Mr. Pickles

Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective has gone back in time

to the '80s to kill you as a kid!

- Aah! - N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Oh, shiiiii...!

Aah!

S03E03 S.H.O.E.S

Hm.

Mmm!

Ahh!

Aah! Hey!

Stop biting my shoes, you evil dog!

Whoa!

This bill from the power company,

they say I haven't paid it, but I did!

They're charging a $3 late fee!

Please, will you call them?

No. I've got a lot going on today. Handle it.

Fine! Huh! Hmm.

Mom, you look funny!

I'm doing aerobics, Tommy.

Oh! Down, boy.

Can I do "aerob-tics" with you?

Uh, no. Go find a friend to play with.

Hmm. Where, oh, where can I find a friend?

A friend!

Friend, friend, friend!

Where can I find a friend?

Hey, quit hogging the ball.

I want to put it in!

Not before I shoot it all over your face!

Hi! Can I play with you guys?

No. You have leg braces.

Huh?

Yeah, loser!

Oh! Aah!

Aaaah!

Aw, no!

My leg braces "breaked."

Identify yourself!

Huh? Who said that?

I repeat, identify yourself.

I'm Tommy.

Target identified.

Who are you?!

I am S.H.O.E.S., which stands for

Secret Hyper Operational Exoskeleton System.

What does "Tommy" stand for?

Nothing. I can't stand.

Whoa!

See, I was looking for a friend but...

- - What is "friend"?

Oh. A friend is somebody you do things with.

- - Could I be friend?

Whee!

Whoa! That's so fast!

- Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ha!

- Amazing! - Amazing!

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Ha! Who-o-o-o-o-o-a!

Ow!

You suck!

But those shoes are awesome!

- Huh? - Grab him!

- Yeah, let's tug 'em off! -

Aah! No!

Target identified!

Cool!

Destroy target.

No! Come on, S.H.O.E.S.

Let's get out of here.

Affirmative. Getting out of here.

Whoa!

Hey! Come back with those shoes!

Sir, I've got eyes on S.H.O.E.S.

No, I am not paying a $3 late fee.

Dad, meet my friend S.H.O.E.S.

Well, I'd like to see you try and take $3 from me, buddy.

Hand it over!

What? No. You'll never get it from me.

- - Oh, I see.

Well, I better go get my gun, and we'll settle this like men.

Tommy, they found me. It's over.

Listen, kid. S.H.O.E.S. was designed for the military,

but some pairs began developing a mind of their own

and learned how to tie their own laces.

We need to destroy S.H.O.E.S. before someone gets hurt!

But he's my friend!

No! He's a cold-blooded killing machine!

Yep. He's evil all right.

- Huh? - Oh, no! They got away!

What? No! Damn it!

He has an underground lair with prisoners

and a river of blood.

Hmm. This is worse than we thought. Move out.

We're gonna have to get more creative

to get him away from the kid.

What's all this commotion?

Looks like I'm not the only one

that knows Mr. Pickles is evil.

Ugh. Never mind.

Now, I got two BBs that says you won't take $3 from me!

You cowards! Get out of here!

Whoa!

S.H.O.E.S., we need to find a safe place.

- Okay. In here. - Huh?

Aah! Tommy, I'm in the bath!

Aaaaaaaah!

- Hold on, Tommy. - Oh! Whoa!

Ooh, ooh! Oh! Not now, Tommy!

I'm in the middle of something!

- - Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh! Here's A Safe Place.

- Huh? - Hi.

- Cut! - Huh?

What are you doing on set?

Are we safe?

Say that again.

Are we safe?

You're Safe all right!

The role of Johnny Safe will now be played by these shoes.

What?!

Uh-huh!

Safe!

Hey, Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?

I have a date with Denise DeCarlo.

She is one hot babe.

Va-va-va-va-voom!

Hold it, lover boy.

Did you make the team?

- Uh... - He made the team all right...

the chess team.

Chess?

You want the car, make the baseball team.

Maybe then you'll get to first base with Denise DeCarlo.

But I don't like baseball.

Well, as long as you're in my house,

you live by my rules, or you're...

Outta here!

Aw, I wish you died in the fire and not Mom.

- Cut! - Huh?

Oh! Go away, boy.

I'm acting with my friend!