Boot the Pigeon

We won't see that part.

Yeah, I just want, that's all I want.

Look at each other.

Kiss.

Hold it.

Let's go.

Okay.

So let's make it come.

Here's to love, laughter, and a happy ever after, cheers.

Bottom line, how much is this gonna cost me?

We're looking at

2999.

29, $3,000?

2999,

but you have to act fast, otherwise it'll be 3499.

$3500?

You can't put a price on love.

I guess not,

but that's a lot of money.

It is, but it guarantees that not only

are you serious about finding this special someone,

but are female clientele are serious as well.

And you don't use any video or photos?

Mm, we think that an overreliance on looks

interferes with the matchmaking process.

Smile.

Hmm?

For our files, so we can put a face with the name.

I haven't agreed to join yet.

No one will see it but us.

Okay, what about my, uh,

my height?

Is that gonna be an issue?

Oh, you'd be surprised how little that matters to women.

$3,000?

2999.

Ask yourself this question.

Can you afford not to join?

Yeah, can't I get all this from an internet dating site,

You never know who you'll meet online.

We filter out all the crazies.

The personal touch,

that's what you want.

Now,

ah, it says here that you are a videographer.

Mostly weddings, but, I mean, there's also the...

Weddings.

Aren't you tired of videotaping everyone else's wedding?

Don't you wanna be on the other side of the camera

for a change?

Sure, but.

Tell you what, I have a client who's getting married.

Another one.

I want you to videotape their wedding.

Don't you need to ask them first?

Mm-mm, no, I'm the one who brought them together.

They'll do whatever I say.

They love me.

Do you need to see my reel or, uh, it's on my website.

No, that won't be necessary.

I can tell you're good.

You don't have to thank me.

I'll have Brian and Susan issue you a check,

and you're under no obligations

because I'm doing you this favor.

Take the contract with you.

The discount is good the entire day.

I've got a good feeling about you.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear wedding bells

in your future.

- (CLICKING) - Oh, I love that, guys.

That's great.

Okay.

Have we met somewhere before?

That's original.

All right, cousins, let's go.

Um, so we're gonna get the bride's side

on the bride's side.

Groom's side on the groom's side.

Thank you.

Okay.

You're sure I don't look familiar?

Kip?

All right, everyone look over here, please.

Kip Siliman?

Hey, over here, just.

I thought it was you.

I don't believe it.

It's Jack Rivlin from Stevenson.

- Okay, we're just gonna - Oh, right, high school.

- Real quick, guys, over here. - What are you doin' here?

I'm videotaping the wedding.

Are you related to the bride and groom, too?

- Beautiful. - I do this for a living.

Yeah, right, and we're the florists.

Honey, this is Kip.

You remember, from my high school yearbook.

The class valedictorian.

He used to tutor me in chemistry.

I actually passed, can you believe it?

And then he went to Harvard.

Yale.

I always wondered what became

of high school valedictorians.

We do weddings.

We already had our 15 minutes of fame.

The rest of our lives we spend capturing the highlights

for other people.

Oh, I wish someone had videoed us closing our new house.

It's worth a million bucks, can you believe it?

A foreclosure, picked it up for a steal.

In case you need any investment tips.

I'm more into short sales.

Take my card in case you change your mind.

Wouldn't that be somethin'?

I could tutor you.

Have you got a card?

Uh.

Who would've thought, huh?

You were first in the class, a I was like.

397th.

Sorry.

Forget it.

I can track you down through the alumni directory.

15th reunion comin' up.

In case we need someone to video.

I'm already booked.

I'm kidding!

You better be there.

Wow, how they mighty have fallen.

What an ass.

I get it all the time.

Usually comes from my own family though.

He ruined my group shot.

- Bye, thanks so much! - Bye, thank you!

Thank you so much.

Nice couple.

Yeah, now they can get on with

the happily ever after part.

The dating service.

You took my picture.

I did, are you sure?

What a coincidence.

What are the odds?

Must be kismet.

Maybe it means something, our meeting again like this.

Maybe it means you're a stalker.

N-No, I...

Look, it's not that hard to understand.

Jennifer got us both this gig.

I know you're hoping for some grand cosmic explanation,