To Hell with a Bullet

Hey, Whiskey, man! Did a great show.

Yeah, I know, pops.

This is for your kids.

Fuckin' ass-hole.

Well. Still got hair.

Yeah, someone's in here. Hold on!

Ah, fuck!

Yeah man, chill! Someone's in here.

Fuck!

Dude, I'm coming! Jesus.

What's your problem, dude?

Na...

The issue is, what's your problem, dude?

Yeah, I thought so.

I gotta take a shit...

Unless you want it dumped on your face, you might wanna get out the way.

I told you it would work.

So, where's my fucking record contract, bro?

That wasn't the deal. Bro!

Let's go!

- Hold on, Whiskey! - I wanna go back in...

Let's get outta here!

Should you read the fine print, kid!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

He's a little pissy today.

Yeah. Y'think?

He'll be alright.

I'm his doctor.

You might wanna give him something for that... attitude!

Oh, I will.

So what, are you his voice doctor?

Yeah.

You ever need anything... give me a call.

Doctor Nick Devyril, M.D.

Hey, Doc?!

Too much...

Fuck!

Ahhhh!

Keep shakin' that ass, Dallas.

Hey, babe!

I didn't hear you come in last night.

Dallas?!

Yeah! What's up?

What you doing up so early?

Thought I'd go in early to the club and work the day shift!

There's a day shift at your club?

No, douche-bag, I got a doctor's appointment!

You alright?

Dallas?

What?

What's the matter?

Dallas?

The fucking tramp stamp, Billy. I've gotta go get lasered, okay?

Yeah, alright!

Fuck!

That's all you gotta say, y'know. Laser tattoo removal.

I forgot. Kind a liked that tattoo!

Yeah, well it's kind a too late after six sessions. Don't you think?

Why'd you always gotta bitch me out about everything lately, huh?

Dude, seriously? Again? You're going to ask me that?

I thought we went over this already, Billy?!

Baby, would you just chill out?! Please. For once.

Chill out?

You know when you tell a girl to chill out?

That's when we really go fucking crazy, okay?

So don't tell me to chill out.

Alright, K. Let's...

Dude, you don't seem to understand.

I'm done chilling out.

Bullshit's over!

The gravy train is grinding to a screeching fucking halt, dude!

Remember, I'm the one paying all the bills around here.

Helping you achieve your dreams.

While I go out and waggle my chassie...

An' you sit at home playing Nintendo!

Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

I work like a fucking dog, Billy.

Every single night.

I'm here to pay you back...

Alright?

Would you just... stop?!

I'm sick to hearing it, Billy!

How you gonna pay me back, huh?

It's like all you do...

Is rehearse with your buddies, suck each others fucking dick's...

And reminisce about how good you all used to be.

How are you going to pay me back, dude?!

Huh?

Why don't you just go borrow the money off your rock star brother?

Yeah, Dal, you know that ain't gonna happen. So, I'm sorry...

You're sorry?

Hello, motherfucker! I found this in yourjacket last night.

And you said you were done with this shit?!

And you're sorry?

Yeah!

Right!

Fuck.

Hey, Rock!

Rocco? Rocco?!

Would you shut the fuck up for a second. Dude, please!

Alright, alright, take it easy bro. Don't get your panties in a bunch!

I'm trying to be serious here.

We need to talk about this predicament, man.

I mean, we're pretty much spinning our fricken wheels here.

We need to make a decision.

The point is, he's lost it, man!

S'up, man? I thought you guys were gonna meet me last night?

Ah, it's a little beat last night, bro.

I was hanging out with Dee Dee. Remember the dancer?

Oh, yeah, the tranny!

No, no, no. She's a total woman, bro.

Right.

How was the show, anyhow?

What, Thieves Holiday?

It was good, I mean.

They got a new song. So Whiskey of course gave me a CD.

Yeah, he used to have some pipes on him.

Used to? No, man, he's better than ever right now.

Wish we could say the same about you.

What was that?!

Billy, look...

We need to talk, dude.

Yeah?

About what?

Well, first, the new demo...

Fuck, I know, I know.

Look, I don't have my share man.

I need more time guys, I got...

I need to make some money...

Um... you know Dallas she's been a fuckin' bitch lately...

Look, look, look Billy...

We're not going to do the demo, dude?

Dude, I, can...

We've discussed this.

We're all pretty much on the same page here...

I mean, we're all in agreement here.

This situation just ain't working out, man.

What are you trying to say?

I mean it's just not working out.

I mean, it seems like you're not into it.

Not into it?

What?

Wait...

Are you...

You're firing me?

Wait is, is that what this is about?

You're firing me from my own fucking band?

Pretty much, if you wanna say it like that?

Wow!

Wow!

Seriously, dude...?

Yeah. / All this time and effort.

What about the money we've...?

You firing me.

You know I turned down singing in my brother's band to be here with you guys.

Hey, Rocco, c'mon, man?!

You think for a New York second...

Your brother Johnny...

Would let you sing in his band?

Dude, please.

You don't know what my brother will do! Okay?

Your brother didn't get to where he is today...

Playing with jerk-offs like you. Okay?

Fuck you, alright!

Fuck you, Kenny!

Dude...

It's not personal. It's business.

Business, really?

Just fucking business.

Dude, I put ten years of my life in this thing.

In the trenches of this fucked up, soulless business.

Seriously?

It's your voice, man.

You can't sing anymore. And everybody knows it.

It's painful to listen to you, man...

Would you stop fucking saying that?!

Alright, look, I'm just going through, like...

Like a rough patch, or somethin' right now. Alright?

Well this "rough patch"...

Doesn't seem like it's going to end...

Anytime this century, okay?

You know. What about no loyalty, man?

It is what it is, dude. Get over it!

What about our gig next week? Huh?

What are we going to do about that?

Probably should cancel it...

Un-fucking-believable!

Now what?

We need to talk.

Fuck sake, Dallas. Can we talk about this later?

I've had a really shitty day, okay?

I don't give a rat's ass what kind a day you've had.

What about my day, huh?!

Oh, okay! How was your day, sweetie pie?

Fuck you, dude!

I don't deserve that. I'm the one paying rent around here.

Not to mention your drug habit!

Come on. Please, babe, not now!