Clambake

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Hey, listen, world You've gotta know

I'm cuttin' loose and lettin' go

Who needs the worry and the strife?

Life can be a ball now just followin' my life

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Look for the brightest lights in town

That's where you'll find me hangin' round

I've got this feeling to be free

I pick and choose the life I want And that's the life for me

Clambake Gonna have a clambake

Hey! Clambake Gonna have a clambake

- Hey, Pop, get that, will you? - You betcha.

- What can I do for you? - Fill her up while I grab something to eat.

All right. I'll be glad to, young fella.

- So you goin' out with me or not? - On that motorcycle of yours! Forget it.

- Ham on rye and a cup of coffee, please. - Yes, sir.

If you don't mind my sayin' so, that is a gorgeous hunk of automobile.

- I'm glad you like it. - Ham sandwich and coffee.

- Is that your wheel over there? - Almost. Three more payments.

- Got one like it at home. Scott Heyward. - Tom Wilson.

- Hey, fella. I can't find that gas tank. - I'll show you where it is.

And your radio, I swear it's ringing like a telephone.

It is a telephone.

Sure must have an awful long cord!

- Hello. - One moment. I've a call for you.

- Scott? Is that you? - Ellie? How'd you find me?

Well, I've only been trying every mobile operator south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Your father's fit to be tied. Hold on a minute.

I have Scott on the line.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Give me that horn there.

Hello, Scott. Why, this is your daddy talkin'.

Tell me, boy. Where in tarnation are you?

- Right now I'm in a Heyward oil station. - That's a step in the right direction.

Maybe you'd be good enough to tell me why you took off from here

like a big, scared jack rabbit.

Look, Pa, sorry I left without telling you.

You were busy and I... I just wanted to get away for a while.

- Get away, huh? Or run away? - Mr. Heyward...

And what about that fiancée of yours you left practically waiting at the altar?

I thought she was the real thing this time.

I did too, till I found out she just loved your money.

Scott, that's what money's for, to buy goodies you need to make you happy.

- There's more to it than that, Pa. - More to it than money?

Scott, you get rid of them tomfoolish ideas of yours and come back home.

Your new job as vice president is waitin' for you.

OK, Pa. I'm Duster Heyward's son.

I own more wells than I know about. Does that mean I deserve to be vice president?

- That's more than enough for me, son. - But not for me.

Look, Pa, I wanna be able to do something on my own. Goodbye, Pa.

Bye? Hey, Scott...

Well, za-zoo.

- That's a good-lookin' ski there. - Thank you.

If you're in Miami Beach, fall by the Shores Hotel, look me up in the ski shop.

I'm gonna be the new instructor. Ought to be a ball, a lotta chicks, boat races.

If I get down that way, I'll do that. Right now I got no plans, just problems.

Problems?

Look, I couldn't help overhearing. You really Duster Heyward's son?

- Yeah. - What problems could you have?

Mr., your sandwich is ready and waiting.

I've been trying to get that gal to go out with me for the past hour.

- She takes one look at that, you're in. - Exactly! One look at my car.

- So? - So just once I'd like to know it's me.

- Not my car, not my money. - You call that a problem, huh?

Any time you wanna change places, just say the word.

I'm on the right track for lots of kissin'

So that old greenback I won't be missin'

All the greatest things in life are free

Who needs money? Not me

Cash or credit it doesn't matter

Long as my bankbooks keep growin' fatter

Easy Street is my favorite avenue

Who needs money? I do

Just pity all those millionaires They never can relax

Because they're always worryin' about their income tax

Why waste time on high financin'?

I'd rather spend it on good romancin'

What if my pockets are empty as can be?

Who needs money? Not me

Some folks save it some folks lend it

But as for me I wanna spend it

Give me some green and my skies will be blue

Who needs money? I do

Stocks and bonds they only bore me

Interest holds no interest for me

Who wants to sit in the lap of luxury?

Who needs money? Not me

I want a big yacht I can cruise in

The kind that girls just can't refuse in

All it takes is a million or two

Who needs money? I do

Any time some gal starts flirtin'

Now that I'm broke I'll know for certain

She really digs my personality

Tell me, who needs money? Not me

Poverty's the only thing that money cannot buy

So rich or poor it pays to have M-O-N-E-Y

A gal who's tender that's what I love

It's legal tender I want a pile of

Just let my liquid assets overflow

You can't take it with you when you go

- So who needs money? - That lovely, lovely money

Who needs money?

- I do - Not me

- Welcome to the Shores Hotel, sir. - Thanks.

Let me see about getting out of this here contraption. Not an easy maneuver.

