English Vinglish (इंग्लिश विंग्लिश)

Shashi... tea!

Sapna!

Give me my phone.

No...

What no... have your breakfast first...

Why don't you stop this white bread...

why can't you get brown!

Give it to me...

I like white blue red... anything.

No Maaji...

your porridge is ready.

Can I eat one parantha at least?

Mom... you've had enough paranthas all your life...

it's time you had porridge now.

Shashi where's my parantha? Hurry up please...

Sagar... your bournvita.

It's too white... make it brown!

Everyone wants only brown brown...

Mom look... thief!

One sweet ladoo mom!

OK my darling... have one.

You're sick...

you are going to become a ladoo very soon.

Eat eat... eat more...

you all are going to die very soon.

Sapna quiet

you should eat what you like.

Exactly.

This new fad of brown bread... egg whites...

all started since you joined this new dance class...

that... that jhaaaz dance!

What's so funny?

I can't control it... it's too funny...

Mama... say... what dance? What class?

Which class?

Eat your omelette.

Where's the omelette? There's only toast and parantha here.

Come on Dad... let's do the jhaaaz dance!

Sapna... your omelette.

Mom it is not jhaaaz dance...

it is jazz dance.

Jaazz...

Jaazz...

J...Jhazz...

Jaazzz... Jazz...

Aye careful... pack properly...

Ma'am... It has to be gipt packed?

Not 'gipt'... it's GIFT...

Gipt... gipt...

Never mind...

Satish... is the car free?

I have a lot of orders for sweets today...

Why do you need to go? Send Ramu...

I need to go for a meeting...

Nice to see you Shashi...

The ladoos were excellent the last time!

Thank you.

Come in...

Will need more ladoos next week as well.

Give me one ladoo before she sees.

Next, Modern Colony.

Yes madam.

Hello... come in.

Sorry I'm a little late.

No problem at all.

Come... let's all taste the ladoos.

They are really excellent!

You've done a great job!

Excuse me.

Satish...

the ladoos were a super hit today!

Everyone loved...

I'm busy right now... can we talk later please?

Sagar...

how many times have I told you... not to do this.

What are you doing!

Where's Sapna?

First do that Michael Jackson thing.

Tell me.

First do!

First do! First do!

OK?

Where's Sapna?

She's gone to Rupal's house... to study.

What exam?

Must he some test vest...

No test vest mama... Cafe Coffee Day!

You've let out the secret...

what will Sapna do to you now?

She's gone to Cafe Coffee Day with her friends...

she's having cold coffee.

Aren't you gotten angry?

Not 'gotten'...getting...

I am not getting angry...

what to do?

She's worn a really short skirt...

At least she has worn a skirt!

There are hoys with her too!

Lucky hoys!

You don't have a problem with any of this?

I can't hear anything.

What?

There's some cold coffee on your skirt.

Where have you been?

Studying.

With whom?

With Rupal.

Can't you study at home?

You think you can teach me...

English Literature?

Wow... great curry!

Thank god I didn't eat out...

Give me that chilly pickle...

Shashi...

you should stop making those ladoos vadoos

I have just one passion...

you want me to give that up too?

Then give me...

one Shashi Special Ladoo!

Only I should eat your food...

why should others enjoy it?

If I didn't cook well...

you wouldn't even bother to come home, right?

I've important meetings to attend to...

these talks take time.

Talking to me is not important right?

Oh I forget...

'important talks' happen only in English.

Why waste time talking?

No! No! No!

Dad how could you do this? Please!

Sapna...

What happened?

Hello.

Hello.

Satish... What happened?

Why is Sapna yelling?

Shashi... I won't he able to go to the PTA meeting.

How can you do this?

No wonder she is angry...

Told her you will go with her...

Me?

How can I...

What do you mean by how? Aren't you a parent too?

What will I say there?

Don't be silly Shashi...

you're not going into a jungle... it's a school...

they're not going to eat you up.

Now I have to go... bye

I will come with you...

There is no need...

I will tell them you're ill and Dad's not in town.

Why ill? Tell them I'm dead.

Don't he dramatic mom.

Do you even know what PTA means?

No...

I may not know the meaning of PTA...

hut I certainly know the meaning of a parent.

Now before I get really angry...

go get ready.

Which one is your classroom? 7A... this one?

Which one is your seat?

Not seat... desk... second last row.

You sit so far back?

It doesn't make a difference... come on...

That's really far back...

Hi Sapna...

Hi Rupal!

Hello hello!

I'm Neelam...

commonly known as Rupal's mother these days

I'm... Sapna mother... Shashi.

How nice to meet you Shashi.

But I have a hone to pick with you.

Every time that Rupal comes to eat at your house

she comes back home and tells me

I have to learn how to cook from you.

No aunty... even your food is...

fantabulous!

What a sweet little liar.

But you must invite me home soon Shashi...

then you and I can sit and gossip about these Siamese twins.

Yes... yes aunty...

please come... anytime!

Mom, you wanted to use the loo right?

So nice to meet you Shashi.

Bye... see you soon.

What loo?

Come come come...

please sit inside... I'll be just a minute...

Is this your English teacher?

Yes... Father Vincent... my class teacher...

Yes Sapna...

How are you?

Mrs Godbole right?

Pleasure to meet you.

How's Mr Godbole?

Fine... very fine.

So... Sapna...

what should we start with?