Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

No! You can't!

No! No!

No! No!

My +1 ring of awesome didn't save me.

Avenge me.

Ahh, avenge the beloved elf.

Guh!

Relax, Mikey. Your elf is fine.

For now.

But suddenly, your party is attacked by evil, vicious monkey goblins!

Huh? Huh?

You have to roll a 2 or higher, to avoid being bitten.

20!

1?

Critical fail, dude!

The monkey goblin bites.

Raph loses 11 hit points.

11? Give me that!

I'm gonna use my magic sword +3 to strike.

Hmm. What is all of this?

It's called Mazes & Mutants.

We found it in the trash up top.

A game? Don't you have mutagen to find?

But, Sensei, we just beat the Kraang and Shredder's forces.

We could use just one day to relax.

I cannot understand why you play a fantasy game.

When your lives are already fantastic.

Me next!

Everyone's favorite elf wants to attack goblins too.

Aw, yeah! +1 ring of awesome!

Something is not right here.

Excellent, my fellow anthropomorphized animals.

Play to thine heart's content, for thy true game is about to beginith.

Sync and corrections by masaca

It's mind master!

Take this and so on, Dash Coolstar!

Dash, what's wrong?

Mind master.

He's filling my brain with horror and madness.

I'm trapped in my own mind!

You can fight against it, Dash!

I believe in you to break free.

Yes, I do! Ohh!

No! His mind is too very great!

Boom!

Where did he pull out the bazooka?

I have theories. None of them pleasant.

Hear ye, hear ye!

We have seen the future, and it is larp.

Larp: Live action role play.

We dress up as our heroes,

then finish our Mazes & Mutants game in the sewers.

Cool!

Sounds like fun.

Sounds like stupid.

Count me out. Come on, Raph.

If you play with us, I'll let you wear my +1 ring of awesome.

Oh, really? Can I?

That would be so keen, Mikey.

Forget it. I don't do rings.

That's three votes to one.

Let's larp.

If we're gonna larp,

we're gonna need costumes!

Yeah!

Leo the Knight.

Donnie the Wizard.

Mikey the Elven thief.

Thank you very much.

Raph the Dwarf Barbarian.

Psst, you should larp on your knees.

So you look like a real Dwarf Barbarian.

Ooh!

Come on, dude. It's slomo time.

I've set up the game so we can finish in the tunnels.

Whoever solves the clues and defeats the dragon wins.

Ah! It's a deadly tree Troll!

Get it! Get it! Get!

Ugh.

Well done, adventurers.

The Troll is defeated.

Oh, yeah!

Uhhuh, uhhuh. That's how I do it, uh!

Hey, I found something.

"Soon you will find yourself in a haze. Solve the riddles to beat the maze."

That's not the clue I wrote down.

The haze!

Just like the rubber tree Troll said.

It smells.

You been eating asparagus again, Mikey?

Wow, Leo, you really hooked this game up.

This wasn't me.

A dungeon?

Um, what did you mean exactly when you said it wasn't you?

Leo's just being humble.

This is amazing.

Everything feels so realistic.

What was that?

What was that?

This way!

Leo, I appreciate all the hard work you put into this, bro.

I really do.

The craftsmanship is a thing of beauty.

It's commendable.

But, um, what is going on?

I have no idea.

Are we really in medieval times?

Dude, I don't want to be stuck in the 1980s.

- Who is? - What the...

Weird.

Thou possesseth questions.

I am the one who possesseth thy answers.

What did he say? I don't speak Spanish, dude.

My name is Sir Malachi.

I am the one who changeth your clue.

I am the one who broughteth you here.

And I am the one who will rewardeth you.

If you win the quest.

Win the quest?

You four turtles must solveth the puzzles three.

And defeateth the dragon, to free princess April.

Then and only then will I releaseth you.

April? You have her?

Why you you.

You let her go!

Or I'll possesseth your faceeth!

Righteth?

If thou succeedeth,

I will free your princess.

And send all of you safely back home.

Fail and the dragon devours her.

And thou will be trapped in the maze forever!

Forever!

Well, maybe we don't want to play your game.

Thou will play for thine lives!

Monkey goblins!

Monkey goblins. Real monkey goblins?

A lot freakier than 1 inch miniatures!

This ax is impossible!

You can't play like Raph the ninja turtle.

You have to play like Raph the Dwarf Barbarian.

Never should've agreed to be a Dwarf.

Do these monkey goblins remind you of something or...

Someone?

They almost look like

Rockwell.

Poof!

What is going on?

And where did those things come from?

No idea.

But there's only one way out of here.

We're not really gonna do this, are we?

Unless you know some other way out, we have to play Sir Malachi's game.

Whoaeth.

If this is a dungeon maze, it's probably loaded with traps,

so watch your step.

I never want to see you get hurt...

+1 ring of awesome, so shiny and beautiful,

my magical source of power.

My awesome.

I'll give you a magical headache.

Wanderers...

Mine congratulations on solving the first puzzle.

And now for thy second riddle.

You stupid bird head.

Oof!

A maze is like a brain.

A dungeon is a mind.

Make one slip,

and you'll be forever left behind.

Can this get any weirder?

Guess so.