Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Mr. Osomatsu Returns

Mr. Osomatsu returns!

It's an emergency!

It's an emergency, I tell you!

Karamatsu!

Huh?

Choromatsu!

Hm?

Ichimatsu!

Huh?

Jyushimatsu!

Huh?

Todomatsu!

Hm?

What's the matter, Osomatsu-niisan?

It's an emergency!

Our anime that ended in March last year

is starting up again today!

What?!

Is that really true, Osomatsu-niisan?!

It is! Actually, it's already started!

Huh?

He's right! We're on TV again!

It's a miracle!

Yay!

I'm worried...

What's the matter, Choromatsu?

Well, our anime aired two years ago.

I wonder if anyone even remembers us now.

Did people actually wait for us?

It'll be fine!

Don't worry about it!

If you're that worried, want to use this TV to see what our future selves are like?

What? We can actually do that?

Yeah! I wanna see!

I can't wait to see what we're like as adults!

It's so exciting!

All right, guys, group up!

All right, here we go. You guys ready?

Yeah!

There! Our anime returns!

Returns!

Mr. Osomatsu, the TV anime.

It temporarily finished broadcasting in March, 2016,

having created a slight buzz and become slightly popular.

Now, a year and six months have passed.

The hell... It's been so long.

What've you been up to?

What else?

Me was vacationing in France.

Huh... I see.

Me is not a commoner like you.

Really.

You don't believe me, do you?!

Here's the proof! Look, Trump Tower.

That's not even France!

Come to think of it, what are those idiots up to? Why don't we stop by their place?

Knowing those idiots, me is sure nothing has changed.

Matsuno Monthly Parking

They're probably just lazing around with nothing to do and living meaningless lives—

What?

What?! What is this?!

Is their house a lot bigger than it used to be?

Has it been completely remodeled?!

Seriously?!

Look! Their front door has an automatic lock on it!

Matsu

Sheeeh!

Their house is solar-powered, you idjit!

Sheeeh!

Please Use Freely

They even have Wi-fi!

Sh-Sh-Sh-Sheeeh...

Wh-What's going on with these changes?

When the hell did they become this rich, you idjit?!

Chibita, this must be it!

66 Hour TV

Huh? Wha...?

Talk Show

Special Guests: Matsuyo, Matuzou

What the heck's going on?!

Look over there, too!

Could those people be their fans? Are they here to see them?

The heck's going on? What in the world happened?

This almost makes it seem like they're actually popular!

What the hell's going on in this world?!

Get a grip, world! Seriously, what the hell?!

You idjits! Damn it!

Wake up! We're talking about NEETs here!

They're virgins!

They're scum!

Trash!

Filth!

Shi—

I-It's no use... Their eyes are completely soulless.

Sheeeh...

What've we got here?

What, you guys wanna go see them honorable Matsuno sextuplets?

H-Honorable sextuplets?!

Them honorable sextuplets got their one hit.

Because they got their one hit, they were granted half-assed wealth and fame.

Because of that, they're living the good life in an awfully half-assed way.

Wanna go see them?

Hey, whatcha doin'? Hurry it up.

The honorable sextuplets are in the middle of their meet and greet.

Make sure you don't get in their way.

Meet and greet?

Well, see ya.

H-Hey, Osomatsu? Karamatsu?

You here? Hey!

Th-That's...

Huh? The hell is that?!

Hi. Here ya go.

Yup. There.

1 Handshake 200 yen

Sheeeh!

Yeah.

There ya go. Yeah.

1 Handshake 200 yen

Yes, I see.

Yes, indeed. Yup.

1 Handshake 200 yen

Keep your filthy hands away.

1 Handshake 200 yen

Yarp.

Hi. Thanks.

Hi.

1 Handshake 200 yen

I'm Totty!

Aren't I cute?

1 Handshake 200 yen

They're so gross...

Sheeeh...

Hey, guys!

It's been a while. You should've told us you were coming.

We got, like, our one hit. I don't really get it, but we got super rich.

So working is pretty much out of the question.

We're living the high life. It's so much fun being alive.

Yeah, like, sorry and stuff. We got super rich and became popular.

It's so much fun being alive right now.

Hey, here's Karamatsu-sama's new single. Take it.

Jyushimatsu's Nummy Nums Gourmet

Here. This is a cookbook I released.

Want an autograph?

Ugh, this is so exhausting.

We have money, we're popular. It's exhausting to even breathe.

Oh, yeah. Why don't we order some sushi for them?

Sushi? Sounds good. Yeah, it'll be our treat.

Here. Which set should we get?

Well, the Matsu set, of course.

We are Matsus, after all.

B-Because we're Matsus!

The sushi set is called Matsu and we're Matsus, too!

That's too funny!

Your jokes are so funny!

No wonder we hit it big. No wonder we're popular.

What? Of course that won't do.

Collaboration Proposal Room

There's no way our adorable sextuplets would do something so vulgar.

They're national stars now. What if that'll make people hate them?

Proposal

No dirty jokes!

No being vulgar!

Nothing grotesque!

No more parodies!

King General

Cuteness prevails!

Cuteness prevails!

Matsu

My little sextuplets!

Our cute little sextuplets!

Merchandise Production Room

Okay! We've made some new merchandise for the little sextuplets!

First... Ta-da!

An Osomatsu-kun keyholder for 5,000 yen!

It's cute, jo.

Next... Ta-da!

Karamatsu

A Karamatsu-kun sweatshirt for 10,000 yen!

Very well-made, jo.

Ta-da! A Choromatsu-kun plushie for 30,000 yen!

I totally want it, jo.

Ta-da! An Ichimatsu-kun figure set for 100,000 yen!

It'll be sold at a premium, jo.

P-Pardon me.

Er, uh... I have to wonder about the quality...

Tch. Quality?

Who the hell cares about quality?! If we put this crap out, it sells!

Just put this crap out and sell it!

We're just here to make a buck! Ain't nothin' better!

Money

I'm filthy rich because of those sextuplets!

Cash cows, jo.

Sheeeh!

The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!

A Dingy Cabaret

Sake

We'll let you all in on a little secret.

Believe it or not, we're the ones who made that anime about those sextuplets.

That was our achievement!