Le prime 200 righe.
MIDTERM EXAMINATION
HAIL LORD HANUMAN
EXAMINATION SHEET
Sir, extra sheet.
Be quiet!
Get out.
I said, get out!
It's halftime, children.
Sir, extra sheet.
-Here, take this. -I don't need it.
I am done.
What? You still have some time left.
Hey! You also sit down.
Sit down.
Sir.
What?
You may leave!
Hey, genius! Let's go.
Buddies, our fun time begins now!
No more tension of exams!
Look at him! He's speaking as if he has been studying for years!
It seems he is tensed!
Bajrang is going to score the highest.
You really think so?
Give me that yellow packet of chips.
What?
Give me that yellow packet of chips.
Okay.
-Wait a minute. -No! No!
Buy the red one. It's tomato flavor.
Give us the red packet of chips.
What's up, uncle!
Hey kiddos, buy the spicy chips.
Get lost!
Give us that one!
Get lost you scoundrels! I don't want to give you anything!
Why are you getting angry?
I said, go away!
We're paying you for it!
To heck with your money!
Just go away!
This is not done! We are paying you for it.
We will buy whatever we like.
Are you trying to boss around?
Yes, I am!
What will you do about it?
Get lost!
-This is not how you run a business! -What?
Uncle, a customer is like a God.
Get lost! Nonsense!
You're spoiling the name of God!
Get lost!
Hey, stop!
Hey, come a bit back.
Ma... gi... cian.
Magician Surya Samrat!
What? Is that a new film?
It's not a film but a magic show!
A magician shows his magic tricks there!
Magic?
Yes! In my aunt's village...
a magician chopped off the head of a man!
Seriously? Then?
And then he glued it back!
How is that possible?
A magician can do anything!
It's just a mere illusion.
Illusions? What does that mean?
Magic hand tricks.
Don't they get caught?
Nobody can catch them.
Not even the cops?
Yes! Nobody can catch them.
Why not? They can definitely be caught.
-When do we go for the show? -Let's go today itself.
Let's go tomorrow.
What about school?
Absent.
Chirag?
Absent.
Dinesh?
Present.
Gunjan?
Present.
Kapil?
Absent.
They flew They flew away
Flew away the three musketeers
They flew They flew away
Flew away the three musketeers
The big clouds roar and shout
The big clouds roar and shout
We are the water
We are the water of Niagara
Buddy, we are the champions
AHMEDABAD, ONE KILOMETER
We swear by our friendship
We swear by our friendship
We swear by our friendship
Hey! Magician.
MAGICIAN SURYA SAMRAT
It's not here! Let's go inside.
We swear by our friendship
Greetings!
Welcome to the illusionary world
of Magician Surya Samrat.
Keep your mind alert and your eyes wide open!
Don't let them get tricked!
Take the name of your God
and hold on to your breath.
How are you, Ahmedabad?
Welcome once again to the world of Magician Surya Samrat.
Many people say that magic is trickery...
an illusion or a superstition.
I say that magic is a bond...
of faith between my hands and your eyes!
Magic is everywhere.
The moon and the stars hanging in the sky is magic.
The water falling from the sky is magic.
The sun hiding in the west and emerging in the east is magic.
There are greater magicians than me in this world.
They create the world and develop it.
I am merely their representative.
Yesterday I spoke with the great magician.
He wrote me a letter and said...
"Keep my children amused with your magic."
That is why I have come here!
I believe that I have been successful in entertaining you.
I hope to always keep you entertained.
I will now take your leave.
We shall meet again!
MAGICIAN
PRONOUN
Pronoun!
Look who is here!
God himself is here to bless us.
Why are you fools still sitting? Stand up!
Pay some respect! Hail the Almighty!
Lord Ram came home after a 14-year-long exile.
Similarly... these three great souls...
have come back to school after bunking!
And that too late!
Oh, my Lord!
Your throne is not here...
but there!
I plead you to get into...
the punishment position!
Get out!
Get out!
Sit down!
What were we talking about?
Pronoun!
I will turn the school upside down with magic.
One...
Two...
Three.
Hey! Where were you yesterday?
At your grandpa's house!
-He was the one. -He hit you.
-He hit you. -No, he did!
-Listen to me. -I am sure he did!
-Tell him the truth! -He did it.
-I am telling the truth. -Hear me out.
-He was the one. -No, he was the one!
-Listen to me. -He was the one.
-He was the one. -He hit you.
-I hit you. -No, I did!
-Hey, it was me. -I did it!
Good morning, teacher.
Good morning!
Sit down all of you.
Hey, you three.
Come here.
I hit you!
I hit you!
Neither the three of you want to study nor let the others.
I just checked your answer sheets.
Your result is horrible!
Go.
I'll never cast pearls before a swine.
Don't you get it?
I can bet that...
only a miracle can save you!
Only magic can help us pass the exams!
Oh, no! I did not think about this.
Yes, sir.
Let us take grandpa with us!
We will take classes from him.
Yes... we should take him along!
Magician will listen to him!
Let the adults talk!
Nice.
Slightly on the lower area.
Very nice, Gungun!
Very nice.
What time do we go tomorrow?
I will let you know about it.
On my upper back.
Such a relief!
Bless you my child.
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