Platon (Платон)

Why are they so alike?

As for me, every one of them has marked individuality.

Look, what an animal, a good one.

Calm... she plays violin.

She plays it while you're screwing her.

Look! A cellist! Do you want a cellist?

- They all have very strong legs! - I see, Platon...

When will my beauty come to me?

It's a problem but we can solve it.

We'll need time and resources.

She is young, silly and stubborn girl.

Platon, I have resources.

How much time?

One day and one month, but it's only for you.

- Listen, do you want Ea daughter of the Sardinian King? - I don't want sardine.

Take her for demonstration.

I like... this one.

But it's an exclusive version...

She has tuning dualism! Recherche.

Let's see!

- What about football, will you go? - I don't like boys! - I seeE

Synchronous swimming.

Carefully...

- Hi. - Hi. Well, see you.

- Hi. - Hi.

Nice hair colour. Do you take part?

Sure.

- Maestro! Hello! - Hi.

- What about the appearance? - Better now.

- Thank you for the clothes. - Ok.

Hi, uncle is in the hall.

Don't run away, I want to introduce him to you.

Platon, no way, I've already said!

Ok, I've arranged it.

Is there anyone at your home?

- Mother. What about you? - Father.

Dad! Are you going somewhere?

Anton!

Father...

Why haven't you introduced me to your friend?

- You didn't tell me. - Which one?

Bye. Bye.

Have you found a girl?

Take it easy! We'll find you a chick.

Nice job.

Hi. Hi.

So, you reveal...

...authentic mechanisms, perturbation...

...of the glitzy society...

...not consolidated by the idea of existence

- Take it, answer. - Hello.

- Hat were we talking about? - Yes.

Hello! Platon. He screwed me...

- What? Literally? - No. If so, I would be in prison now and he would be dead.

He says that he is really interested in her and he won't talk about money.

- Somebody is looking for you - Who?

Did you meet the uncle yesterday? Is everything in its place?

What did you do there?

Stop!

- Hello, wait. - Sergey, let's go!

What? Yeah!

I'm training the hundred meter race.

I'm going to the next Olympic games

I have a translator for you do you have a big delegation?

Ok! Call me tomorrow E

We will find specialists.

Hello, I'll call you back...

...I have a meeting with legionnaires. Yeah, the Roman ones! Of course!

Ok, I'll call you back.

Good night! Mister Captain.

It's clear.

Hello.

How are you?

All right. But I have a feeling that somebody is chasing me.

Why do you think so?

- Look... - Have you been running away?

ShouldnTt I?

They just want to greet you... I teach them to be polite.

Well, I didn't get it... I just went on business.

- You don't like it, right? - I just didn't notice...

well, no hard feelings, ok?

And what about the hermaphrodite that you gave me?

I warned you that she has dualism... you know...

Shut up! A girl that you gave me with a big cock...

- do you know what could I do with you? - Well, I just...

Shut up, Platon!

Keep alive, but I don't forgive you.

I have a request for you... I'll have an important dinner soon,

I don't want to be alone.

Do you remember the girl that I liked?

I'll decide what to do with you after the dinner.

By the way, the girl with dualism is quiet good.

What?

Height 182, weight 72, two years old information.

He bribed to avoid military service, perforated ulcer, simulated one.

- The commandant of the military commissariat is a crafty fat bastard. - So what?

But he didn't refuse to collaborate with us.

They began their relations with Nastya two years ago. Before that he had relations with a girl called Camilla.

During these two years... as Camilla says, they've met four times, with sex.

- Nastya doesn't suspect it. - Great!

He lives with his parents all the time... ...his father is unemployed.

Mother has an affair with Gena, they've met in Yalta.

The guy has two bank accounts with 200 and 25 roubles.

Wait, somebody's calling.

Hello, who is that?

Ella, have you lost again? You're alone once again like an ass-hole.

Take it easy... We'll find you a boyfriend.

Call me later, I can't speak.

The car is bought on credit meanwhile his monthly wage is 450 dollars.

He works as manager in the "Pyatak" supermarket.

Tax accounts are in order... The information provided by his father could be useful.

He had his left testicle damaged in school during a fight... The right one functions well.

He dreams of fucking Britney Spears and running his own supermarket.

- He knows the Morse code. - It's not enough!

What a crap, except for... ...that girlE Camilla?

Yeah.

That could be really useful.

Stop the car...

We were here yesterday. We've been running here, right?

There was a cool T-shirt over there.

Camilla lives in Nizhni Tagil now. We can bring her if you want.

Can I help you?

No...

...but you can save me.

- I've saved a kitten in the morning, that's enough for today. - It's much easier with me.

- I need a T-shirt. - You don't have any?

Lyuba! What are you talking?

Lyuba! I know your name!

Take off your glasses and read here!

I have bad sight. May I read it to the touch?

- Well, try it. - Lyuba!!!

I can't read your name... exactly.

Feel free, we are working for you.

You're very hot as I can feel.

So... your name is Lyubov.

You also look great, you have a good stylist.

- Why do you need a T-shirt? - I want to attract attention to my chest.

If so, you'd better take a. T- shirt off.

Yeah, as it happened to the mannequin.

Nice cap, it attracts attention.

Do you want such a getup?

Can you get me a yesterday's T-shirt?

...And I'll let you to take this T-shirt off.

Are you kidding? I don't even dare to dream about that!

Don't be afraid, it's not a big deal to do it with mannequins all the time.

I'll call by tomorrow.

I'll take it.

Line busy!

Hey, man! How did you get here?

WellE

Leave the territory, please.

How can I find Abdullah?

What for?

Ok, sure.

Come with me. This way.

I beg your pardon, I've been too hasty.

It comes with the job.

It comes with the job. Sometimes I'm too rough with good people.

Our chicks are very expensive!

Another problem is tips.

The guards don't receive tips.

After you.

Well, may I go?

Take it.

Hello! Where is Abdullah?

Abdullah!

Wait!

Platon, is it yours?

- Yeah. - Come with me, do you want to see Abdullah?

- Yes. - After you.

Move over please.

Please, Platon.

Are you hungry?

What about you?

I've asked you first.

Carpaccio and red wine.

It is too fat...

It finished two times and became fat. You should be hungry when you go up the hill.

Rudolf screwed a bitch for a better genealogy, that's all.

You should keep your mind on it.

I've heard that you have a lot of bitches with good genealogy.

I have some mongrels too. Mongrels are smarter.

No way. The smart ones have small tits.

We have another one like this.

...let me see. - Ok.

No way, I've already taken a girl like her. Do you have her photo from behind?

No, but I've got her half-face photo.

No way, it's for a passport...

- This one. - Congratulations, nice taste. The most, one of theE

Zarema. Where are you?

None of your business. Why have you broken my card, I can't receive my money now.

Mend it! I'll tell my grandfather!

Find her.

- Go home. - Mend my card first and give me back my car!

- Do you want a cup of coffee? - No, thanks.

- Hi. - How are you?

Leave me. What do you want?

Khadizhe!

Zarema! Hello! What's wrong? Does Abdullah know?

He doesn't know, chuck it. Let me call. My battery has run down.