Victor Crowley

Ii, I, I, I, iamaman

- you know that song "when i fall to pieces" by patsy cline?

Yeah.

- Well that's like her biggest hit, right?

Then she goes and dies in a plane crash last march.

She actually fell to pieces.

- You're so romantic, del. The most.

I'm romantic.

You're a germ.

For some reason I'm still on the hook with ya.

You're my germ. - Hmm, well...

Oh, I was comfy.

Ah, sorry.

You know, speaking of germs and being on the hook and um...

Uh, jeepers, I'm flipping.

What's your story, weirdo?

- I want... I wanted to, ah, I was wondering...

Thinking mainly, just, ah...

Your hands are shaking.

- I practiced this fifty times and now I'm gooping it all up.

Gooping what up?

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- You know we've been going steady for about seven months

and two weeks now, I reckon. - Uh-huh.

- And um, I'm just gone over you, sue.

Okay-

and I wanted to ask.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh...

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no what's wrong, what's wrong?

- No del, del, I've been waitin' for you to ask me.

Just keep goin'.

Um, ah, well, I love you, sue.

' Oh, yes!

- Oh, come on. Now you've rattled my cage.

No, you're doing great!

Ah... okay.

God... Here, ah, here.

Sue, you gotta go like this... you gotta.

Oh, dammit.

Did I get it?

- Dammit, sue. Come on.

What is it?

- L just didn't expect it to go down like this. Just ask me!

- Christ, sue. Okay, um, ah...

I want you to be mine forever,

I want to buy you soda pop and candy for the rest of our lives until we die

just take the ring, please.

Will you just say yes, sue!

Yes?

Yes? Yes? - Oh yes, I will marry you!

Yes, I will... - okay, oh...

- I'm going to be Mrs. howison.

We're going to get married

and everything is gonna be perfect forever and ever.

Daaaaddddyyy!

Did you hear that?

- Shh, shh. Sue. Sue, listen.

Daaaaddddyyy!

Who said that?

It sounds like someone's hurt.

We gotta go.

- Isn't this where that... - Listen, sue. Listen.

Daaaaddddyyy!

Hello!

Do you need help?!

- Isn't this where that boy died on Halloween?

That mongoloid Than kid?

That's mean, del.

- Everyone says he was a monster.

Sad what happened to him.

- It doesn't matter now. He's dead.

- Come on, let's go home. It's gonna rain.

Someone could need our help.

Daaaaddddyyy!

- See. Someone's hurt. Come on. Let's go.

Hear anything?

- Whoever it is, maybe they're gone.

- Sounds like it's coming from right over there.

The hell you doin' out here?

Where'd you come from?

That you two doin' the Ch?

- No. No. We heard it, too.

Figured someone was in trouble.

- Let me give you a word of advice

and listen close 'cause it might just save your life someday.

Never...

sue, get back to the boat.

Run! Run back to the boat right now, sue!

What? What?

Oh, fuck.

Please no!

No!

Once upon a time

there was a boy named Victor crowley.

He was born horribly deformed.

Part of a voodoo curse put on his parents.

Other children were cruel to Victor

so his daddy kept him hidden in his house

out in honey island swamp.

One Halloween night

some mean kids threw firecrackers at his house.

They were just tying to scare Victor outside

so they could see him

but the house caught fire.

When Victor's daddy got home

he tried to chop down the door with a hatchet and save him.

He didn't know that Victor was on the other side

trying to get out.

It was an accident...

But he hit him in the face with that hatchet

and poor Victor crowley died.

Legend says that that voodoo curse

turned Victor crowley into a ghost.

That he returns to honey island swamp every night.

And if you listen,

you can still hear Victor crowley

roaming in the bayou,

crying for his daddy.

But beware,

for once you've heard his voice...

It's too late.

You're already dead.

- Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Welcome back. Welcome back.

My guest today is the lone survivor of the horrific

honey island swamp massacre

that happened ten years ago this month.

Authorities still don't know exactly how many were murdered

due to the fact that so many of the victims

could only be identified

by the pieces uncovered at the scene.

But to date they still speculate

that at least forty were left dead

at the hands of who is now known as only

"the bayou butcher".

Only one man survived the tragedy and his book,

I, survivor, hits shelves today.

So,

help me in welcoming back to the Sabrina show,

Andrew yong. Yes.

Andrew.

Welcome back to the show, Andrew.

- It's uh, great to be here, Sabrina.

- It's the ten year anniversary of this gruesome,

gruesome tragedy.

How you holdin' up a decade later?

The first few years...

With all the press... The interviews...

When I first did your show... Were tough.

Having to basically relive the whole thing

over and over again every single day

was a never ending nightmare.

- And of course there was the 2008 trial,

the civil lawsuits, the accusations, the...

- Our divorce. - Uh-huh.

Authorities never did find any evidence to support

your claims about Victor crowley,

and they did find your DNA on two of the victims.

Many still believe that you are the bayou butcher.

- The whole DNA thing is still a mystery

but as we all know I was of course found innocent

on all charges and exonerated across the board.

Yes. Thank you...

Ma'am.

- So, I, survivor, tell me more about it.

Did you read it?

It's on my list, yeah...

- Well, this book was probably the hardest thing

I've ever done in my life.

- Wow, besides single-handedly defeating the alleged ghost

of local legend "Victor crowley"? - Not alleged.

- There hasn't been any sightings

or incidents since the tragedy.

Why wait ten years to write this book?

- I had started and stopped a few times.

It was hard. I mean, obviously I've never written a book before.

Obviously.

- But thankfully they paired me with a far more experienced

writer to help me named Joe knetter.

As you know, I was just a paramedic before all of this.

- Ten years later! You are like the oj Simpson

of honey island swamp, wouldn't you say?

Ah, no, I wouldn't.

- We'll be right back with more ghost stories from Andrew yong

when the Sabrina show returns.

He is so hot.

I want to have fifteen babies with him.

Babe, I'm sitting right here.

- We already agreed Andrew yong is my free pass.

- Yeah, well that was before there was a chance

you might actually meet him

because free passes don't work

if you're going to meet the person in real life.

Wait, how is that fair?

You could run into a celebrity anywhere.

Especially once our movie gets made.

We'll be going to premieres, Hollywood parties...

- Andrew yong is not a celebrity.

Is that jealousy I detect?