Cobra Kai

Don't look. Play it cool.

Come on. Get the stuff, and let's get out of here.

Let's go. We don't have all day.

Hee-yah!

Oh, my God, Rick.

Are you okay?

Robby, what is wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

You haven't been here in days. I thought someone broke in.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. I just came to grab a few things,

um, 'cause, uh, Rick is flying me to Cabo.

Cabo adjacent.

Okay.

Wait. You're going to Mexico?

Uh-uh.

With this guy? For how long?

I mean, we have rent to pay, and I don't have...

Don't worry about that because, Rick,

you're paying this month, right?

I got you, pal.

Okay.

Oh. Just what I need.

When are you coming back?

A few days.

Um, week and a half, tops.

Yeah.

So you have the whole place to yourself. Don't party too hard.

I'll call you tomorrow, okay, sweetie?

I love you.

Hey, you hurt her, next time you won't get up.

Oh!

Big shoes to fill.

Hey, about time I heard from you.

Did you miss me?

A lot.

Please don't hang up.

Aisha doesn't know I'm using her phone.

What do you want?

I know I screwed up. I made a mistake.

I just want things to go back to the way they were.

Yeah, well, it's not that easy.

Look, I'll do anything. I...

I can't stop thinking about you.

Look, Miguel, I...

I can't talk right now. Can you just tell Aisha to call me back?

I thought it was Aisha.

You can talk to whoever you want.

Hey, guys.

All right. Perfect attendance on day one.

So what's our first lesson?

You'll see.

Follow me. Come on.

If we're gonna play in the sand, can't we just go to the beach?

No, not today.

It's been a long time since this dojo's had more than one student,

and you figure with two people, you have twice the defense, right?

Wrong.

One of the cornerstones of Miyagi-Do Karate is,

"Always moving in a circle."

And with the wheel technique,

you'll soon see that two people could be as strong as 20.

Now, are you ready?

Yes, Mr. LaRusso.

Let's do this.

All right. Let's get in the circle.

Face me. Bow.

Face each other. Bow.

Uh-huh. No, we're always looking for new recruits.

We have a 4:00 p.m. class and a 5:00 p.m. class,

but they're filling up fast.

No, no, we accept boys and girls.

Gender what?

Hey, is this a prank call?

What do you think?

Shit-head One and Shit-head Two?

I was thinking more Mary-Kate and Ass-hat.

Well, I'm...

Did I say you can speak?

Guys, look, they're just messing with you.

Thanks, man.

Besides, everyone knows your names are Ass-face and Douchebag.

Ooh.

Dibs on Ass-face.

Jesus Christ!

Who's that?

I don't know.

Hey, uh, can I help you, sir?

No.

But maybe I can help you.

Hey.

Uh, Sensei.

What the hell is wrong with you? I said tomorrow.

Oh. Tomorrow, today, who can keep track, huh?

Nice.

Now, show me the wheel.

No, no, no.

You both have to be perfectly in-sync. Otherwise, this technique doesn't work.

"Technique?" This feels more like a dance.

Yeah, at what point do we do the hokey pokey and turn ourselves around?

Okay, guys, trust me.

You both master this, no one's gonna mess with you.

Come on. Let's try it again.

And down, Sam, left arm up.

No, no, together. At the same time.

How are we supposed to do it at the same time when we can't see each other?

You need to sense what your partner is doing, even if you can't see them.

How exactly are we supposed to do that?

The Force?

Shoot, I gotta go help your mom out with something.

Just feel it, all right?

I'll be back as soon as I can. All right, keep it up.

Class, we have a visitor.

This is Mr. Kreese.

He's just an observer.

Pretend like he's not even here.

Mr. Diaz, warm them up.

Fighting positions!

Front kick.

Forward strike.

Side dab.

What the hell was that?

We're just messing around.

We have 11 and a half months until the next All Valley.

Yeah, besides, we already know how to kick ass.

Oh, yeah, really, huh?

So you know everything. There's nothing left to learn, huh?

What's so funny, Ms. Robinson?

I'm sorry, Sensei, you just wouldn't understand.

Try me.

It's a snake-doo.

What's a "snake-doo"?

Quiet!

5:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

Corner of Fulton and Raymer.

You don't show, and you're off the team.

Class dismissed.

Wait. Let me get this straight.

Vic took Tom Cole's offer without even letting us counter.

And he poached our top two sales people.

Unbelievable.

And I'm sure it's no coincidence

he's wiped out our sales staff the last week of the month.

I know him.

Look,

if we're gonna meet our quota, you and I are gonna have to pick up any slack

and focus our attention here this week.

I just started teaching Samantha and Robby.

I can't quit on day one.

But I thought balance was your thing.

All right, how many cars do we need to sell to hit the quota?

Ten.

All right, call Sheila to bring over a suit from my closet.

We are hitting that quota today.

Babe, I know you wanna get back to your dojo,

but you can't sell ten cars in one day.

No, I can't. But we can.

She's a beaut, ain't she?

If you're looking for a deal, you hit the jackpot.

Just looking.

Hey, no charge for looking.

But what are you looking for exactly?

It's got 5.1 surround sound, high-res monitors,

and comprehensive safety features.

Sounds great. What's under the hood?

2.0 Turbo I4.

But you seem more like a V8 man to me, right?

You know, I was there in '84. That kick was awesome.

Thanks.

I bet people bother you to do it all the time.

Oh, it doesn't bother him at all.

In fact, would you like a picture with him doing it?

Yeah.

Thought so.

Say cheese!

Here's the best I can do.

Sir, we thought you were serious.

I am serious, as a heart attack.

Well, then, it looks like we're not making a deal today.

I wanna thank you for giving us the opportunity for your business.

Hold on.

Whoo!

To Danny and Mandy.

Still the best sales team in the Valley.

Uh-huh.

That was fun.

You were great.