Le prime 200 righe.
I could see lots of things under "Objective", in your resume.
How true are those?
Ma'am, I wrote on my own, ma'am.
What do you mean by being positive?
I used to be happy even when I'm in sad time also.
Okay, what kind of work are you interested in?
Ma'am, I don't mind... I don't mind any kind of work.
Are you sure, Shyam?
Yeah, very much, ma'am.
Actually the engineers here are capable of doing any kind of work, ma'am.
Okay,then...
I'll put you into gardening and drainage cleaning.
No, ma'am.
Not like that, ma'am. Any technical work, ma'am.
Just kidding. No offense.
You should have a clear understanding about the role you'll be assigned.
Have you gone through the job description?
Very well, ma'am.
I do all the activities that your company mentioned, ma'am.
In some of the skills I only have certification experience...
but I'll learn definitely if you give an opportunity.
Have you confessed that in previous technical rounds?
Sorry, ma'am. I don't understand the question.
Have you informed the technical panel about this?
Ma'am, about what?
Leave it.
Where are you put up in Bangalore?
Is any location comfortable for you?
Yes, ma'am.
I can travel anywhere, ma'am. Even two hours travel is fine with me.
Then, how long do you stretch?
Office is nearby area, ma'am. That's why I applied.
Ma'am, that is not a problem ma'am. I am very much flexible.
Okay, so you wanna join us because it's nearby?
No, not like that ma'am.
Engineers here are capable to go anywhere, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm proud to be part of your company, ma'am.
Well, we'll have appraisal every year and...
we'll give normal standard hike.
- Shyam? - Yeah ma'am, I'm perfectly alright.
Not a problem at all. Yes, ma'am?
- Yeah. - Okay...
What is your CTC? What is your expectation?
Shyam?
Ma'am...
previous company, ma'am...
CTC in previous company, ma'am...
- Go ahead. - Ma'am.
I can hear some noise from your end.
Ma'am?
I think some signal issue, Shyam...
Your voice is breaking. Can you check it?
Looks like you're not fine.
I'm perfectly alright, ma'am. Sorry, don't mind.
I can't hear you, Shyam.
What do you mean by "Dai?"
Nothing, ma'am. I'm perfectly alright, ma'am.
Some disturbance. I am... I'm normal, ma'am.
Yeah, I got you, ma’am.
You have to show your complete potential, Shyam!
- Are you okay, Shyam? - Ma'am...
- Dude, move! - What is this?
It's not mine, ma'am!
Dude, move away!
My laptop! Dude, move away! Move!
You might get electrocuted! My laptop!
This laptop was a gift from my girlfriend.
If she finds out, she'll rough me up!
Well, forget that...
but for this particular interview...
I went back and forth to the British council for six months.
Well, forget that too.
When I was about to discuss my pay, he comes there and relieves himself!
He's gets high on even a sour butter milk.
His pee is still dripping out of my laptop!
He couldn't hold it.
Shut up! Stop rambling.
Stop yelling now.
Get lost!
At least have this tea and then continue yelling.
Pay up for my laptop! I want Rs. 2 lakhs.
Ask him to pay up and get out of this room.
When did the big shot come home?
At 2 am, Arun and I brought him home.
I was exhausted, Bucks.
I was in deep sleep...
suddenly I heard a noise like some electric transformer bursting.
I went and checked only to see this incident.
Guys like him behave naive and innocent in our native...
Bucks...
First, go and spit!
- Trying to give a quick response? - Stop that smirk!
Perfect timing, Bucks!
He threw the laptop and it blew up.
Or else...
that's it!
You should have thought of being safe last night not now.
If he check to doctor how can explain?
Brother...
Didn't you say you were flying to Boston?
Next week.
You guys got any food?
Touch the food and I'll finish you off!
Guess he came down all the way from village to pee on the laptop!
Now who asked you to come here?
Bucks...
do you know the dog behaviour?
No matter how tasty food you prepare for it, at home...
it'll still find the neighbour's food more tasty and go, lick and eat it.
He's exhibits the same behaviour. Dog!
Funny!
Look at that! Mixture snack on top of that!
They are taking a dig at you and you're still eating, you shameless!
You only find time to come here when you want food!
So brother...
guess you made an impactful entry here, by damaging the Mac
What are you wondering? A small miss and you'd have been dead!
(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)
Can't you inform? Why did you come all of a sudden?
I am off to US next week.
My mom went to Dubai and hence I came here.
I'll return back home after a year and then I don't care where you go to.
Crazy guys! They act like fools!
Whom are you talking about?
Those guys in the room.
They keep calling up my elder brother for each and everything I do.
I'll do one thing. I'll come and live in your room.
With me?
No way! I live in a mansion.
10 of us share one single toilet.
It won't suit you.
Eww! Yuck!
I better stay with the boys.
Go and get some water.
Where's the water?
Arun...
I flunked in all the interview rounds...
yet how did I get the job?
Why not?
Well...
you'll find out soon.
Look there!
- He is furious! - He's coming! Watch out!
You planned and got me fired!
You speak as if we planned and got you fired.
- Let me see how you'll step in Bangalore - Why, will you pee on us?
Wait and watch, I'll burn you alive!
If you have no ID card we will not allow inside
He was a good talent. You set your foot in and go him fired!
Welcome.
Look, the job isn't that difficult.
It's all about opening and closing excel sheets.
That's what he also does.
Why did you call me here?
- Did he cause trouble here too? - 10 laptops in total.
He'll wet them all!
"As the sun sets on the evergreen land of Kongunaadu"
"We were waiting to steal the rooster"
"We ran like the wind that blows in our land"
"As the sun sets on the evergreen land of Kongunaadu"
"We were waiting to steal the rooster"
"We ran like the wind that blows in our land"
"We live in a city that so costly, hence we live like a herd in a farm"
"We called in everybody from our native to join us"
"We are here to earn our living and that needs us to be smart"
"We live in a city that so costly, hence we live like a herd in a farm"
"We called in everybody from our native to join us"
"We are here to earn our living and that needs us to be smart"
"In search of some freedom and happiness, we all celebrated together"
"We prepared a feast and shared it among ourselves"
Go and buy some booze.
Fine, let's go.
"In search of some freedom and happiness, we all celebrated together"
"We prepared a feast and shared it among ourselves"
"This is the bachelor's farm"
Hey get curd packet
He is hang out
Brother...
What's happening?
I was testing if it's cooked, Bucks.
That's okay. You don't have to.
You will keep tasting and finish it. Get lost!
Bucks?
(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)
Party?
No... No...
(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)
Bucks will call now. Don't answer.
I'm paying with his card again.
Why is the money debited again?
Look, he's calling.
Sorry, bro. Please clean it.
Slow down.
Why are you racing away? Remove that coolers!
(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)
- They met with an accident! - Quick, help them!
Take the bike away. Quick!
Look, he is bleeding.
Why did you guys leave without informing?
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