Hard Vice

32, you still right in

front of the Stardust, you heading over to Bally's?

Forward copy, 4-6-7.

One Adam Two.

401 David 3-204.

Adam 12, go ahead.

One-two clear on that.

One-two.

Two-12.

Unit on three you're not transmitting.

Unit eight this is unit two,

do you copy, over.

I got you two, this is unit eight.

I've been getting walked on by another unit

using our frequency.

Do you copy?

Are you kidding?

Well this is gonna screw us up.

Yo, unit two, check it out.

I copy your complaint.

Now if you get a vagrant wandering onto our

show, can you probably inform him that this is

police frequency.

This is Marlboro Man.

I don't know who you are boy...

Bugsy, did you hear that?

He called you boy.

I heard him, Mike, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Who the hell are you?

I want your call letters now!

This is some official police radio frequency, now

you got two seconds to get off.

Best lookin' girl I ever knew

couldn't get me off that fast.

Look, you're interfering,

with an arrest you mister, all right?

This is a felony, now terminate your transmission now!

I'm sure that really scared him.

I believe it did.

Look, you're violating the law.

Mr. Marlboro Man, last chance.

Get off the frequency!

I am the law boy,

and I'd love to stay and chat.

I got a black male with bandana

holdin' an automatic.

Need backup, I'm in pursuit!

Get off punk!

Punk, punk, punk, punk. (Echoing)

No!

Run like that, give it up punk!

Move, move!

Give it up!

Wait, wait, so anyway he pulls this up

and says, "Shrimp."

Just like this he goes...

Unit eight, your

suspect is entering the parking lot.

Hey, hey, hey...

I wanna talk to you.

Give it up, give it up!

Oh, this guy's gonna fuckin' bust him.

What's in his hand?

Ahh! Gimme the keys mother fucker!

I'm not gonna keep talkin' it,

get your hands off of 'em.

You!

I'm gonna drop you!

Whoa!

No way!

Well... (mumbling)

Can't believe it!

Excuse me, Marlboro Man, nice job.

Who the hell are you guys?

We're vice.

Yeah, Video Vice.

Video Vice?

Well for a minute there I thought

you were real cops.

Hey, do you know how you tell a real cop?

A real cop doesn't blow his cover.

What the hell you looking at?

Not much.

You'd look a lot abetter with a smile

on your face and your hair down.

Kids.

Huh, hundred dollar bill, nice touch.

What you see and what you hear

in this room is confidential,

strictly not for public release.

This is what I wanna talk to you about.

This is what we're up against, a serial killer.

We have no motive, only method.

We have no suspects, only a few suspicions.

And they are Chief?

The killer is probably a prostitute.

She has sex with her victim then she kills them.

As to motive, it could be any number of reasons.

The psych department has come up with several.

So we have an unhappy hooker.

Oh, and she wears a red wig.

It's stone-cold dead after that.

Okay, so what you're saying is...

What I'm saying is that your team has done a good job.

What you need is some help now, so we're gonna get you that.

Look, wait, we don't need any help, we're fine.

Heather, Heather, send in Joe if you would please.

Best man in homicide.(saloon piano jingle)

Oh, Lord, this guy?

God almighty.

Oh my God, oh Lord, TJ Hooker.

You know each other?

Well...

I don't know what game you're playing,

but you better be able to work with one another.

Well I don't wanna work with these guys,

they're a bunch of pups.

Hey Joe, we didn't ask for you.

Chief, we can do this on our own, really.

Yeah, I second that, Chief.

He doesn't exactly...

Hey, hey, hey, hey why don't you watch your language man.

Oh, we homeboys now?

I don't like your language.

I don't like your clothes, so now we're even.

That's clever.

What are you looking at?

You, I'm staring at you.

A woman is the worst mistake

in the history o flaw enforcement.

Well look at that, he's not only rude, he's a caveman.

Well even a caveman knows a woman

can't do a man's job.

No, come on.

Yeah right.

Come on.

Ouch!

What does that prove?

Well that's my point, honey, that's my point.

Well, I'm glad we're all friends.

Cute little stunt you pulled in there partner.

Well, partner, you gotta lay down the ground rules,

let 'em know who's in charge.

They like that.

Maybe you shouldn't be quite so hard.

Well, maybe.

It's one thing to videotape hookers, it's another

thing to track down killers, you know that.

These young nimrods, they hesitate one second

and the city of Vegas doesn't have to worry about

paying my pension.

They're fully aware, Joe.

I could be wrong, I could be wrong.

Look at me, 20 years in-grade, and you,

you partner up with me for a few years,

and you just climb on up that latter Chief.

They don't always promote the best cops, Joe,

they promote the best administrators.

It's a dubious distinction at best.

Dubious?

Yeah.

We had our days, didn't we?

Oh God yeah, yeah.

Life goes on though.

Yeah it does.

Yes sir, Chief.

Hello, yeah okay, okay, thanks a lot.

That's the front desk, she's on her way.

This is it.

Joe, I need you to adjust the camera on your buckle.

On your buckle, that's it, that's it.

That's good.

Just talked to the bell captain, ho is on the way.

All right, woow!

Damn girl, what were you doing in that bathroom?