Canavar Gibi (Canavar Gibi: Türk İşi Frankeştayn)

Gülbahar, what's wrong, honey? Huh?

Why do you pull a face?

-Sweetheart. -Yeah?

-I'm wondering... -About what?

Are you wasting my time?

Wasting your time? I'd be blind if I looked at another woman.

No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about our relationship.

What? Are you pregnant?

-No! I'm not talking about that. -What?

We need to give a name to our relationship.

Ah! Yeah, sure, darling.

Ekrem! What do you think? It's my late father's name.

Don't tease me, Gürbüz. Have you ever wondered why I'm hungry?

Gülbahar, you're eating too much. You're all jiggly down there.

I'm not jiggly at all.

-Hush. -Don't tease me.

I won't.

I don't have a lira left. You made me get a loan from the bank, I can't pay for it.

We'll pay.

The fridge is empty. At least buy some groceries.

We will.

Won't you give your Gürbüz a kiss for luck, huh?

Come on.

We will.

Why, you...

-You kiss like an animal anyway. -Where's that Gürbüz asshole?

Gürbüz...

Gürbüz.

He's here, there, everywhere.

Sabit, don't give me that bullshit.

This cucumber came out of the mobile box that he sold me.

You're one of the lucky ones. That's a special offer.

The mobile follows that.

Gürbüz! Where's Gürbüz?

Yes, ma'am. I can help you. I'm his personal assistant, Sabit.

The phone number he sold me has three other owners.

I became intimate with the strangers.

That's it? Just three?

-Gürbüz? -Yes?

Didn't you say you won't look at any other women? What's this?

I won't look at any other women. I can't!

I'm importing lingerie from the Far East.

-Really? -Yeah.

Let me see.

These are used!

I'm doing secondhand lingerie. That's where the cash is.

Go away!

These are all filled with secondhand lingerie.

-Open them if you like. -I don't care.

I won't leave before I talk to Gürbüz!

Goddamn you, Sabit. Be useful, for once.

I'll go check. The customers have gone crazy.

-Gürbüz? -Yeah?

If you're cheating on me, may bullets rain down on you,

you'll get buried in a grave and won't rest in peace!

Amen.

Go now!

Go!

Welcome!

Your corporate solution partner, Gürbüz. How may I be of assistance?

There was a cucumber in this box.

Yeah?

Yeah.

We're just the victim of the supplier.

The electronics market relies on luck.

My number was registered to three other people.

Ma'am, we need to pinch every penny these days.

I know these three guys. Just call me in case anything happens.

They're all nice kids. I can vouch for them.

Come again, please. You're welcome.

We always have a corporate solution.

Yes, friend...

My regards, ma'am.

Listen to me, Gürbüz. You can fool her but not me.

I won't leave before I get what's mine.

-Sabit! -Gürbüz...

Why haven't you told Timur about our new campaign?

Is Timur a stranger? Idiot!

Our new campaign?

A new mobile phone is being released

at the same time in Turkey and around the world.

You give me 150 lira and participate in the lottery.

OK? Give me the 150 lira! Give it to me!

Of course you'll win the lottery. Say "Hello".

-Hello? -Say it again!

-Hello? -Say it again!

-Hello! -He says it so beautifully. Say it again.

-Hello... -You're going to win, don't worry.

Come on, gents. Come again.

We have corporate solutions, communication support...

-Sabit... -Gürbüz...

I'm going to bet on the horses. Tidy up.

-Gürbüz... -Yeah?

You're betting on horse racing but the debts are piling up.

What are we going to do about Blonde Kenan? How are we going to pay?

Who cares about Blonde Kenan?

I've seen Pink Polka Dot Kenans.

You don't know me. Watch and learn.

What can he do? Is he going to kill me?

Is he going to kill me?

Sir...

-Was this necessary? -You have the right to one answer, Gürbüz.

-What's the question? -Why?

Sir! You know the electronics market relies on luck.

Then you're shit out of luck.

Dear students...

Professor...

Thank you for your time and being here.

People rewriting medical history are the ones searching for the mysteries.

Western medicine may have produced a pacemaker.

a prosthesis, an antidepressant.

But they're nothing but buying some time against death.

Well, is achieving more possible?

With my experiment that I'm about to present to you today,

I'll show a revolutionary idea to the world history of medicine.

Maybe Doctor Frankenstein was an imaginary character,

but his dreams would come true.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Wait, calm down! Don't be scared!

There's nothing to be scared of. That dog is calm as a lamb.

Give him to us!

Give him to us!

Give him to us!

Give him to us!

Get down here!

-Give him to us! -You'll see what chopping animals is!

Some guy posted your presentation online.

They raided the school.

We'll burn you just like that!

What I am going to tell all these people?

Listen, don't ever go out. They'll tear you to pieces.

It was obvious. They wanted to hang me.

Professor, you know the path to revolution in science is rocky.

Fuck your revolution! Revolution...

I just asked for you to avoid meddling and make a presentation about DNA structure.

What did you do, huh? What are these?

Are you fucking crazy? Is it your job to raise the dead?

-Professor... -I'm sorry but

we have to suspend you for a while.

The gods demand a sacrifice.

But, Professor!

This competition is my only chance to announce my invention to the world.

-Give him to us! -Get down here!

When that day comes, you'll all be sorry when you see what a great thing I'll do.

Are you still talking? Fuck off!

No problem. No problem at all.

The Professor told me to take some time off, rest.

I've had enough of you and your stupid dreams. I see it now.

This isn't working.

-What are you talking about? -I didn't ask for much.

You could open a clinic and we could live happily ever after.

You became a researcher for chickenfeed. Everyone's making fun of me.

No. Don't. Don't take it out.

Don't make this any harder.

But Selen... But...

But you're not listening to me. I'm on the...

I'm on the verge of an amazing discovery.

Doctor, life is short. It's not worth it for a girl.

You'll find someone else.

You should be upset about your career.

I don't care, Tintin.

One day, they'll put up my statue.

Tintin, can you scratch my back?

Right, Grandpa. Sure.

-Thanks, dear. -Yeah, I've nothing else to do anyway.

Geez.

I mean, I've had enough of searching for dead animals.

You were supposed to be a doctor and take care of me, look at me now.

I'm scratching him.

-Tintin... -Yeah?

...towards the shoulder blades.

Shoulders, huh? Yeah, sure.

My scientist brother!

My Einstein brother!

Are you having tea? I had fruit for you.

-Give me the fruit. -God!

Grandpa, you burned my hand. What is that?

Erol, who is this dude?

He's gone off the rails again. Jesus...

-Sister? -Yes, dear?

-They kicked me out of the university. -Great!

Why is it great?

Decades of research went down the drain.

Selen left me, too.

Selen had a huge butt. And a tiny mouth.

Huge butt? It was like a peach.

I mean, a peachy person.

You know, it's peach season now. That's why.

Eat your fruit before it gets cold.

Come on, Dad. Come on.

My sweet brother.

I'd die for you. Come on.

God, what kind of family is this?

Tintin.

-Yeah? -Come here.

Professor?

Actually, you're right, Tintin.

We won't achieve anything unless we take the experiments to the next level.

Are you ready to get a little hard, Tintin?

-What do you mean by hard, Professor? -Don't be stupid!