouts. Please speak now.

We have errand for you.

Yes. Fool's errand.

Quiet Vlad!

Barry.

Barry will give you directions and key.

It is big house. You will get in easy.

If you are careful.

You have diagram of house, and how to get in.

Key will open door.

Nice drawing show you which room go to.

In room there is box. It has label "Administration B" on top of box.

This is what you want. You bring it back and give to us.

We leave, we don't kill Big Man.

Everybody play Bing Bong. Everybody happy.

What if we... What if we get caught?

What you think will happen big tough girly boy? He will die.

Then we come for you.

Why us?

Why not?

So. We all clear on what we do?

You have three hours to bring us what we want.

After that...

Daddy go to sleep.

Come back soon.

Don't be bastard.

We have made big mistake, Vladimir.

What we gonna do?

We should do what they say. And get back for your dad.

Which way on the map, Tim?

Tim!

Erm.

Left.

Not yet.

We should stop and tell someone.

Yeah. It's left in a bit.

Can we agree the terms have been fulfilled,

and the forms filled?

Yes.

Excellent.

The guests will soil themselves. They will need changing frequently.

They will require feeds, they will have tantrums.

You will handle all of these matters precisely, as you would an infant.

Should any problems arise, and you cannot locate me

Clinton here, will address the situation.

She is deputy in command and should be served the appropriate respect.

Ok dear?

Follow me!

Oh splendid, Margaret.

You've excelled yourself this time.

Outstanding, wouldn't you say gentlemen?

- Where's the cream cracker? - Good point.

Margaret, is she working tonight?

- Clinton? She was here a minute ago. - Yes, Miss.

Will you stop doing that?

To your chair, please.

So, without further ado. Gentlemen, take your seats.

Most certainly will.

Yes, put that on.

And Tony. No mess this time please. That room is still cordoned off.

Peggy.

I stated it very clearly, Vlad. Just take Tim.

Mr Big Man.

The message you send me, said all of them.

It never said Tim. Who the hell "Tim"?

I'm getting weary of this Vlad. Here, I'll prove it.

Right.

Make sure when you get here you send them. Only them.

Oh dear.

Predictive pissing text!

It was supposed to say only Tim.

Oh fuck!

Slow down a bit.

We only have so much time, Tim. I have to drive fast.

Are you okay back there, Kim? It'll be alright.

Is that a... a police car?

If you're thinking of doing what I think you are... please don't.

Mum, if you tell the police, George is gonna die.

Shit.

Okay.

Plan B.

Let's see if the old magic's still there.

Hello officer.

I'm so sorry, my feet slipped on the pedals.

Can I see your driving license please?

Am I in trouble?

License please, if you will.

Oh. You're right. I'll just get it for you.

Just a deep breath into this if you will please.

Stop.

We're screwed.

We're not screwed.

- Okay. We're fucked. - Kim.