Royal Pains

- You let a billionaire hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - You made a mistake.

- This trip is gonna get you back on your feet.

- What trip? - To the Hamptons!

- Would you be willing to be my faux beau,

Pretend boyfriend?

- You shouldn't fake date for money.

It started out that way,

But then I realized that I actually liked her.

- My parents are gonna love you.

Same fee as before?

- I'm raising money for a local free clinic.

- It looks like your family clinic

Won't be up and running until about 2015.

- I can't let the board get away with this.

- You want hankmed to run your clinic?

Jill Casey, Dr. Emily peck.

- I hear that Emily peck has decided to stay in town.

Aren't you worried about a competing concierge doctor

Taking your patients?

What do you make of Emily?

I'm still feeling her out.

That spells danger to me.

- "hamptons heritage blasts community clinic."

Uh-oh, drama in hankmed.

Weren't you the one who said

All publicity is good publicity?

Not when it's your doctor.

Nobody wants to see their doctor in the paper.

Oh, really?

Nice full-page ad.

It's a bit vain, no?

- That's different. I'm blond.

It's a black and white photo.

You're missing the point.

And doing so gladly.

"the doctor is in!"

By the way, how is that ad working out for you?

Wouldn't you like to know?

- Haven't heard your phone ringing.

It's on vibrate.

Right, that's why.

- But, seriously, don't sweat it about the article.

It's okay to be polarizing.

If everybody likes you,

You're probably doing something wrong.

Besides, they only went to the court of public opinion

Because they knew they'd lose in a court of law.

Really?

You are gonna kiss me, aren't ya?

You are so incredibly predictable!

- Uh, I like where this is going,

But I must tell you, I have a very busy morning tomorrow.

- I wouldn't worry. You're not staying over.

No offense.

A little offense.

- Oh, Hank, you don't want to stay over.

I take up the whole bed, I talk in my sleep.

Well, look at that.

Dr. Emily peck has a fear of intimacy.

I'm not afraid of intimacy.

I just don't like it.

- My body wasn't designed to function

At this ungodly hour. I'm sorry.

Then why is your body here?

Because your wonderful clinic

Has triggered a paradigm shift for hankmed.

I'm here to safeguard the paradigm

As it shifts.

- Well, you should be more concerned

About this hatchet job in the paper.

- Couldn't have come at a worse time.

- Look, if they have to go to the court of public opinion,

It's because they'd probably lose in a court of law.

Nice sound bite, Professor.

- Maybe we should take out a full page ad.

Maybe definitely not.

Look, the best way to handle this

Is to just let the story run out of steam on its own.

No, I disagree.

I think that we need to get our side of the story out there.

- I agree with her disagreement.

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- Jill, you will only be stoking negative publicity.

- No, I'll be countering negative publicity.

'cause if you counter the...

It's too early for this.

- Wow! What a greeting committee.

I hope somebody has a giant prize check

With my name on it.

- No prize check, but you have won

Another month's supply of interferon!

I got a striped bass for you.

Jim, I love your fish,

But you don't have to do this every time I see you.

Take it.

- Oh, no. - Just...

- Okay, which one of you lucky kids

Gets to draw my blood today?

The privilege will be mine.

All right, let's get to it.

- So, Jim, you been keeping the diet?

Can't you tell?

I...

- Any shot you're gonna let me off of it?

- Not a shot. Sorry, pal.

- But we are here with some good news.

We've set up a new community clinic

That'll run through hankmed.

- You finally quit that red-tape factory

You're working at?

Good for you.

Actually, no.

Uh, this is just a thing on the side,

But it's a great thing.

You can call us any time about anything.

- Even if it's not my hepatitis?

- Yeah. Why? What's wrong?

- I banged my ankle a few days ago

On the bow chock.

It started bleeding, so I wrapped a bandage on it.

- All right, you have a stasis ulcer.

It's not uncommon among hepatitis patients.

The blood pools in the vein

And stretches the skin.

When you banged your ankle,

It cut the vein and started the bleeding.

- So I'm putting on something called an unna boot.

It's gauze soaked in calamine and zinc oxide.

You need to leave this one for five days.

'kay.

This is for the ulcer.

Uh, fish guy.

Thank you so much.

Keep the change.

- This is the worst morning of my life.

Hey, thanks for the lift.

Sure.

Oh, crap! There's Dr. Blair.

Just tell me when she's gone.

- Uh, okay. - Is she gone?

No, she's coming over here. - What?

Why didn't you tell me?

- You only told me to tell you when she was gone.

Well, drive away, Hank!

- I can't. We've already made eye contact.

It'll look like I'm trying to avoid her.

- You are. - No, you are.

She's ten feet and closing.

What do I do?

I'd suggest sitting up.

Oh, found it!

Okay, you really need to get a change purse.

- Okay. - Dr. Lawson,

Miss Casey,

Don't mean to interrupt.

- No. - But about the article.

I had hoped to speak to you before it came out.

And first of all, I have to apologize.

I was completely misquoted.

Really?

- The interview was intended more as a reconciliation.

I want to work this out.

I want the clinic at hamptons heritage

So that we can help more people.

With all due respect, Dr. Lawson is only one doctor.

You can only help one person at a time.

We're helping people now.

- Is it better to help a few people now,

Rather than help many in a couple of years

When hamptons heritage opens the clinic?

- You mean if you open the clinic.

I read your proposal.

You could use that money for anything you want.

I want a community clinic.

So do I.

- I think we can do more good together

Than we can separately.

Think about it, Jill.

Okay, she's gone now.

- So every time he comes home from his mother's house,

He's exhausted, his stomach hurts,

And he's not hungry.

How often is that?

- Uh, well, a couple of times a week.

You know, we're on a new schedule.

I just moved in.

- Oh, it's nice. - Thanks. Thanks.

Anyway, the point is, my son's always had allergies.

Right.

- And now his mom's insisting that he's over them.

- Uh-huh, but you're not so sure that he is.

Exactly.

That's him. - Seems to be doing pretty...

- Well, he's feeling better now, so...

Hey, Jake. Jake.

Butterfly stroke, all right?

Uh, uh, push off with...

No, push off with your feet in unison.