Vince & Kath & James

BRO, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU MIGHT MISS THE SHOW.

Girl, hurry up. They're about to announce the winner.

I'm coming.

- Look at that contestant. - I know, right?

- Bro. - Hi, idol.

Sorry, bro.

- One. - Where are you?

Mom's been looking for you. You promised to come home early.

- Bro, how are you? - I'm okay.

I reserved these seats for you.

...crown for the night. Contestant number 3...

Are there any nice chicks?

There you go again. That's all you ever think about.

Of course! Why else would I be here?

Who's your bet?

Raise that up! Cheer for her.

You're really my idol, Kath.

#DAVINCIQUOTE: CRUSH; NOUN. IN OTHER WORDS - YOU.

Thank you so much.

I hope I remember all the tips you gave me.

Aunt.

- Vince! - My aunt is so sexy.

My mommy is so beautiful tonight.

Smells good, too.

Don't tell me you went to a practice game again.

When will you quit the varsity team?

- And you know, which reminds me, your... - You cooked a lot of food.

- What's the occasion? - Oh, we had a party

for the employees in the manpower agency.

- Of course I had to prepare... - Right.

Your grade report arrived earlier.

You flunked again.

We'll talk later.

Later? Why not now?

Son, this is what I have been telling you.

When are you going to focus on your studies?

Look at Vince.

Or your sister Jamie. They have plans for their lives.

Mom, they said I won't fail as long as I attend summer classes.

- So we have to pay for your summer... - Aunt.

Your wrinkles are ruining your makeup.

- Let's talk, James. - Let's just eat. Come on.

There! Healthy food.

Son, have dinner at least.

For a sexier and prettier you.

I'm so tired.

Sir, please, open the trunk.

Kath.

- Yes? - Maxine, did I forget anything in there?

Let me check.

Nothing.

Okay, thanks.

- Thanks. - Oh, wait! Hold on.

Sorry, sometimes my brain gets stuck buffering.

Of all the things I could forget!

What?

I forgot to congratulate you.

Thank you, Maxine.

You know, your entrance was the best.

- And I did great with your hairdo. - Maxine.

Thank you.

- It's nothing. Don't mention it. - Thank you.

Kyle! Bring me that! I need to pee.

Mom, I'll do it.

- That door's broken, Mom. - It's been broken for a week.

I'll fix it tomorrow.

If we don't fix it properly soon, it'll be completely broken.

I don't know which god to ask for money to fix it.

- There, Mom. - Thank you.

My goodness.

- Wow! My sister is so pretty. - Really?

- You look like a beauty queen. - Really?

Whatever. Let me help you with that.

He didn't even send us money.

Your father shouldn't have left us.

Who's going to fix things in this house?

I don't know how to divide my...

Oh, my! My daughter won.

Maxine taught me everything I needed to know.

All the poses, like this! Of course I won.

And I used your makeup. See, I look like a beauty queen.

What are you saying?

You're naturally beautiful. You got that from me.

Wow.

Bring these to school tomorrow.

- Sell these there. - Okay.

Then we can pay for our electricity bill.

Wait, Mom.

I'll give you something.

Here, Mom.

This isn't much, but it can help with our expenses.

I won a scholarship, too.

You don't have to pay for anything next semester.

My daughter is amazing.

Your father will be sorry for leaving us.

Dad is all that mom talks about.

That's true.

- Let's eat, Mom. - Let's eat.

CONGRATULATIONS, CLASSMATE. YOU'RE SO PRETTY HERE.

YOU'VE BEEN MY CRUSH FOR SO LONG. CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

- CAN I ASK FOR A DATE? - CONGRATS.

YOU'RE MY IDOL, YOU'RE SUPER GORGEOUS.

YOU'RE AWESOME, CONGRATS!

YOU'VE BEEN MY CRUSH FOR SO LONG.

CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

- Bro. - Yes?

Thank you.

You're the best cousin in the world.

High five.

Thank you.

My stomach hurts because of your mom's salad cream.

So, let's just eat the food your mom sent you.

- Thanks. - Thanks? You have to pay me for those.

I'll pay you.

But you have to do my thesis for me this summer.

- There you go again. - I need to focus on basketball.

The coach will be selecting the players for the A Team

this coming inter-university games.

So, I need to be the best.

There you go again.

We'll get in trouble.

How about...

I give you my thesis from last year to use as a guide.

And I'll help you in your research. Sound good?

Wait. I want to ask you something. Do you know the name of Ms. Engineering?

YOU WERE JUST MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATE. NOW YOU'RE MS. ENGINEERING.

You're here. What class was this?

That was my first year.

Machine Design class.

Bro, she's really pretty.

She's my type.

James?

I need to reply.

HI JAMES, THANK YOU FOR...

HI, JAMES! THANK YOU.

What happened?

Kyle! Did you turn off the Wi-Fi?

We ran out of data.

Nice! Good job.

You guys are great! Okay! Hi, Coach.

Did you get your clearance form signed?

I'm sure most of the professors have left already.

Bro, the coach will kill me if I leave practice.

Your mom will kill you if you don't get cleared for summer classes.

Have you printed all your requirements?

- I haven't printed them out yet. - There we go! So, I'll have them printed?

I'll do it?

- You're always like this. - Please, just do it.

They're in there. In the pocket.

There.

Thanks, bro! I love you.

Ms. Engineering, go ahead.

No, you got here first. Stay there.

Hey, bro! How are you?

You're going to Boracay! How fun.

Okay! Enjoy.

- Sure. - Okay.

Hello.

You know, you never let a day pass without pissing me off.

You posted an ugly photo of me, and now you have the nerve to say, "Hi."

There you go again.

We're on our last semester, guys. Can you not stop fighting?

Your friend is the one who's always picking a fight.

You should always smile.

It's really fun to talk to you.

Hi, snob.

Guys, I'm sorry.

The printer's not working again. Please, wait a little longer.

Ms. Jen! It's broken? Want me to fix it?

Vince! Yes, please!

Let's use your electrical engineering skills.

Do you need to print something? Give it to me.

- Thanks, Ms. Jen. - Hey.

There's a line. Didn't you see the long line?

I forgot that there's a line.

Can you not cut in line? We've been here for hours already.

What are you, a VIP?

Why are you getting mad at me? Get mad at...

Because it's hot and it's unfair. So you stay there!

Kath, calm down. He's going to fix the...

No, Maxine. He can't do that.

Okay. How about this?

- I'll tell her to print yours after mine. - That's not my point.

Ms. Jen, can you print Ms. Engineering's files next?

Her face is about to explode from anger. Okay?

There. Problem solved. Give me your USB.

You pervert.

- Come! Let's just print somewhere else. - Hurry.

Archie, I need a new battery.

Here.

Thanks.

Maxine.

Maxine!

- Maxine. - Oh! Pokémon.

Maxine, read this! Come on.

Oh my God, Kath!

What a lovely encounter.

Imagine, you punched him and he still messaged you?

There's no other man like him in the world.

So reply! Go.