Modern Family

English Subtitles. Modern Family S06E19 (720p) Grill Interrupted - Web-DL HI Removed

Okay, Gloria, just make sure Jay doesn't find out.

Oh. Boy.

I just heard that.

You probably think there's something

Between me and Gloria.

Relax.

I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma.

Jay's grill was delivered.

She's keeping it under wraps

So I can be there when he sees it!

Oh, my god!

I just got accepted into caltech.

You did?!

That is incredible!

We're gonna have a famous scientist in the family!

Uh, not that there's any shame in learning a trade.

Air conditioners are always gonna break.

Eh, I looked into it. It's a lot of classes.

Honey, that is unbelievable.

It's hardly unbelievable.

Super-smart kid, super-smart school.

I never doubted you.

That must feel great.

Yep. Pretty great.

What was that?

I think that was my fault.

Me too. Why?

I do this all the time.

She does these amazing things, and I'm so used to it,

I don't even make a big deal over caltech.

I got excited. Doesn't that count?

Well, honey, you get excited over everything.

You're a born cheerleader.

I just need to make a really big fuss over Alex today.

That's all.

I know... you're upset

Because I said that you were a born...

There's no such thing as a born cheerleader.

It takes hard work and sacrifice.

You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training?

Mnh-mnh.

10 obituaries.

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Hey, I think my dad is really gonna enjoy

Returning his gift this year.

Mitchell, I have some really sad news.

Yes, you seem very broken up.

Apparently, I had an uncle, uh, cyrus,

Who died and out of the blue left me a pretty handsome sum.

I-I guess he didn't have a lot of other kin.

Okay, this is the one time I don't mind you saying "kin."

Now, when you say "handsome,"

Are we talking carpool dad at Lily's school

Or are we in a more clooney/pitt area?

Mm. I would say more harry hamlin.

Oh. That's not bad at...

that's not bad at all.

You know, and this is crazy, because, um, I just saw

That the upstairs unit went back on the market,

And harry hamlin would almost equal a down payment, and...

I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Look at me, spending your money.

No, Mitchell, it's not my money. It's our money.

I-is this a sign, Cam?

I mean, we talk about it all the time.

We should buy that upstairs apartment.

I don't see a reason why not!

This is so exciting.

I know.

I'm really proud of you,

Because there was a time

When I wouldn't have even seen this check.

Oh, well, yes. You know, I used to be quite the impulse buyer.

But I don't even recognize that guy anymore.

I love my new faux mink, daddy.

I forgot... Which gabor sister am I?

Y-you're eva, the classy one, but listen.

We need to keep the tags on it, because it's going back.

Well, then yours is going back, too.

No, that's a hard thing,

Because the saleslady said I look like Dr. Zhivago.

So, is that a birthday present for you

Or an extremely late mid-life crisis?

I don't think "extremely" is necessary.

It's on loan... kind of a weekend-long test-drive.

Wow... I walk into a store,

They make me leave my backpack behind the counter.

It's an old car salesman's trick.

They're hoping I fall in love with it and never give it back.

But I can't justify buying it

Any more than you can justify that hat.

Little early for tequila, isn't it?

It's for Luke.

Not sure that's better. The last time he was here,

He was eyeing this bottle the same way you look at me

When I wear that strappy sundress.

I do like that dress.

I am going to catch him red-handed.

I am going to teach him a lesson.

But first I'm going to refill this with water

In case he gets past me.

You know, we have a little time before the family comes.

Why don't you throw that dress on and...

Aw, damn it.

Andy, can you get that?

Andy?

Sorry.

I tuned out when you started flirting

To give you some privacy.

I was seeing Haley for the first time

Since she Came to visit me in the hospital.

She said some pretty heavy stuff.

If I'm your elephant, you have a shot.

That's what I'm trying to say, dummy.

She didn't know I heard.

I tried for a couple weeks

To forget about it and just go on with beth,

But I couldn't stop thinking about Haley.

So... Today's the day I'm finally gonna have the big talk.

There's a cooler of drinks out back! Help yourselves!

Hey.

Where's Haley? Is she coming?

The last time Haley informed me of her plans, she said,

"ha ha. I'm going to cabo, and you're not."

she's the best.

Get ready to see the best gift ever.

Happy birthday!

It's a grill. I got a grill.

You had a wife, too. Didn't mean you couldn't trade up.

I give you the flame xl.

My client owns the company.

He gave me a crazy-good deal.

25,000 wood propane btus.

That's... Plenty, right?

No. Electric rotisserie!

If god wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on.

But it's got all those doodads.

I don't know what to do with those doodads.

You're doing a great job

Of hiding your excitement about this gift.

Look. It's simplicity itself.

You just turn on the gas, hit the electric starter.

Hit the electric starter.

Phil, you might want to lay off...

Aah!

I'm fine.

Healthy as ever.

I'd know if you weren't, 'cause I just saw your skeleton.

Okay, Joe.

Time for a nap in your new bed!

Looking for something? Aah!

Uh, yeah... you.

I just wanted to say what a nice party you put together.

The secret is to know what your guests want,

And I know what you want.

Hey, Luke, quick lesson.

This is a coaster. It prevents rings.

Thanks to you and your dr pepper,

My teak end table upstairs looks like the olympic flag.

Think, Luke.

Yes. Think, Luke.

Did you get it?

Yep.

Sweet Mexican treasure.

I was born in Florida, but thank you.

So, you really think you're gonna buy it?

I mean, it makes sense.

We're kind of cramped where we are.

There she is... Our little genius.

She just got accepted to caltech.

Oh, that's amazing! Mm-hmm.

It's not that big of a deal.

It's a huge deal!

That school pumps out nobel prize winners

The way my school pumped out stomachs.

Enough, mom!

Uh... What was that about?

I didn't make a big enough fuss about her getting into caltech,

And now she's making me pay.

Well, if that's her giving you a hard time,

I think you got off pretty easy.

Well, that's true.

That one never really went through a rebellious phase.

Remember how wild we were?

Ohh!

Were we ever!

Ohh.

Were we ever?

Not really, no.

You had your summer of the red afro,

And I dated the whitest puerto rican on earth.

Oh, wayne. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, but it's not like we didn't separate

And strike out on our own.

Yeah! That's right. Am I right? Huh?

Ahhhh.

Dad bought me my house.

Ours, too.

He loaned us the money for the down payment.