Alanis

Sweetie, now you want to go with mommy. You want to go with her.

Hi, baby. Are you hungry, baby?

Are you hungry? Let’s go have some boobie.

- You didn’t go to the bar? - No, we didn’t.

- I left the rent money on the table. - OK. I’ll get it.

- Here, take this. - Put it here.

Hey, you’re all bent, baby.

Mine? Is it my weenie?

And no other girl’s.

I don’t want girls.

Only mom’s.

What a weenie!

Oh! Let’s see, may I borrow it? Here.

You don’t want?

Okay, it’s okay, come on. Come with me.

I could only feed him from one boob.

I’m making him mashed potatoes.

There were lots of people and they didn’t want to cut them.

I liked the pink ones more...

Come here...

- Hello? - Hello, it’s Oscar.

- Hello Oscar, I’ll be right down. - No, they’ve already let me in.

- Oh, they let you in? - I’ll be right up.

Okay, come up.

- Love you, baby. - Kiss for mommy.

No, no... Shh...

Hello sweetie, how are you? I came accompanied.

- Hey, don’t you have a friend? - No, I was only expecting you.

You didn’t tell me anything. I can take one at a time,

if you want, and I’ll call you when you are finished.

No, come on, don’t be mean. We’ll both go, okay?

- A little bit each. - Come on, we’ll give you a present.

- No, no, I don’t work like that. - But come on...

No, no... No!

- Come on, come on... - No! Get out! No!

Come on, sweetie, come on!

Oh, so your friend is here... So now we have one for each...

- What’s going on? - Calm down!

It’s an inspection.

- The neighbors reported you. - We live here!

- We’re two friends who live here! - Two friends? And those flyers?

What do you care? Just leave! Get out!

- Wait! Don’t get like that! - Get out! Don’t you see the baby?

Who named you Alanis?

They named you like that because of the singer, right?

You know who I’m talking about? Morrisey.

Okay then, doesn’t matter. Who pays the rent?

Give me the names and we leave.

- We do. - We who?

We who?

Us.

Whose name is on the contract?

I don’t know.

You have flyers on every corner. Reports from neighbors.

Tell me.

I’m here to help you.

I have the best intentions and these guys, they’re pretty calm.

There’s no fire extinguisher? We’ll put one.

We’ll enable it as a massage parlor. I’m a good massage therapist.

- And this? - It’s a pocket knife. What?

- This is a cutting weapon, I’ll take it. - That too?

What? They’re condoms. What, you don’t use rubbers?

You guys give them to me. They have logos.

Come, stay. We can share.

- Ma’am... You can’t leave. - No, I’m not leaving.

How many girls are there? Tell me, is someone under age?

She brought you, right? How long ago did she bring you?

No one brought me. I work because I want to.

- Oh, yeah? Are you sure? - Where’s my son?

But you give her a cut of it, how much do you give her?

What are you doing? Get out of my house. That’s my money.

Just stop...

Look what a beautiful baby you have...

Don’t you want us to help find another place for you?

What do you do when he cries? You can’t say to the clients...

Save yourself.

Thieves, motherfuckers!

Does he have his vaccines?

You know that he has to be vaccinated, don’t you?

Why are you taking her?

We’re getting her statement in relation to code 840.

She also works and takes care of my baby.

I need your phone.

- No, please. - I’ve got to take it.

I’ll give you the chip if you want, but leave me the phone.

In 48 hours you can come pick it up.

Okay, sign here for me.

Here you have the penalty fee and the reforms.

There’s lots of cardboard near the water heater.

You don’t have an emergency exit.

On the back you have the address of where to pay.

- You’ll need the rent contract. - I haven’t got a contract.

Where do you want me to go? I’m with the baby.

That’s why I’m saying, do you want me to relocate you?

No, I don’t want to go anywhere, I want to stay here.

You can stay, but you can’t receive anyone.

