Imposters

Previously on "Imposters."

Well, I guess we should find someplace

- we can sell the ring. - I know a guy in Scottsdale.

This is not inspiring me with conf...

Guys, I don't say I got this unless I got this.

Where's the ring?

Where's the cash?

We got to go, son.

Ezra Bloom, you're under arrest.

We'll all go to the station and wait for the FBI together.

My town, my people.

I totally got this.

We'll be safe from the FBI in Mexico.

Then we sell the ring...

Straight up, I don't have the ring.

We're fleeing to Mexico without the ring?

So which one is you?

We make them ourselves at the harbor.

One of those new age places for rich yuppies?

I haven't had sex in so long.

I'm such a loser.

You are like a dreamer

waiting for someone to dream about.

Ready to go?

Anybody need a ride?

Maxie.

If you turn me in, he'll kill me.

Rules of the game, Sal.

Chin up, Max.

It's better to be sad than dead.

These people, they used to work for the Doctor.

Seems he's got a pretty strict policy

when it comes to loyalty.

Scorched earth mode, Max.

Yes, Doctor.

I'm just looking for a nice quiet life

in a nice quiet town where nobody knows me,

clean slate, and some real stability.

A happy, normal life.

Hi, I'm Shelly, Shelly Cohen.

I'm fairly confident you know my ex-wife.

You're Lenny Cohen's husband.

Ex-husband.

- Ex-husband. - Bingo.

Now, come on, Maddie.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

How'd you find me?

Don't answer a question with a question.

That's rude.

I'm in.

Look, I didn't take anything from...

Gonna get right down to business?

What happened to manners?

What happened to hospitality?

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let me get you a coffee or...

No, thanks, I'm not thirsty.

I love what you've done with the place... yeesh.

Well, I just moved in.

Haven't exactly had time to fix it up.

Yeah, and you don't really have a knack

for hospitality, do you?

But we can discuss home decor on our little road trip.

Road trip?

Well, yeah, the Doctor is very anxious to see you.

I'm just trying to start fresh, you know?

A normal life here.

A normal life, yes.

And what is a normal life to you, Maddie Jonson?

Do tell.

I don't know, maybe something without lies and deceit.

Sounds boring.

Time to go.

Please, please...

Mad...

What?

Why am I here?

Maddie.

Okay, here we are.

In about 15 seconds, you're gonna go unconscious,

but then we can go see the Doctor.

Just let yourself go to sleep.

Don't be afraid... or do, I don't really care.

Okay, okay, that hurt.

That hurt!

Talk about a lack of hospitality.

Shit.

Maddie!

Hey.

- Hey there. - I need your help.

Yeah, are you okay?

No, I'm not.

I think I want to go to the harbor.

Yeah, no, sure, of course.

I think there's an orientation tomorrow.

No, no, no, right now, I have to go right now.

Please, please.

I feel like I'm falling apart.

Okay, okay, it's gonna be okay.

I'm just gonna take her.

Do you have the keys?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

All right, just come with me.

Right this way.

Shit.

Hi, would you like to try some of our...

I...

Grey-headed tit...

Morning dove...

Common loon...

Hey, there.

How are you?

And how's that coyote drawing coming?

I'll take it to Herman,

and I'll see you tomorrow with your new name.

Gracias.

Adios.

- Here I go. - You go, girl.

- What happens in Mexico... - Stays in Mexico.

Tequila makes me have to pee.

So, what do you say, Robbie?

Another one for the road?

I got mugged a few days ago,

so I'm kind of low on fundage.

Shit, baby.

Well, I'm buying.

Two more.

No problem.

But you got to flash that smile one more time

to my girls.

They didn't think I had it in me.

Hey, girls, give Robbie a wave.

Hi, Robbie.

Hi, girls.

Now, give me a kiss.

Por favor.

Muy gracias.

You said $200, right?

$200, thank you.

- Thank you very much. - Have a nice day.

- Bye. - Thank you.

Hola, Eddie.

Selling something nice?

Yeah, they paid well.

American dollars.

Excuse me, excuse me, is this yours?

I found this on the ground here.

That's my wallet, thank you so much.

Have a great day.

Please, please take this from me.

No, come on.

Please, please, please, let me give you some.

It's very kind of you, thank you.

- I insist. - Have a wonderful day.

- Thank you so much. - You too, bye.

What a nice man you are.

A generous reward?

Not so generous.

But...

this ought to make up for it.

Well, well.

I may have something for you.

You're too kind.

A present.

Thank you.

Have a wonderful day, my friend.

I most certainly will.

Enjoy the life.

Hey.

Everything okay?

You're late.

Sorry, Mom.

Wasn't being a dick.

I just thought maybe you got lost... again.

Sounds kind of dickish to me.

Gracias, amigo.

And you sound drunk again.

Probably because I am drunk again.

But it did not stop me from working.

Trabajar.

- What the hell? - This isn't even 100 bucks.

I thought you were meeting women every night.

I am.

So are you not closing?

I'm closing.

I'm just not gonna take money out of people's purses.

That's the con.

That's not a con, okay?

That's called stealing.

The whole thing feels wrong.

And, to be honest, I'm a bit out of jam.

Jesus Christ.

You don't have to sleep with them, you know.

You just have to take the money out of their purses

when they're not looking.

It's called honor, man.

You get these ladies back to their room,

and they look at you with those

"I'm gonna masturbate about this