Wrong Turn

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah!

Okay, you're great.

You got the line?

Yeah. Come on up, slowpoke.

Help!

You okay? You know, we're 50 miles from anybody.

Who are you screaming for?

You.

Come on.

Just pull me up!

Rich?

Just pull me up.

All right, don't be a dick, Richie. I need a pull.

Rich?

Rich?

What...

When you plant a seed into your own kin, you anger God.

...still have not been able to locate the two missing

Bluefield State College students.

Richard Stoker and Halley Smith have been missing since last Monday

after failing to return from a weekend of rock...

Hey, how you doing?

Do you have any idea what's going on up here?

Tractor jackknifed about five mile up.

Spilled chemicals and shit all over the road.

Any idea how long it'll take to clean up?

Couple of hours.

Couple of hours?

You in a hurry?

Yeah. I need to get to Raleigh tonight.

What you oughta do is get back in your car...

...fix your hair a couple hundred more times...

Thank you.

Hey, Doris. This is Chris Flynn.

I have a 7:00 p.m. interview with Mr. Keller.

I'm running about 30 minutes late.

I was wondering if you could...

Hello?

Hello?

I'm not gonna make this.

Excuse me, sir. Do you have a pay phone?

This one's not working. Do you have another phone I could use?

Long distance?

What isn't long distance from here, right?

You cutting wise with me, son?

No, sir, I'm just...

I'm running behind, and I really need to make a call.

Well that one there is my only phone.

Right.

Well, the highway's really jammed up.

Do you know of another route heading south?

No.

No.

Hey why is this Bear Mountain Road dotted like this?

- Dirt. - It's a dirt road?

Afraid they ain't got around to paving it yet.

It looks like it runs into the highway about 15, 20 miles. Is that right?

If you say so.

It could work. Thank you very much.

You take care, okay?

You're the one that gonna need to take care.

We just got nailed, man!

- Jesus Christ! - Shit!

Goddamn drunk ass hillbilly!

Hey. Hey, you all right?

- I'm so sorry. I just... - Yeah.

- Jesus. - I was just coming around the bend.

I didn't even see... I got distracted and...

- My God, you could've died! - Are you guys all okay?

Yeah, yeah. You wanna sit down?

You might be in a state of shock or something.

What the hell were you doing driving so goddamn fast for?

All right, all right.

Why was your truck parked in the middle of the road?

Because we blew out our tires, asshole!

Hey, look, I'll pay for whatever damage was done...

Look, you're damn right you're gonna pay. That's my mom's car.

All right, Frannie. The man said he'd pay for...

Looks like you killed my bike here, too, but...

I'm sorry. I... How did you blow out your tires?

Someone left some barbed wire in the middle of the road.

I can't believe someone just dropped it there.

Nobody dropped anything.

I just found this tied to a tree back there. Somebody did this.

Southern hospitality at its finest.

Red neck assholes.

Look, I'm gonna go try and find a phone.

I think I saw a gas station like a couple miles back.

I'm gonna come with you.

There is no phone.

I was just there.

Look, why don't we just wait for someone else to come along?

What, like Speed Racer here?

Look, I'm not going anywhere.

Okay, you guys go, and, I don't know, we'll just stay here, Francine, and...

And get high.

Yeah. So what?

Careful. They don't like stoners.

Who are you calling a stoner?

Your mom.

Hey, what's your name?

Chris Flynn.

You hurt, Chris Flynn?

- No, I'm fine. - Good.

'Cause you're the mule.

Oh, no. I...

You know, I can carry that. You just had the whole car accident thing.

Yeah, we'll just stay here and maybe get hit again.

Are you guys sure you're cool?

Yeah.

Yeah, we'll be just fine. Thank you.

Bet you will.

Yeah, smoke it up there, Skippy.

Yeah, have fun.

I don't fucking believe this.

Your mom's gonna kick your ass.

God, I can not get it out of my head what just happened.

- Are you sure you're all right? - Yeah. I'm fine.

Yeah?

What are you guys doing out here?

Camping. I don't know. Actually, we're lost.

You know, a lot of people say,

who have been through similar traumatic experiences,

that the following moments kind of feel like you're moving kind of in slow motion.

- Do you feel like that? - No.

I should tell you that my voice is fairly low in normal speed.

Pretty good.

Where'd you get this?

I got it out of my dad's room, actually.

You can finish it.

I can't believe they called us stoners.

Dickheads.

Are you sure you know where we're going?

Yeah. There was a map at the gas station.

I'm so tired already. I'm starving, and I'm being eaten by ants.

Are there any on my back?

No, nothing there. Hey-ho! I call it, squirrel.

Well, you said you were hungry, Carly.

I don't think it's a squirrel.

It's a mink.

Really? How do you know?

Probably ran over it.

In medical school, they make you work on animal cadavers

before you get to the real thing.

It's a mink.

It's a mink?

I need to be in Raleigh by 7:00.

Better get a move on, then.

You know, we should've just taken her to New York.

No. You know how she loves this outdoor stuff.

Yeah.

If you ask me, though, nature sucks.

Well, the next time she gets dumped, we'll take her to New York.

Drop your pants.

What?

When do people always show up, Evan?

What are we doing?

Consider it an experiment in probability theory.

Really?

I love you.

I know.

Now get them trousers off, boy. Don't be a sissy.

All right.

You know, baby, I've been thinking about this whole wedding thing,

and I think we should take a trip down to Mexico.

I'm talking about a long weekend, margaritas,

the two of us on a beach alone, sunset.

And, you know, I'm talking about just, just eloping.

You know what I mean?

Okay. Wait a second.

You wanna know what I think?

Yes, please.

I think if you ever wanna get in my pants again...

Affirmative.

...that's the last time you use the "E" word.

Okay? Okay.

Yeah, it's a disgusting word.

Hey, guys, hold on.

Hey, is anyone up there?

Hello!

There must be people nearby.

Anyone up there?

Somebody had to start it.

Let's keep moving.

Hello?

Freaky.

Look at this. It's fucked!

Nothing. Nothing.

Hey, did you find anything to eat?

They took all my Power Bars.

No.

No. Sorry.

Damn it. Scott and Carly took all our frigging sunscreen.

Does he have any good CDs?

Definitely not.

You know, I think this guy must be some kind of doctor.

Maybe we could get him to write us some prescriptions when he gets back.

He doesn't have any smokes, either.