Viens, j'ai pas de culotte

Come... I Don't Wear Panties!

Is that you, Octave?

You shouldn't have come here.

My father is in the next room. What if he wakes up?

No, please, not now.

No, you shouldn't do that.

But... Say something to me.

But you're not Octave!

But who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Answer me!

Who are you?

Show me your face! You're a coward! You abused me!

A coward!

Quiet!

My father!

What are you doing here?

Let me pass.

I don't mean you any harm.

Your daughter will tell you...

Don't talk about my daughter!

Your daughter, yes...

Don't talk about my daughter!

I told you, I don't mean you any harm.

Is it you or is it the old man who's dead?

- It's the old man, imbecile! - Ah!

That's not possible.

We can't go on like this.

Otherwise, we'll end up in jail.

Just because of some broad.

It'd be a pain.

I'll end up in jail.

You pussy!

Life is meant to be lived.

Not endured.

What's so special about these bitches?

They're all the same once we're inside.

To get there, what a trip!

Vanquishing. Forcing.

Assaulting. Defiling

Smelling them getting wet, just looking at them.

Penetrating the inaccessible.

Invading the uninvadable.

Whatever the cost!

The old General, he knows the cost.

That's why I'd prefer to go to another village.

Well, it was an accident.

But to reassure you, we're going home to Paris immediately.

After my date...

A cutie...

As long as she wears a skirt...

The flask doesn't matter as long as we get the intoxication.

Cretin!

Come. I seem to smell a woman's scent.

I had a hard time convincing her to come here.

But I know that she just wants to be taken.

Taken and then thrown away like an old sock.

Shut up, will you.

Look at those unique curves.

That skin still untouched.

But not for much longer...

The attraction for unripe fruits.

Forbidden fruits...

Elvire!

Yes, your wife, my dear Juan.

It took me a long time to track you down.

But now I'm here.

Surprised, huh?

Surprised and delighted.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an important meeting.

To disappear the day after our wedding, you had to have a powerful reason.

And you will probably explain it to me.

We barely consummated our marriage, and then...

No more husband!

But I love you, Juan.

You've said it to me enough times.

Now prove it!

By letting me go.

I want you.

Come, I want you.

Oh, come!

I want you.

Oh yes, come.

Oh yes, deep inside.

Come, yes!

Deep inside, yes!

Come.

Come.

I want to see your face in broad daylight when you come.

Show me the face of pleasure.

The look of a disgraced bitch.

Come, yes!

Come deep inside.

No, not deep inside.

Here!

Lepo, tell me where he is?

Tell me where I can find him?

Forget it!

Why do you keep deluding yourself?

Maybe he's already with another woman.

But I'm his wife!

His wife...

Here.

Have a drink, it will cheer you up.

Wives...

He has wives everywhere.

In every country.

In every city, in every village.

There is nothing he does more easily than marrying.

It's crazy how much he loves marrying.

Look...

I made a small list just for fun.

And it could be useful...

I take the leftovers...

In France, we're at five hundred eighty.

In Italy, four hundred seventy.

They're a little more rebellious.

In England, six hundred and ten.

The English women are apparently the most gifted.

In Spain, one thousand and three.

One thousand and three?

One thousand and three.

Hard to believe, huh?

Spanish women are easy!

Let me see these one thousand and three.

There's all kinds of women.

Tall, small, fat, skinny.

Blonde, brunette, redhead.

White, black, yellow.

Beautiful, ugly.

Anything, as long as there is a skirt to lift.

He'll pay for this!

Hey, where are you going?

File a complaint!

One more.

It will be the one thousand and fourth.

Stop right here.

Did you see that cutie?

You know her?

No, but I'd like to make her acquaintance.

She just got married!

My little darling, already married!

I knew you when you were that small.

Come on, Charlotte. The cortege is waiting for us.

Charlotte! Pretty, Charlotte.

Finding you on a day like this. I'm not leaving you.

Is your dad here?

He's been dead for two years. You knew him?

What? Dead already!

He was a childhood friend.

We're very happy to meet you, but people are waiting for us.

There's no way I'm leaving.

Charlotte is like a daughter to me.

I'm inviting you all.

But we've already planned everything.

Never mind! I'll pay.

I'm organizing a ball tonight and I want you all to come.

Alright, but first we must dine...

You car is waiting, young man.

Allow me to spend some time with Charlotte.

I haven't seen her for so long.

You'll have her for life...

Charlotte, you've become so beautiful.

But there is one thing that bothers me.

Your fiancé, I mean your husband...

What does he do?

He has a good job, he's a cabinetmaker.

You're too beautiful for that kind of life.

You know, I have other plans for you.

You could become my wife.

Your wife?

In fact, I came all the way from Paris.

Just to pick you up.

You could have a fantastic life.

Would you like that?

Yes?

Well...

My head is spinning.

Have you already slept with that boy?

No, tonight will be the first time.

- The first time? - Yes.

What are you doing?

The first time... It's true.

Don't worry. With me, you'll only get pleasure.

This time you won't escape me so easily.

But I don't want to escape you, my dear.

Beware of this man, young girl. He's very dangerous.

I know him. He is a friend of my father.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Why shouldn't I be fine?

Something could happen to you.

Don't listen to her, she's crazy.

Run away while there's still time.

The poor woman has lost her mind.

She loves me without hope.

Would you like to join our friends to celebrate?

- Please. - Well, of course.

Are you Juan's wife?