Welcome to the Girls

- Hi, love. - Hi.

You look like you're on a swing.

How sweet is your life.

- I am. I'm just sitting here. - Cutesy.

Are you gonna be around for Ayla's birthday?

No, I'm going to Japan and taking the kids.

I was actually disappointed to miss Ayla's birthday

because I was fascinated by whatever Yris, Troy,

and Staf had going on.

An ex-husband, a fiancé, a shared child,

and everybody getting along?

It sounded beautiful.

Also sounded suspicious.

And what about Natalie's Canadian soirée?

Gonna be out of the country still.

You ever heard of a Canadian soirée?

No, I have no idea what that is.

I think it's like, you know, their version

of an American barbecue.

So do you wear a Canadian tuxedo?

Don't have a clue what that is either.

Okay. That's denim on denim.

Oh, I would love that.

So, Natalie.

I don't know if your intentions were to say something to her

before she got super emotional at Casaléna.

I feel like we need you to say something

being executive producer.

Totally, and my intention was most definitely to talk to her.

I also think she's making this process so much more

uncomfortable for herself.

You don't wanna be known as the center of every drama.

Always being the one walk away crying is crazy to me.

We're all allowed to have things that are close to our heart

and that we wanna protect, but there's a way to still...

let someone in,

but they don't have to have a tour of your whole house.

A hundred percent.

Definitely I'm gonna sit down and chat with her.

I wanna hear her side of everything.

I love you in your EP era.

Oh, thank you. I love you, too.

It was clear that if I wanted to get filming back on track,

I had to put my big girl SKIMS on

and have a conversation with Nat before her Canadian soirée.

The thing about expectations is that they are basically

just preplanned disappointments.

We decide how people should act

and then we are surprised when they don't follow that script.

For example, after their last conversation ended in tears,

this happy hour would have been the perfect opportunity

for the girls to clear the air.

But why address the issue when they could keep calm,

carry on, and order some cocktails?

I normally like my dessert before my food.

And I want the apple pie. Yeah.

Apple pie?

As soon as you're done? Or just...

No, no, I like it before my meal.

Need a little bit of sweetness and then my food.

So if you could just bring that out. Thank you.

This is a girls' evening.

This is my request.

Zero kid talk.

As a reminder, Olivia is the only one without kids

and it was a trigger she expected her friends to avoid.

You women are full of life.

You have sex lives.

Some of you?

I'm here to remind you that there's more than being a mum.

I'm gonna kick it off with who has had sex in the last week?

- Week? - Yeah.

Yris is putting it in for all of us, baby.

Come on.

I went from, like, having a great sex life to, like...

I gotta plug this thing in for tonight.

That's how I go to bed at night.

- I charge it in the wall. - Right?

- You charge it? - They're not batteries anymore.

- They're charging? - You charge it in the wall, friend.

- Oh yeah, you're putting it to work. - It's next level.

I will never do that. I don't own one.

I've never done it and I don't want to.

I think that, like, what used to turn me on is, like,

he used to be really fun and be like,

"Hey, babe, I have a trip to Cabo planned for us."

Or he'd be like, "Call the girls."

And like, "Let's all go to dinner tonight."

Like, those type of things, like, fueled me.

- Mindset. - He's so different now

and it's like the fun in him left the building

and it's kind of like a dry period.

You just might be in a valley and you can peak again.

He's gonna kill me for sharing this.

But I'm gonna say it anyway.

He's in the shower and the door's shut

and I'm knocking, "Where's your phone?

"I need your phone, my phone just died

and I have to, like, text my manager right now."

He goes, "Um, it's over there by my nightstand."

And I look on the nightstand, I'm like, "Where is the phone?"

So I opened the bathroom door and I'm like,

"Babe, why is there soap everywhere?"

What were you just doing?

Yeah, stop.

- Who were you just texting? - Yeah.

And he was like, "I wasn't texting anybody."

I'm like, "I am a find-out-ologist.

I will fucking find out anything."

And so he gets out of the shower and he's like all embarrassed.

He's like, "Alright, well, if you fucking wanna really know,

"I was just watching a fucking porno and jerking off.

"And I knew you were gonna check my history

"so I was trying to delete the history

as fast as I could before you got back."

But your little fingers are soapy.

You couldn't do it that fast though, could you, you little liar?

I told him before that, I was like,

"If you're going to do anything, I want it to be

"of pictures or videos that I sent you in the past,

but of me, not to some random porno star."

- - Agreed.

People go through shit in relationships.

Yeah, and then introduce kids into the picture,

- full of family. - Ah, you gotta take a sip.

- What? - You brought up kids.

Take a sip. Take a sip.

I'll need another drink for another sip.

Ayla's turning nine tomorrow, you guys.

Oh.

Kid talk. All you hoes drink.

A birthday party for the daughter of the guy you're seeing

who also happens to be your friend's ex-husband.

Are we looking at Ayla's future stepmother?

I... I...

I'm taking this with care

because of the scenario with my friend that I'm in.

You, you better. Let me tell you something.

You better take it with care 'cause my daughter's involved, okay?

Well, exactly.

So tread lightly, Olivia.

Ex-husbands of Hollywood.

Excuse me. You're so beautiful.

Oh.

Could I maybe get your number?

- Right away. - Hi.

I don't really give my phone number out.

- Thanks, nice to meet you. Bye. - Aw. Alright, thank you.

- Bye. - Bye, have a good night.

Did he just come up and say, "Can I have your number?"

Did you say no instantly?

Nat, you gotta get nicer.

You and Malika both have to get out of the rut.

But I wanted to get out of the rut.

You gotta get out of your own way then.

Honestly, I expected that lunch to be way more awkward,

but everything was about to take a turn because a birthday present

was about to put Yris' picture-perfect co-parenting arrangement

directly in the crosshairs.

Ayla, are you excited for your party?

- Yes. - Okay.

- So I created a little wish list for you. - Oh, cool.

So you have to tell me the stuff that you want for your birthday.

Claw clips.

We love ourselves some claw clips.

Claw... Oh, claw clips.

Clock it.

I want some new SKIM stuff like pajamas

or, like, clothes, anything.

Okay, preteen.

It's SKIMS.

SKIMS has cute stuff.

Hello, SKIMS, sponsor my daughter.

Turning nine and already looking for brand partnerships?

She was definitely one of us.

I'm so excited for your birthday.

You have so many surprises coming, you have no idea.

Yo, I wanna run something by you real quick.

So, Ayla, like, I've been meaning to talk to you about this.

What do you think about me getting her face

on my body tattooed?

You're gonna get it?

Putting all my kids on me is something that I wanna do.

I have Amiah here, then I have Prince here.

- Yeah. - So maybe, like, around here with Prince.

- Uh-huh. - You know what I mean?

I love that.

The only thing I'm worried about, obviously her dad.

Like, what do you, what do you think her dad's gonna say?

I've-I've been thinking about calling him, maybe calling him or...