How to Make a Killing (Un Ours dans le Jura)

Hello, Greg? It's Alan,

It's not easy,

They're tired, cold, But the merchandise will be there,

Don't worry, I know the terrain,

Come on!

Is it much farther?

What's that?

Help,,, Help, a bear!

Help!

This is France Bleu Besançon, Now the news

with Elodie Rougier,

Buying power is down, As Christmas nears,

gift-spending is down by 32%,

We asked a woman on the street,

Before, everyone got a gift,

my husband, my mother-in-law,

Now it's just the kids,

Hello?

- Iroquois? - Yes,

It's Greg,

- On the way? - Yes, we are,

We take delivery in 30 minutes at the hangar,

- I'll contact you then, - And Alan?

It's under control,

Alan's on the way, all's well,

- I'll join you afterwards, - Bye,

,,, less Christmas spending,

I've been unemployed 6 months, My girlfriend will soon be too,

SAINT LOUP PINEWOOD

Fuck,

Fuck, fuck, fuck,

Sir?

Sir?

Fuck,

HOW TO MAKE A KILLING

December 20,,,

Doudou! Your ski mask!

Get inside, you'll catch cold,

Ask Jean-Jean about what we owe?

No, I couldn't,

What happened to your cheek?

Your nose is cold!

So?

If you get sick, who'll help me with the costumes?

What do you want to go as?

A clown, Right?

We'll make a nice clown,

A really nice clown,

We can choose the fabric together,

You washed your hands?

Take the gum out of your mouth,

Come on, Doudou,

I killed two strangers,

Not locals, I never saw them,

You say nothing?

No, nothing,

All you said was: "I killed two strangers",

What should I say? It's not a question,

- Go on, tell me, - Well,,,

I was driving,

There was a bear in the road,

I lost control of the pickup

and hit a car on the side of the road,

I wanted to help but she was dead,

With her underwear down,

And the guy,,,

he got scared and slipped,

He got impaled on a tree trunk,

There are no bears around here,

This time there was one,

Why didn't you call the gendarmes?

I didn't pay the car insurance,

Did you touch their car?

Yes,,,

I think so,

So you left fingerprints,

Gautier,

- When did he go missing? - Yesterday afternoon,

His age?

Eight,

- His name? - Thierry,

Let me put you down,

Two seconds and then we'll leave,

I'll show him a picture,

It can help, right?

He's a mutt,

Yes, a poodle,

- You think he was eaten by a bear? - That's right,

We'll keep our eyes open and let you know,

- We have your number, don't worry, - Thanks,

Lucien, what did I say? Put that down,

Goodbye, Mrs, Gautier,

Come here,

Let's go, Back to the car, Arthur,

No bears around here,

Looks like a dog,

A big dog,

With a tiny tail,

He drew two big paws,

and two small ones in front,

Like a kangaroo,

Who gave them crayons?

Sami,

No one speaks French?

Sami!

Do you speak Tamil?

No, I'm Moroccan,

The B,,,

The tall one speaks English,

Go on,

Sami?

- Speak English? - No, I'm Moroccan,

Good thing we hired young,

Here, France,

You?

Where?

France!

You from where?

France?

You,

These poor guys,

They leave home, trek in the cold,

risk death, don't speak French, draw like 4-year-olds,

How can they get by?

It's awful,

I know, Florence,

Anne-Marie,

You never bother me,

No, don't bring a thing!

I'm organizing it,

I swear,

Your daughter and I will see you Saturday,

Listen, I'm so happy,,,

She's bringing the new one?

Yes,

I wanted to plan a family Christmas,

Now the family,,, includes him,

I have to get the tree!

He doesn't look well,

I'll take care of him,

- Are you sure? - Positive,

- Go on, - Sorry, Florence,

Thanks, Do something for them, Call the Red Cross or Emmaüs,

- Get blankets, - Sami and I will manage,

His mom is almost a volunteer,

Mrs, Gautier from nursery school thinks a bear ate her dog,

It's a bear,

A bear scared them,

Of course,

Now that you say so,

God they're bad at drawing,

Blanche, come on,

What are you doing?

Giving her back her dignity,

Poor woman,

You touched inside?

I stayed outside,

Stop wasting time,

Come on!

What's that?

A handbag,

Let's keep it,

We can't take their bag,

It's Christmas, Got plans?

No, we said no gifts this year,

What'll you do with it?

I'll find something,

Anyway, they're dead, They don't need it now,

Michel,,, come and look!

What is it?

I don't know but,,,

They didn't win the French Open,

What do we do?

We think it over,

I know!

- What are you doing? - Hold on,

Cathy! What are you doing?

No body, no death,

No death, no crime,

Stop with your crime novels,

It was an accident, not a crime,

Without my crime novels, you'd have left fingerprints,

So enough,

Go get the guy, hurry!

Fast, before someone comes!

I can't!

I can't,

Do we hide the car too?

All I need is a stomach bug for Christmas,

Then I'll give them my cold,

Roland?

I found an abandoned car in La Feuillade,

Not local, In a bad state,

I'll call the pound,

Is it blocking traffic?

They won't get there before Monday,

They're understaffed too, It's Christmas,

It won't be in the way of anyone,

I have to go, I'm very, very busy,

- Enjoy, - Yeah, right,