The Other Woman

On the way out,

but we'll still be dealing with

some scattered snow flurries and sleet.

Expect it to be over by early afternoon

with highs today in the mid-30s.

Freezing temperatures will be back this evening

with lows in the mid-20s in Manhattan

and high teens in the outlying suburbs.

So wrap up.

Right now we have a weather-related delay

in the Lincoln Tunnel

where a semi apparently hit some ice...

It's a good school, isn't it?

You never know.

Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

I'm Jamie Brennan.

Hi.

My daughter's in the fourth grade.

We just moved here from L.A.

Hi, I'm Emilia.

- Hi. - I'm with William Woolf.

He's in third. He's my stepson.

Ugh, they don't mind staring, do they?

Yeah, well, you're new,

and you're talking to the only second wife here.

I terrify them,

like there's such a thing as a home-wrecker.

There is in California.

Now you're nervous.

Oh, no, of course not.

Miss Emilia?

Sonia, isn't this your day off?

- Yes. - It's Wednesday, right?

Yes, yes.

Dr. Soule asked me to give to you this

for the ears of William.

I go to her office to pick up.

She made you work on your day off?

So three times a day, he takes this with food.

And keep cold, but not in fridge.

Oh, and Dr. Soule also says when Mr. Woolf

drop off William this time,

his clothes are clean and fold,

not just shoving in backpack.

They were not shoved.

They were folded, I mean, casually.

And they were clean.

Worn once, washed once: clean.

This is not me.

This is Dr. Soule.

And do not yell at me.

It is very embarrassing to be yelling at me in public.

I'm not yelling at you, Sonia.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I will remember.

Cold, not fridge.

Clean, not shoved.

Sonia!

Ooh, William.

I just say hello and good-bye.

I bring medicine from your mommy.

- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

Hello, Emilia.

Hey, William.

You ready?

Okay, William, I go to my day off now.

Bye.

Bye. See you tomorrow.

Good-bye, Miss Emilia.

Sorry, pal.

It's just me today, Wednesday.

- So it is. - So it is.

My gloves weren't in my cubby.

- Here, take mine. - They're too big.

William, come on. Let's go.

Nice talking to you.

Have a nice life.

Oh, great.

It's gonna rain.

Why didn't you call the car service?

Everyone calls the car service when it rains.

Everyone?

You know, not everyone can afford a car service.

My dad can.

Well, look, what are all those mothers doing?

Just waving at traffic? No.

So clearly not everyone who can afford it

thinks it's necessary to arrange for a car service, okay?

Sonia always calls the car service when it rains.

She checks the weather the night before.

I don't want to hear an eight-year-old say

"car service" again, okay?

- Car service. - There's one.

I wonder what temperature poop freezes at.

Yeah, me too. Constantly. Come on.

You know that since poop comes out hot,

it freezes quicker than a popsicle?

- Mind-blowing. Get in. - It's because of evaporation.

Hot water evaporates quicker.

- So poop, which has hot water... - William...

- Oh, oh! Oh, dear. - God damn it, William.

Oh, get in.

- Ow! That hurt! - Tell your mother.

West 7th and 81st, please.

God, William, keep your foot away from the heater.

Today's a good day for a video.

I can't.

I already watched one Sunday night.

I have to wait till Saturday to start a new week.

So I'll just play with my Mega Science Lab.

Take off your wet coat before we go in the kitchen.

I'll probably gather the bacteria from the sink

and look at it with my microscope.

That sounds fun.

It says on the box it's for ages ten and up.

You mean you're not supposed to be a nerd

for two whole years?

- It's not nerdy to be smart. - Wait, this is the age of the nerd.

That was a compliment.

What's for snack?

Check your shelf. There's some stuff there.

Yay, Tofutti Cuties.

- What kid doesn't love tofu? - Oh, wait.

I don't like the strawberry ones.

I'll have a soy pudding.

Chocolate.

Mmm, fat-free, sugar-free, fruit juice-sweetened.

Enjoy that.

Hey, can I have a bowl for this?

People touch this at the store.

Yeah, just think of all the little boys

that die eating their pudding directly from the container.

The body count is crazy.

- Emilia, do you know what eBay is? - Yes, I do.

My friend Bailey's dad sells things on eBay.

He takes all their old stuff they don't need anymore,

- like Bailey's old bike, and sells it. - That's nice.

Maybe you should go on eBay.

I figure if I need an old bike,

Bailey's dad will sell it to me.

Not to buy.

To sell.

To make money.

Don't you have any old stuff?

I have strawberry Tofutti Cuties,

like new, in original box.

I mean the baby's stuff.

We should sell the baby's stuff on eBay.

We can sell the crib.

The crib cost exactly $1,311.

Dad told me.

So I bet we can get $2,000 for the crib.

Maybe even $10,000.

No, we wouldn't.

That's how eBay works.

Take all the old stuff you don't need anymore,

and people give you money for it.

We wouldn't get $10,000 for the crib on eBay, okay, William?

We can sell the stroller too.

I bet we can get $5,000 for the stroller.

That's not how it works.

You're not going to get all that money for something used

when you could get it new for a lot less.

That doesn't even make sense.

It's not used, though.

We never used it.

Bailey's dad says...

William, I really don't want to talk

about selling the baby's things, okay?

- But that's what it's for. - William, shut up!

Just shut up about eBay, okay?

Leave me alone, please.

Just go watch TV or something.

Leave me.

I'm home.

In here.

Thai.

Great.

Can I give you a hand?

I got it under control.

Yeah?

Hello.

So what'd you guys do today?

Oh, built a cold fusion reactor

out of swizzle sticks and rubber bands.

We had a little thing, actually.

Dad, Dad!

Hey.

- I missed you so much. - I missed you too, Will.

Who wants to help set the table?

Emilia told me to shut up today.

And she yelled at me.

Really?

What's going on?

William suggested that we sell the baby's things on eBay.

The crib and the stroller.

Okay.

Well, we don't have to sell those things.

Anything that we're not using is okay.

Like, we can sell my old MEGA Bloks,