Senyu. (戦勇。)

Hero Alba

Royal Soldier Ros

Why are you panting, hero?

You some kind of pervert?

Hero Alba

Weren't you watching?

I was just fighting that slime!

Royal Soldier Ros

So you have a slime fetish?

Hero Alba

No!

And what the heck is a "slime fetish"?

Royal Soldier Ros

You want to get all sticky and wet, and covered in slime, don't you?

I do not!

Hero Alba

Royal Soldier Ros

So you're saying, "That sliminess feels good, doesn't it?"

"Awesome, isn't it?"

"Slime-tan is mai waifu!"

Like that?

I'm not!

Royal Soldier Ros

Royal Soldier Ros

And what the hell kind of fetish is that?

Royal Soldier Ros

Royal Soldier Ros

If you're going to screw up the on-screen titles, stop typing them!

Herosldier Ros

Herosldier Ros

Herosldier Ros

Why am I doing all the fighting, anyway?

You're the soldier, aren't you?

"Why"?

Because the slime is all sticky!

Why is that a problem?!

Oh, fine.

Next time I'll fight.

You'd better! You'd damn well better!

A nisepanda draws near!

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Fight Run Who gives a crap?

Why does it say "Who gives a crap"?

Of course we fight!

Let's go!

The hell!

Sorry.

You were just so wide-open.

So that means it's okay to attack me?

I'm not even allowed to turn my back on my own party?

Ros's level has increased!

And don't level up off me!

Um, excuse me, hero?

What?

What makes you think you can talk to me like that?

Sorry.

Episode 1: "The Hero Journeys Forth."