18 Year Old Virgin

- Hey Katie. - Ryan!

What are you doing here?

Your mom just let me in.

I have a surprise for you.

I love you Katie.

I always have...

and I always will.

You are my soul mate.

Oh, Ryan.

You are so hot.

- Oh is that Defcon 4? - Yeah.

- With rumble pack? - Yeah.

- Come on. What? - No, you must do like this.

Right here. Don't die

you get right and.

It is all in the grip!

Oh Yeah!

Yeah...

Spencer, I want to fuck you so bad.

I'm thinking about you all day

On top of me

Fucking me so hard

So you make me scream.

Oh - Katie.

Katie.

Oh Ryan right there, it feels good

Oh - Ryan.

Katie. Honey...

Time to get up last day of school.

Don't want to be late.

What is the matter with you? - Nothing

Are you okay?

Yeah. - I know...

You are still upset about not making about the.

I do not want you to worry about it another minute.

We got the scholar ship we wanted that all that matters.

Ok my sweet?

All right - Sweety...

You are really hot and sweaty... do you have a fever?

No, I'm fine.

Ok.

Cleos toy mouse.

He never know where she is gonna stick this thing

and she slavoured all over it.

Ok. Get up.

Rose is gonna be here any minute. Last day.

You don't want to be late it is very exciting.

Yeah

Dude, finally you are like the last peson out per usual.

I had say good bye to Mr Warren, and thank him for

all the really inspiring literature lessons that we have..

Come on, iam taking you to the mall

Rose, I can't go shopping with you tonight I have to go home,

I have to organise my family coming to other town.

Iam not the one who needs the new cloths darling, you do

What? No, I do not.

Katie, how long have we been best friends?

Since kindergarten.

Joni, You crazy bitch!

Have some crock rockers in Spain for me while you there!

And in all that time...

Have I ever stired you wrong?

Yes.

Katie, look at me. We are about to enter the big bad world.

We are about to burst through the corn pines of this suburban life.

We need to make some serious changes

Starting with your clothes.

You Dress like a librarian, and not the sexy kind.

I like my clothes.

Dont you want to climb out of you little fantasy world of books

and studying and all things that constitute boringness and to join reality?

Ryan Lambert for like five years

and except for that one Halloween party way back in the ice age

You haven't even kissed him or anyone till that matter.

Ryan Lambert is my soul mate.

I have to save myself for him.

We are first one's here.

I told you if we got here on time no one would be here.

Oh my God... that was amazing.

- Who was that? - I do not know.

But who ever he was, I think he was my soul mate.

Ryan, playing Goldeneye lately?

Yeah dude, I like guns. They are awesome.

It was Ryan Lambert. I knew it.

I knew We were meant for each other.

Even now iam morally opposed by the very thought...

We are going to go to the miserable passion of the awesomness the mall

And we are going to get you some awesome new cloths

And tonight at the party you are gonna go for it

Great.ok tonight tust me is going to be awesome

What is even the point of buying sexy new cloths

if you gonna cover them up with your sweater?

- It's cold. - It is 19 degrees out side.

Oh my God... wait.

Congratulations, senors?

So what? The person who wrote that thing is a spaniard...

The point is...

And we certainly not gonna correct any body elses grammer!

- No? - Oh my God, try hard!

Try really. Really .really hard

Everyone everybody listen please! The party isn't happening.

This party has been cancelled every body needs to get out.

Please out. Stop it!

Stop! Stop!

Listen

My grandpa just got home from hospital He is upstairs in a coma.

I need every body to get out.

Rose, may be we should just leave

His Grandpa's just home from the hospital and in a coma

So what. We are not gonna wake him.

Hey, show me you tits it's for my video memories of high school

Oh Come on, there is a free T-shirt if you do.

Sweety never do that,

memories is spelled with three M, Seth.

Virgin...

Come on...

Rose, how did he still know iam a virgin?

Please like every guy here doesn't know the sexual status of every cute girl on the school.

Is Katie powers still a virgin?

Who?

Oh yeah, Total virgin.

But you are not...

Any way let's go find out Ryan.

Oh there he is

Go talk to him.

I need a drink first. Ok.

I need two.

What am I even gonna say? What iam gonna do

Just Be yourself. Be yourself.

- Really? - Yeah...

Okay No. Be sexy and cute

Make him feel smart. Don't correct his grammar.

He just looked at me. He just looked at me.

Go talk to him.

Ok No, I need a minute.

At least you know where?

Just stay here we will wait until he come to us.

Ola senors, and senoritas.

I think you're the only other person that even noticed that.

Wait Beer? You hate beer.

Hmm, I'm sorry.

Did you see the history chanel ...?

Spencer, there you are .we need to talk

Oh Katie... you showed.

Some how I thought you wouldn't.

And why would you be depressed that she is getting cisternship award and the scholar ship that goes with it

You don't know that the school hasn't counted votes yet

Right, Spencer?

Oh......No.

But Katie is the only one nominated for it . so..

One word, people. Right ends.

That is actually two words.

Anyway, You give me a ride in your new car later Right?

Sure.

Cool.

OH Please, Does she think that she flirted with you

have you cheat the.

Award of Katie.

Well iam gonna get some beers.

Any one?

Yeah, more beer.

More beers?

Ok don't look now

Ryan is coming.

Okay, flirt with him but not aggressive. Willing, but not slutty.

Go.

- Hi Katie. - I'm sorry.

It's alright.

It is a zoo. Don't worry.

I wanted to thank you because you tutored me in all these years

in high school, and you know what?

- I wouldn't have graduated. - Oh... No!

No! Yeah!

You ever need a thing you let me know, okay

Thanks.

Ryan, I was wondering if you may be...

You wanted to... you know...

Get out of here.

What was that I didn't hear you, sorry.

I wanted to know if may be...

You wanted to get a beer.

Oh .No, I have a beer.

You have beer too, you have two beers.

Yeah, right.

Look iam taking of with my dad tommorow for the summer... so,

If I didn't see you...

Tomorrow?

You are not staying for graduation?

No.

Actually my friends are waiting, so...

Sorry, I...

I wanted to know Ryan may be...

You know we always had this client-tutor relation ship

And may be wanted to know may if you were open there is something more...

- Oh, aren't you a virgin? - Yeah.

I had an experience with a virgin a while back

And it was just...

Susan Enright...

yeah.

Anyway...