Fight the Fight (蔡李佛)

What's up with you?

I'm sorry. . .

I didn't mean it.

Are you okay?

It swells!

I don't mean it, I. . .

I want to beat you to death!

I won't give it a damn!

Hey, stop...

You'll kill him! Stop...

Why don't you stop?

Why did you beat me?

I just want to stop you! When you fight, you always can't stop!

He is going to die! We'd better run now!

What's up?

Oh my shoe!

Forget it!

If the girl didn't stop the fight, you'd have become dead meat.

Granny, a woman took my phone and luggage.

Although she took your luggage by mistake, you couldn't kick her.

You'd call the police first.

The police station is ahead, turn left and move forward.

Then, turn left, and move forward.

I. . . I was cheated.

Were you cheated?

Hey, man, could you lend me your mobile phone?

I'd like to call my family.

My mobile phone was lost.

I have to inform my family.

- Thank you. - Press here.

Please take the money for the fare.

Hello, I am coming.

Hey, stop! Give my phone back!

Is that clear?

Watch carefully.

Hey, Charles, I am not lying.

I carried this stone from Xinjiang.

I guarantee this a precious one.

Give me a price.

A price, right?

Yeah.

Okay, tell me through the cloth.

Come on.

This price?

The amount is enough for you to buy an island in USA.

It is worth...

No, how about this price?

Is it KO?

Charles, you quote a wrong term, not KO,

it should be OK.

Wait, I have to answer a call first.

Speak up, don't bother me from my big business.

Okay, I'll add more, how about this?

- How about this? - Hi, sis.

- All right? - He has arrived?

- Okay. . . - Okay, I'll add more.

Charles, stop the offer, I want to make a call first.

My son has just reached the airport.

Don't offer, a moment please.

- Okay, I can add more. - Sis...

I got it. I'll be there now.

- Okay? - OK...

No, I don't mean that.

- Okay? That's fine. - Hey,

no. . . let's stop it now.

Haven't we settled the price already?

Hey, man, could you lend me your phone for a long distance call?

Are you kidding me?

"Roasted goose, $208 each"

"Choy Lee Fut Kung Fu Training School"

One, two, three...

One...

Two...

- Three... - Everyone stops!

Senior. Senior. . .

- I'd like to have an announcement. - Senior.

I am going to tell you something.

From today onwards, we will have a new head here.

Senior, do you know anything about the new head?

Is he good at kung-fu?

Of course! If I was good at kung-fu, I would have become the head too.

Of course, if he isn't a fighter, how can he become the head?

That's right.

I only know that he is Uncle Peter's son.

He grew up in USA, his name is Danny.

Hello, Uncle Peter...

Speak up, what's up?

Does your son have tanned skin?

Yes, he has had tanned skin since birth.

But... is he tanned as an orangutan?

He loves swimming and football.

So he gets tanned easily, understand?

Hey, Tony, have you seen my son yet?

No, Uncle Peter, let me ask one more question...

Well, when you were young,

did you ever have any relation with a black woman?

I don't think so.

Well, excuse me for being rude,

did your ancestors have any relationship with black people?

I think... maybe yes.

I heard from my grandfather once...

His grandfather had a concubine who was a black woman.

Hey, man, why did you ask?

Why checking my family tree?

Stop bluffing! Get my son back as soon as possible please.

- You old man! - All right...

D-A-N-N-Y, Danny

Yes, I am Danny.

Are you from USA?

USA.

- New York? - New York.

I am here to pick you home.

Danny, what a nice name!

He must be a handsome guy!

Right!

You're nymphomaniac!

None of your business!

Do you want to court the new head?

Or. . .

Do you think I'd like to court you?

Forget it! You'd better court him!

What? Wait. . .

Well, Sweet Potato. . .

He would love to be courted. Go ahead.

Sure, he is a man anyway.

Senior, they want to bully me!

All right, stop bluffing please.

Let's get some practicing.

We'd better leave a good impression to the new head.

Lady boss, give me six preserved eggs please.

What else would you like?

Nothing else. Hurry up, I am starving.

Money please.

Better aware of choking!

Hey, why did you give me fake money?

- What? - It's fake! It's fake!

Well...

Still acting?

It's not possible to cheat at my shop! Impossible!

Give it back to me! Throw up. . .

Fake money? I don't know it at all.

You. . . That's another serious problem!

You still want to deny? I am going to call the police now!

Auntie, I don't know it's fake...

Hey, I am not auntie!

Look! I am young, how can you call me auntie?

- Auntie, I am... - Hey!

Stop calling me auntie again! I just wanted to bluff you...

But since you called me auntie again, I must call the police.

Auntie. . .

- No... Miss, listen to me. . . - What's up with you?

- Mom! - Listen to me. . .

It's you again! Why do you come again?

What do you want?

Do you know each other?

I don't know him!

Look, I came here is just because...

I am hungry, I just want to eat some eggs.

I paid her for the eggs,

- but she said the money is fake. - What?

Why did you indecent assault my mom?

No, it's auntie. . .

How dare you call me auntie again?

I am sorry! Listen to me, the story is. . .

Once I got off from the plane this afternoon,

there came a woman who borrowed my mobile phone.

I didn't know her.

But I am a kind-hearted guy,

so, I lent her my phone.

She thought she would do something,

so, she wanted to pay me money for the fare.

I rejected, but she insisted.

Okay, I received the note from her, but God know...

She gave me a fake one!

You're stupid!

So you were cheated.

Poor guy!

Why didn't you have any luggage at all?

I lost them at the airport.

I ate your eggs.

I would pay for that if I have a chance.

The evidence is gone!

Could you lend me the phone?

Sure.

You ruined the evidence already, I don't think you'd pay.

Come on, this way, we have to walk.

Come on, here we are.

Wow!

Buddha!

Cool!

No. . . Please don't!

You've got bad breath!

Here comes the new head...

Hi, how are you?

- Hi, how are you? - Are you Danny?

Uncle Tony, is he Uncle Peter's son?

Yeah, he is Danny.

Are you sure you didn't pick a wrong one?

Uncle Peter said he is his son.

How come Uncle Peter has got a son in black?