Holiday Dreaming (梦游夏威夷)

Everybody Front and Center! On the Double!

Front and Center, battle formation.

The last one there is in deep shit!

Move it!

How can you sleep at a time like this? Breakfast is ready.

Come on, Front and Center!

Let's go now!

Sergeant!

Captain!

Why the sudden meeting?

Didn't you call us here?

What's the reason for this?

I was sleeping in my room!

Front and Center! Up and at 'em boys.

Front and Center, Formation!

Do you pussy's understand Chinese? I said move!

What the fuck?

Faster!

Those at the back, quit straggling behind.

Keep loafing and you will crawl to mess.

Damn! Private!

I said run fast!

Got ya!

Fuck, this hurts.

A lack of water around here and here you are, playing with it.

Captain is Concerned that it might get heat stroke.

Heat Stroke?

I don't care if he has heat stroke or not.

I'm finished running, sir!

How many laps have you run?

How would I know?

You don't know how many laps you've run?

Sir, I forgot.

You forgot? Would you forget to eat also?

Seems to me like you slept all night. Keep running.

Yes Sir!

Idiot. Fat ass.

One day he will screw the company.

Faster!

I had a dream last night.

I dreamt that a girl I knew in grade school died.

And?

Is it possible she really died?

Have you gone nuts?

Thinking of this nonsense everyday.

I haven't seen her for a long time.

Now she shows up in my dreams,

Dead

Is she trying to tell me something?

Yes, quit jerking off so often.

Faster!

Call someone, Hurry!

Something's wrong!

Get him out of here. Hurry!

One, Two, Three.

One, Two, Three.

What a heavy pig

One, Two, Three.

Lin Kuen-He,

Lin Kuen-He!

There's a squadron ahead,

Full speed ahead

Masculinity! Dignity! Iouder! Firm!

Resolute! Silent!

Strong! Louder, louder, louder! Precise!

Salute! Sergeant!

Orange.

Yellow. Heh, heh.

Tell you what,

I use this to pick up girls

and it has never failed.

Besides being handsome,

it is crucial to have good technique

Humor

A sense of humor, you understand?

Know why you are a loser everytime?

Why?

Because you are as dumb as an ass

Who wants to be with a dumb ass?

Let me have it, please?

Sure.

We are pals, right?

You can have it for $60

What? These flowers cost $60!?

What? You think it's expensive?

You are a moron.

The cheapest whore around will cost you $60.

You are not just buying flowers

It's a technique, man.

Come on

$ 60 for your happiness. What do you think

Too expensive?

Happiness is just around the corner.

But...

Come on! Forget about it.

We're getting discharged next week -

then you won't be able to buy them even if you want.

That's it.

Here is your happiness

Xiao-Gui

Apple is calling for you.

Bugger.

Xiao-Gui

Take your time.

Ah-Zhou,

let's go! Let's go!

Shit, something's burning!

Aim it here, would ya? Throw it HERE!

Ah-Zhou, I've brought you milk.

Catch!

Thanks, Apple

No problem.

Hey, Xiao-Gui! Stick your head out

I want to see you

Give me a break, would you?

Come on, I haven't seen you for days.

It hasn't been that long.

Yeah, it has. Come on, let me see you!

Over here.

Happy now?

Yes.

Meet me tonight, okay?

No. It's tiresome to go out at night.

Come on, come over.

I will cook you something special

Okay?

Okay.

What do you want to eat?

Can you make curry?

Curry. Anything else?

How about some vegetables

Okay, vegetables. Anything else?

Can you two discuss this later?

Sweet and sour pork then?

Talk about it later!

All right, all right.

Go home first and we'll talk about it tonight.

All right,

I'm leaving now.

Bye-bye

Bye - bye.

You a weak man.

Ah-Zhou, Good bye. Bye.

Stop that, you can't abandon me

I love you so much.

Hello, mom? Ummm,

will you go find my elementary school yearbook?

It's in the lower left drawer of my desk.

Hello? Check it for me.

There is someone named

Chen Shing-shing in my class.

What's her phone number?

Just give me the number. Yes.

Hello? Hello?

My phone card is out of money, can I borrow yours?

Okay?

Thank you.

No. Don't move.

Stop it!

Attention!

Attention!

This private in your company

seems to have some mental problems.

I think so, too. What else could it be?

I think we will have to send him to a psychiatrist.

Also, check to see if we can get him early-discharge

If it goes on like this

I will go crazy

before he does

You okay?

I guess I shouldn't have borrowed that phone card.

And drive him crazy over a phone card!

Are you out of your mind?

He is in upper class

and you dare to hit him?

Get up

Fat ass.

Stop faking

Don't hit me

Still faking

what are you crying about?

My girlfriend wants to break up with me.

When did you get a girlfriend?

I have one.

Let me see,

let me see.

He says this is his girlfriend.

What does she do?

She's a model. Right now she is on a shoot,

involving in a love scandal now

I told her not to get into this business.

Is she really your girlfriend?

Yes.

Are you out of your mind, too?

He is just in love

with a page from a magazine

Take back your girlfriend.

Give me a tissue.

Hurry up, hurry up.

Password?