Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

And when this magic bullet went into the president's chest, it had to make a sharp turn in order

to exit his body from the neck.

Then it would have had to turn right, then left, and somehow have enough energy to hit

the governor in the front seat.

Clearly the assassination was a conspiracy.

Thank you, Daria.

That gave me the chills.

Well these have been some of the best oral reports I've ever heard.

Oral.

I'm going to do an anal report.

Let's see.

The last two people we've yet to hear from are Beavis and Bethead.

It's time for your reports on a historical American figure.

Let's have one.

Yep, sure is.

Is that another video with Big Muppets?

Yeah, here we go.

It seems like that he's like Big Bird things in every video now.

Yeah.

I'll just think you know, you ever notice Big Bird, you never poop.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like they should have him poop, then it'd be more realistic.

Then Big Bird could have a big turn.

Yeah.

That's pretty good for it.

I'm pretty funny.

No, hey, if I was a Big Bird, I'd like fly around in the sky and stuff and fly over

people and poop on their lunch.

I'd be like, yeah.

That would be cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would roll.

Actually, I probably could do that without being a bird.

I could go into the cafeteria and just stand up on the table and pull down my pants and

go around while people are eating their lunch.

Okay, settle down, Beavis.

It's turn a fried steak.

Now Beavis and Butthead, if you don't give your reports, I'll be forced to give you both

F's for the semester.

Okay.

Okay.

F's cool.

And F would mean being left back, repeating the ninth grade.

Let's say after nine of eight, nine, ten, whoa, Beavis.

That means we won't have to be in the tenth grade.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

you guys will never graduate.

Never masturbate.

Graduate.

It's when you're all done with school.

I mean, like school ends.

That's right, Beavis.

When you graduate, you'll never have to attend another class again if you don't want

to.

But that's not going to happen unless you pass American history, which means you need

to give your oral report right now.

Okay.

Excuse me.

I have an oral report.

No wait, be first.

Beavis, it's my turn.

I want it not this time.

My oral report is about, I mean, my oral report is about, um, um, yeah, um, okay.

Um, it's, um, it's about, um, me, um, Beavis.

Are you not prepared?

No, wait, wait, wait.

My report is on the time me and Budhead had, um, had like dinner and stuff.

Yes.

Now Beavis, what does that have to do with American history?

Shut up, I'm not done yet.

Beavis, this better be educational, okay?

Um, okay, so like, um, once upon a time, um, I mean, um, like last week, um, we were going

to like, um, eat.

Hey, what are you doing?

Look.

I mean, that was, um, educational.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then we were, um, we were fitting there.

Um, hey, beavis.

If you like, look at the window.

You can start checks and I can't see you.

Really?

Cool.

Um, if not working.

No dumbass over there.

Oh yeah.

That's cool.

Um, that dinner, um, like, changed my life and stuff.

Yeah, and it, and like, I'll never forget it.

At the end.

Beavis, that was the worst report I have ever heard.

What did your report have to do with American history?

Um, well, um, it happened last week.

And it was like, in America, it was like history.

Pretty cool.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, what up the stack of trade?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.

Check it out of trade.

Droppin' plates on your ass, beavis.

Yeah.

But DRE out on a Robin's Freak.

A straight G.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't do that very good, but like that.