Chances Are

Chances are cos I wear a silly grin

The moment you come into view

Chances are you think that I'm in love with you

Just because my composure sorta slips

The moment that your lips meet mine

Chances are you think my heart's your valentine

In the magic of moonlight

When sigh hold me close, dear

Chances are you believe the stars that fill the skies

Are in my eyes

Guess you feel you'll always be

The one and only one for me

And if you think you could

Well, chances are Your chances are

Awfully good

Louie...

There's something I have to tell you.

Now?

I'm in love with Corinne.

I know.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God

and in the face of this company

to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,

which is an honourable state, instituted of God...

Washington DC Enactment of the Civil Rights Bill by July 4th was assured today

when Representative Howard Smith

announced a meeting of the House Rules Committee

Mr Smith a Virginia Democrat

made his announcement only 24 hours before the majority of Congress

Louie?

Louie?

Happy anniversary!

- You're dressed. - Yeah, but I don't have to be.

Well, get undressed and get back in bed. I have something for you.

- Well, can't you give it to me here? - No, I want to give it to you there.

Come on!

OK.

No, Louie. That's not the way I planned it.

So this is a planned thing.

Yes. I wanted to be here in bed when I gave you your anniversary present, because

this is where it was made.

We're having a baby?

A baby?!

Philip!

To be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife

Though from my personal point of view

Philip!

I started without you. Happy anniversary!

- What is this? - A cherry tree. And it promises to bear fruit.

- Which is more than I can say for you two! - You shouldn't have.

To my two favourite people.

Philip?

We're having a baby.

How are we going to break the news to Louie?

Philip...!

- Are you working today? - Lady Bird's launching a new petunia bed.

I'm the lucky stiff who gets to cover it. Not to be missed!

- Big interview? - Yes, I'm interviewing Lady Bird's gardener.

Philip, I think we'll call the tree George.

Bye.

- Philip! - Hey, now don't forget. 8 o'clock.

Remember my cousin Ann? She was at our wedding?

- The one with the overbite? - She's having them worked on!

She's coming up from Charlottesville for the weekend.

- Maybe the four of us could get together. - Louie...!

- Well, OK. Just thought I'd ask. - Don't ask.

Good time...

Bye!

Mr Jeffries! Come in.

Come in, come in!

She is going to love these.

An excellent choice.

Give my regards to your wife. And happy anniversary!

In view of the testimony of the witness and the arguments of counsel,

I have decided to grant the defendant's motion to suppress the evidence.

Permission to approach the bench, Judge Fenwick.

Approach.

Your Honour, I won't have a case.

Without that evidence, the counts against Tony Bonino are out the window.

I have to follow the rules of evidence, Louie.

In my judgement a search warrant was required,

therefore the evidence is inadmissible.

But he'll be back on the streets. We know Bonino is one of the most

cunning and powerful individuals in organised crime.

Are you quite through?

Court is adjourned.

Jeffries.

Listen, I've got something here.

- It's a tip or something - Yeah? What is it?

- Something on Bonino. - Bonino?

- Interested huh? - Oh, yes, I'm interested!

The beach, Roosevelt lsland. 6.30.

Judge Fenwick! My God!

- Excuse me. - Yes? Hi.

I have to get out of here. How do I get back?

You just got here, hon. You haven't been processed.

You'll get back. It just takes a little while.

- Wait at the end of the line, please. - Uh, look, you don't understand.

I have to get back to my wife. She's pregnant.

And my best friend, Philip - he'll be lost without me.

And my job. I'll lose my job, my dinner reservations, my life.

We understand those things here. We really do.

- Come with me. - Thanks. I've been feeling very strange lately.

What do you expect? Your body's a cream sauce all over Wisconsin Avenue!

Here it is, end of the line. Thank you very much, and please wait.

How are you doing? Fine?

Corinne!

- No, no, no. You're making a scene. - Cori...!

All right, all right!

Come with me.

Good. Just one more thing...

Bye.

Here's your shot. Hold still.

OK?

Omar? Omar!

Hopeless case of attachment.

- They'll take care of you here. - Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I need to go to Washington DC. That's in North America.

I know where Washington is, thank you. Boy or a girl?

- What's that? - You want to be reborn a boy or a girl?

I don't want to be reborn at all. I want to go home now, just as I am.

That's impossible. You're between bodies right now.

Look, you're a soul, a spirit. The only way to get back is to be reborn.

- You got a problem with that? - I guess not.

- As I was saying, boy or girl? - Boy.

- OK, there's an Eskimo woman giving birth... - No, I don't want to be an Eskimo.

Son of an African chief. You'll inherit ten wives on your 16th...

No! No, I have a wife.

OK. Uh, here's an interesting situation.

Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills.

- Great location. - No. East coast, OK? East coast.

Pool or trust fund?! We can get you there in three months.

I can't wait!

You're really in a hurry, huh? OK...

Cleveland. It's the closest I've got to Washington.

There's a woman about to deliver there, Marlene Finch.

- Fine! - Her husband's name is Roger, who's an Elk.

- He owns a dry-cl... - I'll take it!

Oh, OK. She's going into labour! You'd better hurry.

How will we recognise each other?

Don't worry. Go, go, go!

Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!

I forgot! Your shot!

You go to... You need... I...

Omar? What happened?

- He had to run. - He had to run?

And? And what, Omar? And what?

A... a...

And you... forgot to give him his inoculation?

He can't go through life without that.

Sally, please...

What if he remembers?

This is a pretty situation!

So you just assumed that nobody at Yale University

or Yale Law School had any interest

in checking out these six books in the last three months?

No, I just...

You are going to make some lawyer!

You owe eighty-seven dollars and twenty-five cents.

87.25. Can I put that on a credit card?

This isn't a boutique.

Cash only, or we'll hold up your grades.

I don't have enough cash.

I'm... I'm going home right now and my ride's waiting for me.

Mrs Handy? The rare books room.

- The Shakespeare folios. - Yes, Alex. What about them?

They're fooling with the folios.

- Fooling with the folios? - And fiddling too.

- Go! Go to them! - Yes. Thank you.

I'll take over here.

Oh dear Oh! Good heavens

God, is she always that awful?

Mom?

No.

I'm sorry.

I just didn't have enough cash, and she wouldn't take a credit card.

And... I can't get my grades.

My ride's waiting...

What? What?

This is bad.

- How bad? - It's worse than I thought.

- How worse? - A lot.

According to this, these books were never legally checked out.

Yeah, so?

So it means I can't charge you for them.

You beat the system.

Yeah.

- Alex. - Alex?

Miranda.

Thank you. That was really sweet of you.

Consider it a graduation present.

- I'm not graduating. - I am. Tomorrow.

Oh, yeah? Congratulations.

I got to go.

OK.

Bye.

- That wasn't really your mother, right? - No.

- Have a nice life. - Thanks. You too.

The Today show is here, they're setting up. We're not ready! It's not working.

Richard, calm down! It's just the panic before the storm.