If I find out you’re receiving clients, we’ll come back, is that clear?

I’m coming back, stay here.

Come, honey, we’re choking.

Here.

Hello?

Hello, José, it’s Alanis.

No, Gisela isn’t coming to work today.

She has a family issue. Can I help you?

Okay, it’s fine, call Gigi tomorrow.

Bye, sweetie. Bye.

Stop, what are you doing?

- Leave this... You’re marking the door. - Oh, sorry.

Listen, it’s so good that you came, I didn’t know where to call you.

What did you do here? What the hell happened?

They pretended to be clients and let themselves in.

This is a huge mess.

It was probably the neighbors, for sure.

No, it’s all fine with the neighbors. We’re all peaceful here.

Yeah, really peaceful. But who sent the police?

What is this smoke?

It was me, I forgot the pacifiers were boiling...

- They didn’t cut anything off? - No. Look, there’s electricity.

There’s water. Everything.

Thankfully, because once they take away the gas they won’t give it back.

Shitty people, that think they can enter someone’s house

- and do whatever they please. - Yeah, obviously.

They’re in the mood to annoy people, you know. They want money.

They don’t respect anything.

Fortunately we have you here...

The thing is this doesn’t work for me, okay?

I told your aunt. I’ll rent you the apartment.

But don’t make a mess, don’t make a mess!

Okay, but it wasn’t our fault.

Gisela left with the inspectors.

- What? They took her? - No.

You guys are going to make me lose the apartment.

- Stop, nothing is going on. - I don’t want to talk anymore with you.

I’ve always worked with your aunt and I want to keep working with her.

She isn’t my aunt.

Listen to me, listen to me. If you can make us a rent contract,

we can enable this as a massage parlor.

If my grandmother ever saw this she would die again.

No, they’re motherfuckers. I totally understand, Santi.

To make it worse it isn’t going to end now.

It’s just begun. It’s going to bring a bigger mess.

No, just wait. It’s only the door and the mirror.

I’m going to take care of everything. We’ve always done what you asked.

- Did Gisela pay the rent? - Yes, yes.

- But, dude... - Stop, stop.

- Let me. - But this can’t be.

Let me. Don’t worry. If I can’t, I’ll call someone to help.

No, don’t call anyone else. I don’t want anyone else to enter the apartment.

Listen. I’m going to fix everything.

Until the authorization isn’t ready, no one else enters.

Stop, move. Let me try something.

- Let’s see, hold here. - Okay.

- There we go. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I think so. - Oh, great.

Let’s see, careful. Move. Careful.

- I’m going to try closing. - Okay.

- It works. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I think so. - Great.

Let’s see, I’ll try one more time. Careful with your fingers.

Yes.

Hey. Santi...

Hey! I don’t have a key.

Santiago.

Santiago...

Come on, dude. Don’t fuck around.

Hey!

Santiago!

Dude, open the door!

Let me pick up my stuff, Santiago!

Santiago! Asshole!

Come on, dude, open. Let me take my things out.

Stop the banging! Just stop, please!

Santiago!

Charly!

Charly...

Charly...

Charly...

Charly...

Let’s see, baby...

I’m an asshole...

Charly!

Charly...

I’m not taking it.

Why not? It fits you perfectly.

Let’s do something, try this size.

Trust me, it’s going to fit.

What are you doing here? What happened?

- Hey. - Hi. Did something happen?

Yeah, I need to stay here a few days because we got kicked out.

Here?

Yeah, I don’t have a job and I don’t have enough for a room.

What happened? You didn’t pay? They kicked you out?

Gisela got in a fight with the owner and they didn’t let us take our things out.

- I’m not going to buy it. - No?

One more. Try one more.

I’m sure this one is going to look spectacular on you.

Try it on, trust me.

- There’s not place here. - It’s just for a few days.

Gisela is looking for a new place.

Come, wait for me in the back, please. I’ll be right there.