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Promise me.

I promise you!

I'll search the entire galaxy

to find out who poisoned your entrée.

It's the least I can do

now that I know you're my... mother.

What?! What?! No way! What?!

Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?

Yes, I'm crying.

I'm feeling deep emotions and they're expressing themselves

physically on my face.

It's part of what makes me a man.

Ugh! Are you guys watching "Lazer Hunters"?

Why is everybody at the station addicted to it?

Yeah, it's so cheesy.

Oh, get over yourselves.

This show is a cultural phenomenon.

It's ending next week. Give it a chance.

Mm. I don't know.

Brick? Yes?

Mother never wanted us to meet,

but now that she's gone, I can tell you...

I'm your identical twin Angelo.

Whoa. Okay.

Maybe we can give it a shot.

Ooh!

That was really good.

Dude, we gotta catch up before the finale next week.

How many seasons are there?

Eight. If you start watching now,

you just barely have enough time to catch up.

But only if you use this mayonnaise jar as a toilet.

Thanks. Dude, weren't we supposed to do something

for Benson before we walked in here?

Uh... vacuum the floors?

But we could put that off till later.

You're probably right.

No, Mr. President!

Don't open that birthday present!

No! No!

Bros, you did it!

You watched 168 hours of "Lazer Hunters."

And you're just in time for the finale.

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! So many questions!

Like, what was the deal with the space lizard cold open?

Was Brick's cousin's salsa in the safety deposit box?

Why was there a squid in the percolator?!

Who made the holotape that tipped off the colonel?!

Not so dumb anymore, is it?

And now, finally,

the finale will answer all our questions!

Mordecai and Rigby.

Oh, hey, Benson.

We were just about to watch the "Lazer Hunters" finale.

No, you're not, because you and Mordecai

are going to go vacuum the floors in the house right now!

Just like I told you to a week ago!

Aw, Benson.

Can't we just vacuum after? Now.

The house is all the way on the other side of the station! Don't care.

The finale will be over by the time we get back! Go.

How are we gonna get back here without hearing spoilers?

Go vacuum the house!

Ugh! Ugh!

Whoa, tough break, guys.

Whatever shall you do?

Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

You want me to record it for you so you can watch it later?

Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

Give me the tape.

Hm-Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

I just hope they can make it back

before they hear any spoilers.

This is gonna work.

Yeah, The sooner we get this done,

the sooner we can watch that tape.

Oh, no! "Lazer Hunters" is ending right now, dude!

Dude, don't panic.

We got some time before we're at risk of spoilers.

Bros!

Bros, you won't believe how "Lazer Hunters" ends!

Hear No Evil... phase one.

Bros!

Bros?

Here it is... Operation: Hear No Evil.

Everything you need to avoid spoilers.

Two years ago, the ending

of the Carter and Briggs movie was spoiled for us,

and what did we vow, Rigby?

That it would never happen again.

That it would never happen again.

Okay, step one... Go off the grid.

Phone.

Whoa! You could have just turned them off!

I mean, either way. What's step two?

Headphones.

Okay, step three...

Get to the tape! What?!

We have to go back to the barracks for the tape! Oh, yeah.

And remember... everybody and their brother

is gonna be talking about this,

so we gotta get there as fast as we can!

Got it!

Guys?

Guys?

Where are they?

I don't know the answer to that question, bro.

But I can tell you

that these floors have not been vacuumed.

I see.

How does it end? What?

"Lazer Hunters." I'm gonna ruin it for them.

But... How...

does... it... end?

La la la la la la la!

Huh?

When the beam kills... How about that...

Never saw that coming in a million years!

The batteries must be dead!

What do we do now?!

Hear No Evil back-up plan...

Earplugs!

Bleah! Bleah! Hah!