Pretty tough drivin' this buggy with these spurs on, but I'd feel naked without 'em.

- This time of year you need a reservation. - Name's Heyward.

- A reservation is... - That's Heyward of Heyward Oil.

Oh, that Heyward.

- Thought that'd make a little difference. - Indeed.

I'll have your car taken care of.

And if you ask for the manager, he'll have something for you.

- Hey, you. - Me?

Yes, you! You can't park that thing in the driveway. Take it on outta here.

Mr. Hathaway, who do you think just drove up?

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Oh. Oops, sorry, Miss. I hope I didn't hurt you.

Spurs got locked here. Tricky little devils.

- Mr. Heyward, I presume. - Yeah.

Welcome to the Shores Hotel, sir.

You know me, huh? Don't recollect meeting you before, Mr...

- Hathaway, sir. - Howdy, Mr. Hathaway. Glad to know ya.

Look, Mr. Hathaway, my bones are bendin' in the middle.

Need a nice soft place to stretch 'em out on. What you got?

Well, I think we can find something suitable, sir.

Fine. Oh, sorry there.

Oh, hello there. Everything under control?

Mr. Heyward?

Oh, yeah.

I think we found the very thing for you, sir. Bell captain!

Show Mr. Heyward to the presidential suite.

Presidential suite.

Well, bein' as how I couldn't make a reservation, reckon that'll just have to do.

Nice meetin' you, Mr. Heyward... Mr. Hathaway.

The stands were full and you could feel the electricity in the air.

I think it was probably one of the most exciting things that ever happened to me.

I'll show you. Would you hold that, please? Thank you.

Now, just imagine... Here are the four of us.

Right in the beginning, one guy toes in and bam! He's wiped out of the race.

Now there's just three of us left.

All of a sudden, bam! One of the boats flips right over,

and now there were only two of us. Just two of us in the race.

Now I know it's time for me to make a move...

- Mr. Jamison? - Yeah, Charlie.

I put that new prop on, set her in the water, waitin' for ya.

I'll be right there. Ladies, as much as I hate to leave you.

- Don't go. Finish your story. - Oh, well, to make a long story short...

I won.

And I set a new record when I was doing it, too.

But right now my very first love is this coming race,

so I'm gonna take The Scarlet Lady out to North Point, put her through her paces.

And I might, just might, be able to squeeze in one passenger. Any volunteers?

- I'd like to go. - You would?

Mr. Jamison, I just love to squeeze.

So do I. Come here.

- Yes? - I'm Wilson. Tom Wilson.

I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. We're really very full up.

- Oh, I'm not looking for a room. - Oh, good.

I'm the new ski instructor.

Oh. Oh, Wilson!

- The employees' quarters are... - Excuse me, Mr. Hathaway.

- You're the new ski instructor? - Care for an appointment tomorrow?

- Not tomorrow. Now. - Mr. Wilson doesn't start until tomorrow.

Well, Mr. Wilson, could you, as a special favor to me, start your lessons today?

I guess I could. I have to check in my room, drop this off.

Fine, fine. Let's meet at the ski dock in five minutes?

- Five minutes? - Unless you can make it sooner.

- Mr. Hathaway. - Yes?

Exactly where is North Point?

- Are you sure you need lessons? - Oh, yes, yes.

Thought you'd wipe out for sure that time.

Guess I was lucky.

- Sure is a beauty. - Yes, isn't he?

- Somebody you know? - Not yet.

What are you tryin' to do?

Anything else I can teach you?

So then what happened?

I was teachin' her to keep her balance and then this hot boat goes by.

She starts doin' stunts like she was born and raised in Cypress Gardens.

- Where may I ask did you get that? - Nifty, huh? I knew you'd like it. 20 bucks.

- I never paid 20 bucks for a tie in my life. - You did today.

Next time, let me pick 'em out. It is my reputation.

And, boy, am I gonna have fun with it.

Tonight I'm double-dating with a fellow millionaire, name of Jamison.

- Maybe you know him. He's in jammies. - In what?

Jammies, those things girls wear that are supposed to be nightgowns. He's in 'em.

- He wears 'em? - No, he makes 'em.

- The jammies? - Yeah.

He comes down once a year for the race. He's won the last three in a row,

which is no wonder, considering that boat of his. It must've cost a fortune.

I wonder if he's got more money than I do.

Anyhow, she's a big red job, you know, and as she comes out of that water...

- That wouldn't be The Scarlet Lady? - Yeah.

That's the boat Dianne put on the show for.

Oh, I've got it. She's after him too, huh?