Mean Guns

Previously on Hindsight...

If you could go back and change one thing

about your life, what would you do?

I'm having a very vivid dream

that it's 1995, and I'm marrying Sean today.

It is, and you are marrying Sean today.

Oh! Oh!

Lolly, I am here from the future.

What are you talking about?

When I woke up this morning,

I thought that I was marrying another man.

- Who was it? - Andy Kelly.

Ew.

I know he was dorky, but he got cute.

Are you on the phone

in the middle of my wedding?

I'll call you back.

You take me for granted, so next week,

I'm a VP.

You slept with my brother.

I'm sorry.

And you're gonna break his heart.

Just talked to Lolly.

Now she says she can't see me anymore.

How does this affect you at all?

It has been a tough couple years,

and there was no one I needed more than you.

But we hadn't spoken to each other in years.

We're still getting married today, right?

I can't.

I can't deny that running out of the church today was harsh.

Let's go!

But sometimes it's best to make a clean break

and move on.

Or not.

Sean.

Sean, wait, wait.

What?

I know this looks awful.

Is that what you think?

This looks awful?

It is awful.

I couldn't say yes, Sean.

In front of the whole world,

I couldn't say something I didn't believe was true.

What is the truth, Becca?

Did you ever even love me?

Of course I loved you.

But that doesn't mean that we're gonna make it.

So now you know the future?

It's just a feeling I had.

A total certainty that we would collapse.

I wish I could explain this better.

- I just... - Don't bother.

You've actually made yourself very clear.

Give me my ring back.

Well, that was the worst thing that's ever happened.

No.

- No. -

The worst thing that ever happened

was when they canceled My So-Called Life.

[Spacehog's In the Meantime plays]

That's right.

You work in a video store.

Best job ever.

All I got to do is hang out

and watch movies and eat candy.

I'm getting to paid to do what I do anyway.

Are you gonna get in trouble for this?

I don't know.

Time travel.

Time travel.

Back to the Future.

So good.

Mm.

Oh... Not about time travel.

I know, but it's so good.

So good.

"I Carried a Watermelon"?

Going on the pile.

Are there really flying cars in the future?

Really?

No, you dope.

There are no flying cars.

Disappointing.

I still feel awful about Sean.

Maybe you should get some sleep.

I can't go to sleep.

Who knows where I'll wake up.

I could wake up anywhere.

You might not be there. Then what?

What about Nightmare on Elm Street?

You can try to stay awake,

but eventually you have to fall asleep

and confront your worst fears.

And then you die.

I have not seen that movie in 20 years.

God, it would be so amazing if there were a way

you could just, like, watch a movie instantly,

like, the moment you think of it.

Really?

You can really do that?

You can watch a movie,

or anything you want in the world,

on your phone.

What?

Where?

On the little screen?

No, the whole phone is a screen.

It's called an iPhone.

Is it in your eye?

No, not like an... Not an eye phone.

Like, letter "I", letter "P."

It's hard to explain.

It's about 10 years away, but it's amazing.

I miss it.

Have I made a huge mistake?

Did I basically destroy my life,

and everyone hates me now?

Not everybody hates you.

Sean hates me.

Look, I am totally on board for whatever you want to do.

But can you just tell me what happened with you guys?

Sean was just so angry with the world.

He never found himself as an artist,

and nothing I did or said made it better.

So I let my job eat my life.

He never became the husband I wanted him to be.

And I never figured out how to be a wife.

I'm so tired, but I can't go to sleep.

Clap on.

The clapper.

Do people still use the clapper in the future?

Lolly, people don't use the clapper now.

Ugh, that sucks.

Where am I?

What year is it?

Is it 1995?

Was yesterday my wedding day?

Did I run out of the church?

Is this all a dream?

What are you talking about?

I'm sorry. Your face.

I was just messing with you.

Don't do that.

That is so mean.

It's october 9, 1995,

you traveled through time,

and you called off your wedding,

and everything is perfectly normal.

It's just the first day of the rest of your life.

Ugh.

I've got mail.

Okay, Rebecca Brady,

you called off your wedding and wiped the slate clean.

You're on your own now.

Might as well light a fire under your career.

Oh, my god, my green razor.

I loved this razor.

I ask Simon for the promotion.

Who knows? Maybe he'll give it to me.

I am just gonna put work out in front,

forget everything that happened to me yesterday,

and... Oh.

Do I look like Six from Blossom?

I don't have anything to wear.

You have clothes here.

Play clothes.

Overalls.

All my stuff is still at Sean's.

Well, you can borrow whatever you...

Oh, no.

This isn't really about clothes, is it?

Well, um...

I can go and get your stuff for you

if you feel like you can't deal.

Best friend's work is never done.

Ugh, I have to go to work.

- Okay. - Okay.

Ugh, so much stuff.

I miss you, iPhone.

Going up?

No, thanks.

Oh, I got to quit smoking.

Becca?

Oh, my God, Becca, no.

Everybody's been talking about you all morning.

What happened?

You and Sean seemed like you were so in love.