Chal Mera Putt 2

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Let's go now for our shift of work. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"No one knows where destiny will throw you. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Friends just want each other's love. "

"Even while playing they wish for the best for each other. "

"The shine spreads to nearest village as well. "

"We want to get wet from the house which has a water tank. "

"Father wishes best of life for me. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"There are many others who have fought with worst situations. "

"People have done the smallest of jobs. "

"Some people's flights have flown from airport. "

"And for some their planes have been standing on runway. "

"They say that they have to dig Punjab or move from there. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

"Come on my dear son. "

When I came to UK for the first time..

.. I used to work at Baba's restaurant.

I had a friend there, Nausheen.

Will the name Nausheen work, brother?

This is a very helpful diary, maestro.

Please allow me to leave.

Now I shall throw this diary and get a sister-in-law for you.

You just wait and watch.

Enjoyed the joke?

"Come on my dear son. "

'People of Europe who are staying in UK.. '**

'.. have started protesting against the government. '

'On one side we have People of Europe protesting.. '

'.. against the government in Central London.. '

'.. on the other side, British is.. '

Uncle, you have been slogging here since 15 years.

In this manner, you could become a citizen thrice.

Hear it out quietly.

You cannot become a resident just by watching the video.

You have to apply for it.

Get up and cook something. News won't give you anything.

We have already eat, you guys are late.

Go quickly, they have made carrot pudding.

Billa, I am going to send money at home. Do you want to send some too?

Yes, I too want to send some money to father.

Let's go then.

Get up, uncle.

Let's go, we will do some shopping for home.

Oh wonderful, we will do some shopping.

You'll get two onions in a big shopping bag and call it shopping.

Then they say that Buta curses.

Come on.

It's good that he allows us to take things on credit.

Come on, we are done.

- How much did you send? - 200.

You were to send 200 to your place and 300 to mine.

- Yours wasn't 200? - Nope, 300.

I send the wrong amount by mistake.

What kind of a mistake is this?

How can one mistake one's 200 for 300?

He is just doing drama, uncle.

He always make the right transfer when his amount is greater.

He makes mistakes when our amounts are bigger.

Have I pocketed that money?

I sent it to my family.

Whether it was sent to your family or mine, what's the difference?

There is a vast difference, brother.

I have a devil at home. The one I call daddy.

He will hang me over the phone if I don't send him the money.

Billa, your noose is walking towards you.

Hide.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Good, good. - Good? Here's Billa.

Hey Billa, where is my money?

If you don't want PR or to marry me, then give me my money.

I will give you, later.

No. No. It's been six months, buddy.

- Yeah. - Give me my money or I won't leave you alone.

You dog.

She is very fluent in Punjabi.

Looks like she is from Batala. Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

How do I give her the money?

5000..

Thank God that Tavrej didn't ask for the 5000 he had given.

Greetings, father.

Greetings. What are you doing?

I am chopping coriander.

- With what? - A sword.

Like I am Jackie Chan's son.

You know everything.

You know how one works abroad.

Yet you keep asking such things.

Don't blabbering and listen to me.

I am thinking that now that Bashir's daughter is here..

.. I should discuss your wedding with her.

You are still thinking about it?

Father, even my stepfather would've gotten me married four times by now.

Damn you.

I want you send me a beautiful photo.

So that I can show it to Bashir's family.

A beautiful photo? Shall I send Imran Khan's photo instead?

I can only send you only my photo.

I'll send it to you.

Hello?

I have visited my relatives so many times..

.. no body ever offered me a second helping.

From the time I have come to UK they are offering me their daughter.

You can click your selfie later. First do the work you are here for.

I won't. This work is more important.

All this work I am doing is only for this work.

I am not an ordinary man, I am Sheikh Wasim's son.

We own many kilns.

Why have you come here then? To buy mangoes?

I am tolerating you because of Kamran otherwise..

.. I wouldn't let someone like you even pass through my restaurant.

People like you load trolleys in our kiln.

I am doing this because I like to work.

Who likes chopping coriander?

You like what you like. You cannot put a value to it.

You too like to get insulted.

You come here at seven in the morning.

Like you have a very big restaurant.

Your restaurant gets full with just four customers.

Two brothers sit together and eat

pay each other and say that you have good sale.

Shall I call the police?

"Shall I call the police?"

You cannot fight and so you call the police.

This is our personal matter. What does police have to do with this?

I am not scared of the police. Let me tell you.

With God's grace, Punjab's IG sits at my father's feet.

"Shall I call the police?"

Get out.

Where's your lawyer, uncle?

He is a very good lawyer. He will get our job done.

No one has been able to do it so far.

Hey kiddo, go and call the lawyer.

Hey used soap, call the lawyer.

What is this?

Are the ones in black suits called prisoners back in your village?

Do they call them fruits vendors?

Or do they call them snake charmers?

I am a lawyer.

Can I say something, brother?

- What? - You have the talent to be a street artist.

Tell me what work do you have? Why have you come here?

We want to be permanent.

How much more ripe do want to be, mango?

A quick squeeze and your juice will pour out.

Such a big face. Add some salt and pepper on it

.. shake your face and give it to kid.

It's time for a meeting.

It's okay. We will wait.

Just order some tea for us before you leave.

You drink a lot of tea, my boy.

Looks like you drive a truck non-stop from Lahore to Karachi.

It's like I have a trick to permanent residency in my pocket.

Why don't you just tell me your case, pay the fees and leave?

- Have you gone asleep? - No.

Everyone goes to sleep when fees is mentioned.

No, we will somehow manage to pay the fees.

- But will we get permanent? - Tell me how permanent do you want to be?

Should I call a mason and build four walls around you?

Or should I put a flooring on you? How permanent do you want to be?

You have made me go crazy by saying permanent.

- Tell me what's your case. - Well around 14-15 years ago..

- Start from the beginning. - When I left my village.

- Even before that. - When I cleared high school.

Even before that.

- When I.. - Start from when your parents got married.

I wasn't there back then.

I was only checking your patience level. Sit.

Because impatient people like you..

.. go crazy and come after us for visa and break our heads.

You don't get visa just like that.

Everything takes time.

- How much time? - Everything takes time, brother.

Sometimes people get visa two years after they die.

- That reminds me, how old are you? - 55.

- How many kids do you have? - One.

You are so useless.

Just one kid in 55 years?

Where's your kid?

- In the village. - What's the kid doing in the village?

You should have had one here.

You don't have kids where you are supposed to.

You have kids where you aren't supposed to.

Have kids in this country.

Then you become permanent.

- Do you pay taxes? - No.

Do you have any permanent address?