What to Expect When You're Expecting

Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor.

I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Hollywood

just moments away from crowning our season champion.

Now, we've just seen the last dances from our first two finalists.

Reality television star, Whitney Port.

And Miami Heat basketball star, Dwyane Wade.

Which brings us to our last, but certainly not least, finalist of the night.

Everyone's favorite tough love trainer from the weight-loss show, Lose it and Weep.

Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna throw up.

- We got this. We got this, okay? - You're right. We can do this.

- Just one more dance. One more dance. - We know how to do this.

Jules Baxter and her partner, Evan Webber!

Alex, quick, come see this!

What are you watching?

Celebrity Dance Factor.

- No. - It's the finals!

Even I need a cold shower after that one.

Let's turn to our esteemed panel of judges. Tyce? Let's hear your score.

Five stars!

Okay. Cheryl Cole?

You know what, if I had six stars, I'd give you the six.

But I've only got five, so you can have those.

- Jules is taking it. - No. I think D-Wade has it.

- What? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And Taboo of The Black Eyed Peas, let's have your thoughts.

It wasn't for me, so I gave you a three.

- Dude. She's totally doing him. - No way.

Don't question the sage insights of Star Buzz.

We've tallied the judges' scores and added them to our viewers' votes.

And let me tell you, this is the closest result we have ever recorded.

May I have the envelope, please?

Thank you.

And the winner of Celebrity Dance Factor, Season 15 is...

I can't...

Jules Baxter and Evan Webber!

Jules? Are you okay?

I'm sorry. So sorry.

Let's hope she's not pregnant, folks.

Fireworks!

Book signing. Milk It! The book!

Pictures of breasts inside!

Welcome, everyone, to The Breast Choice.

I'm Wendy Cooper, wearing two hats today as store owner

and author of my very first children's book Milk It!

Yay!

So let's get started.

Hi.

"Goats do it."

"Cows do it."

"Kitties do it."

"Even dolphins in the sea do it."

"When your mommy uses her breasts to feed a baby"

"she is feeding her baby the..."

Tits!

Gary!

Okay, okay. Sorry. I got it. I got it.

- Hey, kid! - All right!

- They're called breasts. - Thank you all for coming.

It was just lovely. And hug your mommies for breast-feeding you.

- Thank you. - Bye. Thank you. See you.

- Hey! Great job, hon! - Did you get that kid?

No. He was too fast.

But I said some choice words. They were very choice.

Punk. Next time, get him.

Okay. I will. But what's important right now?

That I just had my first reading.

Yeah! Yeah, you did! You did great.

- I gotta get back, okay? - What? No! Gar!

- Lil Wayne is waiting. - Can't some other dentist do it?

Squeaks, it's my first grill!

- Right? Yeah. - All right.

- It's a big deal. - I was gonna take you to lunch, but okay.

Next time, all right? Congratulations! Great job!

- Gar! - Yeah?

Two minutes.

- I gotta go. - Honey!

- Honey, I got to go, I got... - Honey!

- Janice! - Yeah.

I'm taking Gary in the back.

Look, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.

And I get it, you're naked, you're vulnerable but this is a safe place, you know.

No need to resort to cheap theatrics.

We're better than that, right? We're artists.

So, let's just keep it dignified.

Look, kid.

If you don't smile, your mom doesn't buy any prints and I don't get paid.

So, suck it up.

All right, baby. You like it when I'm bossy?

Okay! Okay.

Work the feet. Show me those gums! That's it, baby!

Holly, these are amazing.

Well, I can give you 20 % off on prints if you order today.

- Oh, my God! I am so sorry. - Okay!

That's okay. It happens.

You know the last guy who threw up on me?

You know what I did? I married him.

You're so good with kids. You should have one of your own.

Yeah. That's kind of the plan.

Well, don't wait too long. You don't wanna miss your window.

Right.

Yeah! Let's get you cleaned up. Yeah.

What do you got?

Some wine, cheese and crackers, your favorites.

That's a real treat.

So what's the movie anyway?

Dirty Dancing.

All right! That's a good one. Yeah.

What are you...

I would like to propose a toast.

Okay. But you haven't had a drink in two years.

I just...

I think we should take a break from trying.

And just be us for a while.

All right. I'll drink to that. Sure.

To us.

And if that doesn't work we'll do three rounds of IVF.

And if that doesn't work,

we'll just adopt, which will be great,

because I have no fears, genetic or otherwise.

To us.

To not snuffing out the flame.

- Okay. - Okay.

What are you doing? Oh, my God! Are you gonna go for it?

You're going for it. You did it.

You just... You crushed it. You crushed a glass of wine.

Oh, my God, I'm wasted.

Yeah, I bet you are!

It's so good. Why have I wasted two years not drinking this?

Oh, my God! The Big Pig is here.

- I didn't even get a tweet! - All right, people.

It's swine time, let's go! What do you want, bud?

Yeah, give me two carnitas tacos and a jalapeño fritter.

Good man. You have your cardiologist on speed dial, right?

Right? You do, right? Hey, girls.

How are you? Best meal on wheels right here.

Tell that to my cheese and bacon panini. Total foodgasm.

Bacon?

Have a good night.

Bacon.

You know what? I'm also gonna get the Georgia Dog Special.

- Yo, chef. Where're you going? - Two seconds.

I added to my order. Do you think he heard it?

I can't do anything with gloves on.

What can I get you guys?

All right, excellent choice.

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

There's a line if you want to order.

The only thing I'm ordering is for you to stop serving bacon, okay? Pig's our turf.

Oh, my God! Your turf?

- Yeah. - Is this West Side Story?

Are we gonna rumble at midnight?

You know what, maybe I got a whole gang of back-up dancers

- just ready to go, okay? - Wow!

You're the cheese truck, so stick to cheese.

- Can I order now? - No! Just give me one second, please.

That's funny, 'cause I noticed that those jalapeño fritters you guys are serving...

Are awesome, right? They're my invention. I made them.

They have ricotta cheese in them.

Come on! That's like a little bit of cheese.

That's nothing compared to the bacon crutch

you're propping these sandwiches up on.

They're paninis, they're grilled peach and blue cheese paninis,

with a dash of bacon.

Also awesome. Also my invention.

All right, you wanna go? Let's go. Your special against my special.

Whoever sells the most tonight, wins.

- Fine. - Fine.

All right, if I win, you have to have a drink with me.

And if you win, you may have

- three drinks with me. - That's cute.

So you can stand me up again? No thank you.

That was five years ago. But that's sweet you still remember that.

I'm impressed, Rosie.

I'll see you in the field, all right?

- It doesn't keep me up nights. - Sure.

Who's that?

This guy from high school. Total player.

I'd play with that.

Don't be gross. Don't be that girl.

You're not still hungry, are you?

I don't know. It depends on what you got left in your picnic basket.

Dr. Cooper. We're in a public place.

I know. It's all so unscheduled.

I win.

What did you think was gonna happen?

Well, I asked you to prom first, all right. And then you said, "Maybe"

- so I decided to ask someone else. - No, I didn't...

Yes, you did. So I asked someone else. Then you said, "Yes."

So I tried to take you both. What's so wrong with that?

- I'm not saying it worked. - Fine.

I blocked out most of high school anyway.

Hey. Where'd you get this guy?

I fought a grill and the grill won.

Why'd you fight the grill? It always wins.

- "Chef hands." Occupational hazard. - Yeah, guys love it, though.

- Do they? - Guys love burned hands.

Yeah? Check this out. Okay.

First time breaking down a pig when I was 16.

- Five stitches. Five. Yeah. - Five?

- That is adorable! - I wasn't asking your opinion, that's okay.