Kolonko

Hope the stones won't fall off.

Not if you're careful.

And what did I do now?

SCANDAL

Shut up!

Who do you think you are?

Stop being so stubborn!

Don't make me repeat my question.

Why did you do it?

So many guests around...

Who gave you the audacity to humiliate us like that?

You need glasses.

Your eye sight has become weak.

What?

Reshmi aunty was the only one in the kitchen.

Where did you get "so many guests"?

And even if I humiliated you in front of her

I'm not sorry for that.

I can't filter everything I say.

Drop the act.

You know exactly what we're talking about.

If it was just the kitchen incident

we wouldn't drag you out of bed and question you.

What did you write on the cake?

Why did you do it?

What?

Why would I write anything on your stupid anniversary cake?

I'm just not interested in your fake celebration.

I'd ruin the disgusting decor and lights if I could.

Well, you did ruin the evening.

And now you're lying. It wasn't you, huh?

Hey! Let it be.

You'll wake Leo up.

Forget it.

You're suddenly so concerned about Leo.

-Sudden fatherly feelings? -One slap will set you straight!

We've given you too much freedom.

That's why you're talking to your parents like this.

We gave you this freedom.

And we can withdraw it any time we want.

Got it?

What will you do?

Lock me up in my room?

Cool.

At least, that way I won't see Dad with his girlfriend on the road.

Piya.

Go to your room.

You don't know how to speak to others. Go.

But you guys always say, "be truthful".

That's what I'm doing.

You're not liking it, are you?

Fine.

I'll lie like you.

You're a liar.

I'm a liar too.

There it is.

I knew this was on your mind.

That's why you wrote on the cake "Happy anniversary, liar".

Oh my God!

Great!

Someone other than me thinks Dad is a liar.

Look, Mom.

I didn't write anything on your cake, okay?

If I write anything, it'll be on social media.

So that Dad feels more humiliated.

Don't you dare write that stuff about your dad.

It's fine if I write it about you?

What exactly did your cake say?

Liar?

Or liars?

Because you're an even bigger liar than Dad.

Turn off the lights.

It's hurting the eye.

How the party started...

and how everything ended...

What must people be thinking?

Never raised my hand on the kids because you don't like it.

But now, I feel like it was a mistake.

It probably wasn't Piya's doing.

She was absolutely surprised when you told her.

Then who did it?

"Liar" means one of us.

You or me.

Why would anyone calls us a liar?

Could it be Reshmi?

Ruchi, Mohana, Reshmi... They ordered the cake.

They ordered it, right?

Yes.

You're right.

Writing inside the cake has to be when it's being made.

Why do you jump to conclusions?

It could be someone completely different.

Someone we're not even thinking about.

Did you lie to someone?

-Me? -Yes.

Are you crazy?

Whatever I do...

I won't hurt someone by lying to them.

Did you lie to someone?

Kankana?

What exactly is going on?

You're driving so slow, I don't want to see it.

Why can't you pick up some speed, old man?

I mean, come on. Cars should be flying!

Correct.

Birds should be cycling.

Trees should be paragliding.

All in good time.

First, make the car fly. Come on!

Hey!

At least, the scarf is flying.

-This is why I can't resist you. -Oh!

Funny men are so rare.

And you know the problem with younger men?

What?

They're brawn without brain.

And what about you?

Why can't you resist me?

Wife growing old?

-Hey! Don't call my wife old. -Oh!

Still has glowing skin. She can give you a run for your money!

You liar!

If your wife is so attractive, what are you doing with me?

Must be something missing in her.

That's why you're here with me, old man.

She was also funny.

Once upon a time.

I never lied to Kankana.

Being truthful to my partner is a habit because of you.

It's think it's time for some introspection.

After all these years...

who has become a liar?

Thought it would be funny.

When I had a fling with Rajat

I'd tell Rangan everything.

Where did we go for coffee?

Or which movie? How was the movie?

Everything.

Funny for whom?

What?

You had a fling. You had fun.

Why would Rangan find it funny?

Why not?

I didn't sleep with Rajat.

In fact, my fling was a test for Rangan.

Wanted to see what he does when he gets jealous.

Oh, cut the crap!

Mind your language.

Your mind. Your language.

And what did I even say?

Just admit the truth.

What about the day Rajat held your hand?

I'd told Rangan.

Marriage, kids, their school, their coaching classes...

I've always had my hands full.

Not to mention, my translation work.

I work from home but it's no less stressful.

That fling was a breath of fresh air to me.

Maybe that's what Kankana is to Rangan.

Fresh air.

He accepted your affair. Why can't you accept his?

You are the liar. Aren't you?

Can I get a cup of coffee too?

Wait, wait.

Don't rush me.

Coffee for you.

Your daughter demands Chinese for dinner.

Your son drives me crazy in hunger.

Mom, I'm hungry!

Is dinner ready? When do we eat?

Eat my head!

Oh no!

I wanted to eat your head tonight.

How would you like it served? Like fish head curry?

No, no.

Before I eat your head, I'll freeze it for half an hour.

Wait. Don't try to run away.

-What's the subject? -Subject? Nothing.

It's about a woman.

Who?

I told you about this woman who's flirting with me in office.

Remember Kankana?

That's great.

Flirt back.

Your hair's greying. You're balding.

Soon, women won't even look at you.

Enjoy the attention while it lasts.

I am.

That's why I told you.

What did you enjoy?

The flirting? Or something more?