Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

I stole it all...

Money,

weapons,

authority,

and women.

Everything in this world was my prey.

That's...

The space pirate Shaazar!

It's Shaazar!

But I'm reaching the end of the line.

Boredom is evil.

All right! We've finally got him!

Shoot him down with everything we've got!

Wait! That's...

I've decided to reset everything.

This life, my memories...

I'm going back to nothingness, and going down a new path.

This is rather commendable, Shaazar-sama.

You have a life anyone would be envious of, and such a beautiful face.

Are you sure you want to go through with this?

This way.

How unfortunate.

I guess even the great pirate has no choice but to run away

if the Empire is after him.

That's not it.

Huh?

He's not running away. He's become bored with this whole universe.

20 Years Later

We've finally found you, Space Pirate Shaazar!

To think you'd change your face to this just to get away from us.

Give it up! We know you're Shaazar!

Nope, I'm not!

Space Pirates

I'm just Dayon!

You can't fool us! No human actually looks like that!

You've got the wrong guy!

It's Shaazar! Fire!

Hold it!

What's all this fuss about?

Who the heck's this guy?

He's suspicious, too. Are you the real Shaazar?!

What?!

Fire!

You've got the wrong guy!

No one dresses like that on purpose!

It's Shaazar! Fire!

Wait!

What's going on here?

Are you the real Shaazar?!

Huh?!

No one looks that evil to begin with!

It's Shaazar! Fire!

Sheeeh!

You've got the wrong guy!

Wh-Which one is the real Shaazar?!

It's him!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It has to be you!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It has to be you!

Fire!

It's him!

Which one is the real Shaazar?!

It's him!

Fire!

It has to be you!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It's him!

It has to be you!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It's him!

Fire!

It has to be you!

It's him!

Fire!

Fire!

End

Fire!

Fire!

"Gourmet Episode"

So good.

Yum!

It's so good! I didn't think it'd be so good.

I underestimated him.

Right? Chibita's oden is the best!

Oh, stop, you idjit. But my oden's got spirit, if nothing else.

What's the matter, dear?

It's not a big deal, really.

I'm just surprised you can all fuss over this oden when it's not even good.

Huh?

Whaddya say, you idjit?! Say it again!

Yeah, I'll say it as many times as you want.

This isn't something you can actually call oden.

It's just some hodgepodge made by some amateur!

Who the heck are you?

What's wrong, Dad? Why are you acting like someone else?

What kind of switch is this?!

Listen up, chef. The atmosphere is really important when you're eating.

I'm going to be blunt...

It's frickin' cold out here.

Uh, it's a food stall, so of course it's cold, you idjit.

Hybrid Oden

What're you talkin' about?

You don't even have the right equipment. These are disposable chopsticks.

Because it's a food stall.

And the mustard is hot!

Duh. It's mustard.

All of those things are making your oden taste bad.

You're the one making it taste bad! Leave!

Listen up, everyone. If you want to eat some real oden, this time next week,

come to this place.

Matsuboshi

I'll serve you all the best oden in Japan.

Akatsuka Tribune

Hey, Matsuno-kun! You still have work to do!

Matsuno-kun!

Matsuboshi

That's it.

Matsuboshi

Matsuboshi

30 Minutes Later

Matsuboshi

2 Hours Later

No one came!

End

"The Cutie Next Door"

S-So cute!

She's cute!

Yeah, she's super cute!

She's beautiful.

She's lovely.

So, what's important here is how we become acquainted with her.

Right... They do say first impressions are important.

How to greet her, huh?

How to greet her...

Huh?

Wh-Wh-Wh-What are we supposed to do with this?!

What are we going to do? Her bra came over before we could even go say hi!

How does this happen?!

Sh-Should we go return it?

Huh? And say, "You dropped your bra?"

Talk about the worst first impression.

All right. Should we just keep it, then?

Are you stupid?

Should we just eat it?

Are you stupid?

What are we going to do?! Do virgins usually have to face such challenges?!

What should we do?!

What are we going to do?!

Pardon me!

Who would've thought she'd come and get it?

Her name is Inuyama Kinko. Kin-chan for short.

Ever since then, her bras show up every once in a while.

It blew away again.

This isn't really something to laugh about, Kin-chan.

We're virgins over here.

The more bras that came flying over, the closer we got.

We're home!

Hey, NEETs.

Kin-chan!

Heya!

Here, this is for you guys.

What is it?

They're sweets from back home.

I wanted to thank you guys for always finding my bras.

What? Really?

Give some to your parents, too. See ya!

Kin-chan's so cute.

She's so lovely.

Kin-chan, we love you!

You're super cute!

So cute!

Kin-chan!

Kin-chan? Who's that?

Make sure your bras don't come flying over again!

Someone who has bras flying over there? Who is she?

Kin-chan!

Kin-chan!

Who? Who's Kin-chan?!

Kin-chan!

Seriously, who is she?!

A Few Days Later

Hey, there's trouble!

Huh?