Sheroes

True yoga is not about the shape of your body

but the shape of your life.

This is such fucking bullshit.

These white walls create such mystical notions.

They are undefinably absolute.

I will take this piece right here please.

This is such fucking bullshit.

Put the money in the bag! Put the money in the bag!

Do you wanna play?

Barry loves to play.

Cut.

That was beautiful, Ezra, truly groundbreaking work.

This is such fucking bullshit.

Fuck you and your pussy board.

This is such fucking bullshit.

Pack your bags!

What's the word, Diamond?

Yeah, I'm just super busy here at the art gallery.

Yeah, you're about as busy over there

selling overpriced sheets of white paper

as I am over here practicing my Oscar speech.

Daddy has given us his jet and villa,

we take off tomorrow for an insta trip you won't forget.

What? No shit.

That sounds amazing.

Which one of your daddy's houses are we going to?

Phuket...

Thailand!

Are you sure it's safe there?

Decap Ezra, of course it's safe.

Now go pack your shit.

Wheels up first thing in the morning.

See y'all on a G tomorrow. Diamond out.

Welcome, ladies.

Now where the fuck is Ryder?

Oh, of course.

Nice luggage, Ryder.

Fuck off, Daisy.

Oh you would love to fuck Daisy.

How do you know I haven't?

Wow, welcome, ladies.

I'm Jasper McDaniel. I'll be your pilot.

We have good weather,

so we should be arriving in Phuket on time.

Sit back, relax, enjoy the flight,

and if you guys need anything, I'll be up front.

Oh my, I can think of a few things

that our captain can do to me.

Diamond, just let him focus on his job,

which is literally making sure we don't crash and die.

Fuck off.

Oh this is fucking awesome!

Enough of the chitchat, I want a shot.

God, Daisy, the sun's barely up.

Well I'm sure the sun is up in Thailand by now.

And I'm just pro-actively curing future jet lag.

To sex.

To drugs.

To rock and roll.

I think we should all go around in a circle

and collectively set an intention

for our vacay together.

Oh my God, Ezra, stop being so fucking introspective.

Like, just relax.

Here, take a pull.

I wanna get into some of that full moon powder

and turn this beach trip into a ski trip.

Ryder, what about you?

I wanna connect with my friends,

and have the experience of a lifetime.

That sounds pretty fucking lame.

I want to eat great food, sleep long nights

and fuck anyone I want.

Daddy issues.

My daddy has issues with you on his plane.

There is the fucking door, Ezra.

Oh my God, chill out .

Well, I intend to fuck on blow

and have an experience that we'll never forget.

To motherfucking Thailand, yeah!

I gotta piss.

Oh enjoy.

I'm gonna go up front to see if there's

anything I can do for our captain.

Hey, please don't fuck with him too much.

I wanna get there in one piece.

Ryder, what the fuck?

I thought we could use some alone time.

Now is not the time.

If not now, then when?

Look, it's not easy, Ryder.

I mean, life is complicated for some of us.

For some of us.

What's that supposed to mean?

Look, I am not you.

I'm not all confident wrapped up in this badassness.

Daisy, you have more badass in you than you know.

Just go.

This is a club I thought I'd never join.

The Bang Your Best Friend Club.

The Mile-High, you asshole .

Get some air in here, Dang.

Knock, knock.

Hello, Diamond. Everything okay?

Everything's great.

Just thought you could use some company.

Uh, Dang, I'm stretching my legs.

Controls are off to you.

Wow, you girls really know how to trash a plane.

Uh, yeah, I've had plenty of years of experience.

I believe it.

Mm-hm. So you know my dad?

Not personally, but I am a fan of his movies.

Oh, I'm sensing a little bit of mystery to you, Captain.

Mystery? Me?

My life's pretty boring.

I wish I had something to hide.

Married? Kids?

Oh no, no, no, no, no. I'm perpetually single.

Mm.

Well, we might have to do something to change that.

What about you?

Me?

Oh well, that's gonna take at least a second date.

Do me a favor. Grab a seat, okay?

Are we there?

Okay, ladies,

we hit some inclement weather.

It's gonna get a little bumpy, so

if you could please buckle your seat belts.

We're gonna crash. We're all gonna die!

Hey, hey, hey, guys, we're not gonna die.

It's just a storm.

Yeah, a storm we're right in the fucking middle of.

We're gonna die!

Ryder, I used your toothbrush, and I never told you.

And, Daisy, I'm sorry I puked in the back of your car.

Diamond, I'm so sorry, but I slept with your dad.

You motherfucker!

Technically, she's a fatherfucker.

What is the matter with it!

I just want you guys to know how much I love you.

Ladies, quick little update.

We've hit some bad whether,

and the Phuket Airport has been shut down,

so we're gonna land on a private airstrip outside of town.

There'll be a car waiting for you, and your bags will follow

and be delivered later today.

Prepare for landing.

No way.

Oh, my God.

So here is the pool, there is the sea, here is the bar.

Oh my God.

Daddy bought it like 10 years ago.

so, with a little renovation, well guys, mi casa, su casa.

Except for Ezra, that is.

Ha ha, sucker.

I mean seriously?

Fuck you. You're sleeping in the maid's quarters.

Well they always hide the good booze there anyway.

- Cool. - Oh my God.

Here, okay.

I'm not sleeping over there. I'm sleeping there.

I'm skinny dipping tonight.

You're gonna see my pale ass in this pool.

Your pale ass?

This is the best ever.

This is fucking amazing.

Yeah, right.

Anyone up for heading into town to get this party started?

Yeah, thought you'd never ask.

Do they have Uber here?

No need. This place comes with toys .

This place is so cool. There's literally fire.

- Guys, I'm gonna go get drinks. - Okay.

Forget drinks. Let's find some blow.

Daisy, you need to be careful, okay?

You get caught in Thailand with drugs,

fast forward 15 years, you're gonna be

like Clare Danes in Brokedown Palace.

This is Thailand.

Drugs are just as accessible as rice here.

Just be careful, okay? Be careful.