Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince

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Hi ho! Kermit the frog here.

And I got a really great story for you today.

The reason it's such a fine fantastic story is that it's all about frogs.

What could be nicer?

The hero's a frog

and I'm a frog.

And there bunches and bunches of other frogs too.

But now don't get me wrong.

Now she's in the story too.

Now this is the radiantly beautiful, delightful, blue-eyed, flaxen-haired, Princess Melora.

She's not a frog.

But the Princess Melora lives under a terrible magical enchantment.

That's why she looks so sad.

But mostly you'll be hearing about frogs.

Because this story is just chalked full of um.

You can tell by the title.

Its called...

The Frog Prince.

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Brrup.

Ribbip.

Nee-deep-nee-deep gulp.

- Brrup. - Brup.

Brup.

Ribbit.

Ribbip.

Beep-beep.

Brup.

Ribbit.

Ribbip.

Gulp.

Brup.

Ribbit.

Ribbip.

- Nee-deep. - Brup.

Ribbit.

Ribbip...

It all began early one summer morning.

It was kind of a lazy day when all the frogs of the forest

were gather together to do what we do best.

Nothing.

I was sitting around and saying hi to my friends.

Hi Hector.

Hi Kay.

Hi Gawain.

Hi...???

Uh... hey little fella, what are you doing here?

Uh, oh, e-excuse me.

I-I didn't mean to trespass.

Oh no wait now. You're not trespassing.

There's always room for one more frog in the forest.

Especially one your size.

By the way my name is Kermit.

- And my name is Gawain. - I'm uh, Garth.

And I'm Kay.

I-I'm pleased to meet you.

Uh..

They call me Sir Robin The...

Brave.

How's that again?

They call me Sir Robin,

The Brave.

Sir Robin The Brave.

It's kind of a weird name for a frog isn't it fella?

Is it? I mean...

I wouldn't know, I haven't been a frog long.

How's that again?

I mean actually, I'm not a frog at all.

Listen uh..

There isn't much of you

but what there is seems to be all frog.

Oh, I look like a frog.

That's because I've been enchanted by a wicked witch.

Do tell.

I am really a prince.

Oh but, but it's true!

You've got to believe me!

You're also a frog.

Well yes. But I can explain that.

'Twas long ago and far away.

A cold and cheerless winter day.

And in my search for deeds to do

to show my bravery through and through.

I chance upon a forest glen.

And there I met

an Ogre!

Aha!

His teeth were long I fear to tell.

With muscle strong and dreadful smell.

He look at me. He wished me dead.

I looked at him and then I said:

With sword in hand I circled round.

He came towards me with mighty bound.

And as he charged I slept away.

He turned to strike, I did not stay.

With fearful thrust I forced him back.

And readied for the last attack.

I raised my sword for one great lunge.

Then suddenly it happened!

A-Ha haha!

A wretched witch, a ghastly hag.

With eyes of pitch and dress of rag.

She laughed at me and bear a fang.

I smiled at her and bravely sang:

Or maybe Sir Robin

the frog!

Ho ha!

Say that worked pretty well.

Mercy, makes a cute little frog doesn't he?

Oh yes. Nice froggy frog.

Haa-haa!

No princey prince now.

No Sweetums he's not a prince anymore.

And not even I could change him back.

Oh, don't look so worried little froggy.

There's still a way you can break the spell.

I mean, you just might happen to meet a princess.

and-and she just might befriend you

and let you live in the palace.

And someday she just might kiss you.

Then you'll be a prince again.

It doesn't seem so likely though does it?

Aww, froggy frog nice.

Cute froggy frog.

Sweetums you old bunnykins

do you like the froggy?

Oh yes.

Yes bunnykins like frog.

Why don't you keep him? He could be your pet.

Your friend. Your...

Breakfast!

That too. Yes, here take him.

Get out of my hair you wretch!

Aww, froggy frog hop hop bye bye.

Curses where's that ugly little frog gone to.

When I find the wretch,

he'll be my Ogres breakfast for sure.

The Frog.

Ooh, that's quite a story.

I mean it's really touching.

Thank you.

Yeah, we frogs just love fairy tales.

But I...

Aw come on now you guys.

Don't make fun of the poor little guy.

Bye your lordship.

Aw now just go away and stop picking on him.

Thank you Kermit.

At least you believe me.

Huh believe you?

Well Robin,

let's just say that I'm happy to welcome you to the old well.

How about you and me going for a swim.

Uh, no thanks.

What do you mean, "no thanks?"

I-I mean...

I'm not in the mood for a swim.

Ha! What do you mean, you're not in the mood for a swim?

Eep!!!

I mean I can't swim!

Oh well, don't worry Robin I'll save you.

A frog who can't swim?!?

Hmm.

Oh naw, you got to learn to kick.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Naw, not like that.

There, was I swimming that time?

Well, not really.

No.

But at least I learned to dog paddle.

A frog does not dog paddle.

But I told you Kermit I'm not a frog.

I'm a prince.

Well yeah.

I guess I keep forgetting.

But somehow I must meet a princess.

What's that?

That's a fanfare from the castle.

Castle? Where?

Right behind that wall.

The king and the princess live there.

Princess!

Uh-huh.