Fukrey Returns (फुकरे रिटर्न्स)

"Here's an extraordinary tale."

"The first of a two-part story."

"Here's an extraordinary tale."

"The first of a two-part story."

"There were four slackers and Bholi."

"The slackers made a business out of their dreams."

"Their dreams gave them the winning lottery number."

"And Bholi joined in this plan."

"But Choocha lied about his dream"

"and Bholi took advantage of that."

"She gave them a packet of drugs."

"They messed up and were indebted to her."

"Lali ended up losing Billa's shop."

"Even Choocha and Hunny were in her debt."

"The junkie's money helped them out"

"and the slackers made the most of it."

"God's gift saved them."

"The slackers laid a trap"

"and sent Bholi straight to jail."

"That's how the first part ended."

"Now let's start the rest of the tale."

Pal.

Hunny.

Slower, please.

Please, pal.

Let's stop here. I can't hold it in any longer.

You shouldn't have eaten so much. I won't stop.

Don't do this.

We've committed all sins together,

this is the last one.

Let's relieve ourselves here.

Please, pal.

Hey, don't whistle.

They say whistling attracts snakes.

A black cobra. A black cobra.

A black cobra bit your butt.

I told you not to whistle.

Bholi?

I shall have vengeance today.

You sly fox.

You stood between me and Choocha for ages.

Today, I've gotten rid of you.

Now nothing can separate me and Choocha.

No, no...

Choocha, stop staring at her.

Do something or the venom will spread.

Choocha, you idiot.

Yes, pal, don't be afraid.

I won't let any harm come to you.

Mummy.

Go on, dude...

Run away from here.

We've come to the end of our partnership.

From here on, I'll be with my one true love...

Bholi, the enchantress.

This house turns into a madhouse every morning...

You duffer!

Who the hell were you dreaming about?

Don't you feel ashamed?

Like father, like son.

And their WhatsApp keeps beeping all night.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

It drives me crazy.

I'm going to end it for now and forever.

I'm going to shut WhatsApp down.

But even your Kitty Group beeps all night.

Shameless. How dare you talk before me!

Get ready in two minutes.

Come down, and take the dirty clothes with you.

If I don't wake you up, you'd sleep all day.

Absolutely shameless.

I'm barely holding this house together...

And he just wants to sleep all day.

Make sure you get all the clothes back.

"M for Mirchi."

"M for Mirchi."

"M for Mirchi."

- "Radio Mirchi." - Mirchi 98.3.

People who listen to Radio Mirchi are always happy.

"Come closer..."

"Sing something..."

Priya.

"Come closer..."

It has been so long since I first said I love you.

Now...

I think it's time we kiss.

Try the all new Sparkle...

With cooling crystals and micro plates.

You'll have super white teeth, and the freshest breath.

The all new Sparkle.

Come closer with confidence.

Hey.

Not this kiss, silly.

The other one...

French kiss.

No, no... Not that one.

You eat meat. Eating meat is not allowed in my faith.

Have you lost it?

Do you think the chicken is still stuck in my mouth?

No, no... Not that one. You stop eating meat first.

Come on, I'll rinse my mouth.

And...

For you, I'll quit eating meat from today.

- Happy? - No, no...

- What? - Dad.

Oh, come on. Dad...

Dad.

Greetings, Dad.

"Dad."

Who is he?

Dad... He is... I mean...

I, Hunny. That is Vikas Gulati.

I love Priya, and we want to get married.

Son, we are Brahmins.

We don't wed our daughters into other castes.

The age of caste is over, Dad.

This is the age of status.

I see.

What do you do?

I run an investment company that doubles money overnight.

- Overnight? - Yes.

You're not a criminal, are you?

Not at all. You can ask Priya.

I'm naturally talented.

In fact, I recommend you invest some money.

I'll double it in a day. Do you want to invest?

I'm a government employee, Son.

I've been content for 35 years with the little money I make.

Over the years, I've earned a lot of experience.

My daughter is wise.

Don't break her trust.

Great words, Dad.

Your daughter is like my daughter.

Don't worry. We're like family now.

Greetings, Dad.

And this is going to be your music room.

- I see. - So shall I consider it done?

Yes.

Here...

This is five thousand less.

Mr. Bunty, the amount is right.

But it'll be 5000 more for the marriage certificate.

Why do we need a certificate when we're aren't married yet?

Sir, live-in couples are not allowed to rent flats here.

So I'll have to make you a fake marriage certificate

and that will cost five thousand rupees.

But the Supreme Court has passed an order.

Live-in is legal now.

Madam, in that case, rent a flat in the Supreme Court

because this society won't allow you to live here.

Give back the check.

If it's just a matter of a marriage certificate,

then we'll get married and return.

What?

I proposed marriage only so that we don't lose the flat.

- Good. - Don't get ideas, Neetu Ma'am.

Okay, how about a beach wedding?

Yes, pal.

Stop polishing your bike.

Girls won't ride on a pillion with you anyway.

No problem, dude. Hope sustains life.

You are hopeful about the coffee shop too,

but your father cares a damn.

Pack all this stuff.

Yes, sir, tell me.

My boy.

"Jugaad", not hope, makes the world go round.

Amazing.

Wow.

Listen.

He had a new dream.

Meet me behind the temple at two o'clock.

- All right. - Bye.

First, he had a bicycle; now he has a car.

This became possible because of "jugaad."

That's your future.

You like that?

You'll get your loan, sir.

I'll need a copy of your electricity bill.

But I never pay the electricity bill.

I just tap into the open wires and run my AC and cooler.

But I can give you a copy of the documents of my shop.

- Will that do? - Yes, sir.

- Are you sure? - I'll make do, sir.

Hey, you lazy fool. Where are you off to?

Yes?

Go get the documents of the shop from the safe.

Should I sign in Hindi or Punjabi?

Dad, here are the documents.

Make a plane out of it, then. Fool.

Sit there. And take this.

Check the accounts properly.

All right.

Sir, one more thing.

I'll need your photo as well.

Everybody here knows me by face. Why do you need a photo?

Do you know my dad?

Yes.

Dad, do you know Bholi Punjaban?

Yes. I mean, no, not at all. Who is Bholi Punjaban?