VooDoo

Oh, g...

Why?

No! Frank!

Higher, higher, mommy!

No!

Mommy!

Come!

I want my mommy!

Come with me!

Mommy!

Let me go!

Mine!

Innocent blood,

young and sweet.

Revenge will come.

The master will meet.

Innocent blood,

young and sweet.

Revenge will come.

The master will meet.

Dani!

Thank you so much. It'll just take a quick sec.

Okay, lady, please. I gotta go.

What button am I pressing?

No, you just hold it, it's already on.

Here I am in union station. Finally made it to la.

Hi, dad. So excited!

So, I'm on the famous 101 freeway.

And I understand now why it's so famous.

Looks like the traffic's finally starting to move.

We should be there soon.

Oh, this is my cab driver Dave. Say hi, Dave!

Yeah, hi.

He's pretty much the best driver ever.

Oh my god! Is that Melrose?! I heard of that.

Hey, Dave, do you know where any famous people live?

Lady, I don't care about famous people.

Oh, come on Dave, you live in la.

You telling me you never, like,

gave a famous person a ride or something before?

Hey, do you have any celebrity friends?

No. It's my cab, my wife and that's it.

Oh, come on, there has to be someone.

What about Miley? Have you see Miley Cyrus?

I don't watch baseball.

Thank you, Dave!

You're the best cab guy in the world!

- Girl! - Oh my god, stace!

You made it! How was the trip?

It was good. You look great!

I know! You do, too.

What's with this whole camera thing?

Filming the whole trip? - Of course!

Spielbergerella.

Okay, thank you.

Yo, no, dude,

aren't you gonna help us with those bags, up this hill?

No way.

I just tipped him like three dollars.

Naw, naw, man. Come on, hey!

What the hell, Dave?!

Dude, can you believe that terrorist?

I know!

Who makes girls carry luggage up a steep ass hill like this?

Welcome to la.

Dude, you brought a butt-load of luggage.

Yeah, but I'm gonna be here for like a month.

A month, not a decade.

Okay, I've seen you travel with way more stuff than this.

- Fuck this. I am taking the camera. - No! Wait!

Is this it?

Yep. Go on in.

Hey, y'all!

This is my cousin from N'Orleans I was tellin' y'all about.

Hi, cousin from New Orleans.

Hi, guys.

My bitches.

Hey, come drink with us, babe.

Yeah, just let me get her settled in right quick.

Okay.

Hey, can you bring the radio? My phone died.

All right.

They're nice.

Yeah, if you're into pervs and hos.

Nice, cuz!

Yep, this is the palace... Oh, yeah, go ahead.

Just drop your fucking shit, Dani, that's cool.

Oh, man. I can get used to this!

Don't. Your dad made me promise I wouldn't keep you.

Whatchya readin'?

I don't read, you tard. That's my stash.

Oh.

You're actin' like you don't know your fucking cousin.

Is that how you do it here? Just leave it right on the coffee table?

Welcome to California, baby.

Oh, this is cute! I'm gonna take this.

Here for five minutes and you're stealing my shit.

Let's go see what else looks good on me.

Klepto.

Oh, shit!

Uh, art?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Oh, that's Trey's room.

I'd steer clear of that if I were you.

Charming.

Yeah, he's into cute babies and dead things like that.

And that is my room. That's where all the magic happens.

Mm, nice.

Exactly as I pictured it.

I know, right?

I think I should be like an interior designer or somethin'.

What the hell are you doing with voodoo beads, crazy?

I had this boy who decided to cheat on me

so I figured voodoo curse.

Shit didn't work though, damn it.

Yeah, I'm kind of going through that myself, actually.

Oh, god.

This would be the dinin' room.

Slash hoarders paradise.

Okay, that's all the band shit.

We're gonna need that when we're one of the greatest bands ever.

Naturally.

That's our studio there on the right.

Oh, wow!

It's like my sanctuary.

That's where I like to go and, you know, reflect.

I'm a very angry person, Dani.

Oh, is that what it is?

This place is huge.

Your ass is huge.

Oh, miss Donna.

She misses you.

And she always will.

Oh, I like this one. Who's is this?

It's all yours, kiddo.

It took me four fucking days to clean this place.

I get my own room?

Holy shit, I thought for sure I'd be staying on the couch!

And you get your own bathroom.

Don't you dare go using mine.

I'm super anal about my bathroom.

Ba dum ch.

Yes, I got lines.

Are you happy, Princess?

Maybe a little.

Oh, yeah.

This feels so good.

Try stayin' on a train for three fuckin' days.

Well maybe...

somebody should've taken a plane like I told them to.

Ah, well maybe I like trains.

Did you bring a bathing suit?

Yeah. Who doesn't bring a bathing suit to California?

Stupid N'Orleans bitches like you.

I can't believe I'm finally here!

Only took you two fuckin' years.

I know, I'm sorry.

It's just things were so crazy back home and...

and then work was driving me nuts,

and then that whole thing happened...

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Just put your swim suit on.

You'll be over that douche in 24 hours.

You're too good to me, cuz!

No, don't! No!

No!

Say hi, bitch.

You up for a drink?

- Um, Jack? How 'bout Jack? - You should go get us drinks.

Oh! That's pure vodka, fuck face.

Hey, how long ya here for?

Uh, 'til the 28th.

No, you should stay 'til Halloween,

because then we can go to Weho

and you can see the crazy costumes.

- Weho? - Yes, it's so fun.

- What's Weho? - Okay, no. Well, first off...

Weho is west Hollywood.

Halloween is so much better in N'Orleans.

- No, that's true. New Orleans Halloween... - who says "Nawlins"?

You wish you sounded as good as us!

I was there for Mardi Gras a few years ago.

So fun!

Oh, my god. I love Mardi Gras.

You, sweetheart, love showing those tits off.

Hey! She did it for the beads.

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's kind of true. I would do anything for the beads.

I mean Mardi Gras girls are fucking insane.

Think about it, no daddies stifling their creativity.

Titties, titties, more titties.

Yeah, no, these girls seriously come from all over the world

just to whip their boobs all over town.

I mean, it's nutty.

Yeah, but I heard if a guy whips out his dick

then he goes to jail. What's that about?

The bad guys go to jail.

Because nobody wants to see a bunch of guys

whipping their dicks out. - Bullshit!

Trey! Trey! Trey!